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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: eekone]
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Do you know what the price on this may be?


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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: eekone]
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In the olymics they shoot piss up the hole, but that could very well kill ya, who knows.

I knew someone who used to use bleach, but now all places use pH meters...


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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: eekone]
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I have used this process to pass a pee test within two or three days on multiple multiple occasions.

1. Buy lots of niacinamide. Or steal it if you don't have the five bucks or whatever, i really don't care and you shouldn't either. Not niacin, which will make you red itchy and uncomfortable, but niacinAMIDE. Start eating around six grams a day. you will feel weird but who gives a fuck.
2. Run at least three or four miles a day. this will help your body sweat out and burn off most of the THC metabolites.
3. Drink as much water as possible. A gallon a day is probably sufficient but if you can get more down then more power to you.
4. Right before the test, make sure to drink some apple juice to color your piss, along with lots and lots more niacinamide.


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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: silosighbin]
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Do they watch you pee or?I always filled a rubber up with clean pee and used that.I would wear tighty whiteys and stuff it in my crotch.I imagine you could tape it to your pecker and have something small and sharp to puncture the tip of the rubber to make it look like your peeing from behind you.I never take chances with detoxing myself if there is alot on the line(job, jail ect) GL man


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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: eekone]
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I wish I knew about kiwk fix last year... before i failed a test for a potential job!

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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: Knobby Tops]
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If they claim bullshit on your water being watered down, just say you like to keep hydrated. If your urine is a dark yellow it means you are not getting enough water or you are taking supplements. Clear urine means that you are well hydrated but it can also mean you are drinking to much water. An off light yellow urine color means your drinking enough water aswell.

They cannot do anything because you like to keep hydrated.

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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: Denebola]
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Denebola said:
If they claim bullshit on your water being watered down, just say you like to keep hydrated. If your urine is a dark yellow it means you are not getting enough water or you are taking supplements. Clear urine means that you are well hydrated but it can also mean you are drinking to much water. An off light yellow urine color means your drinking enough water aswell.

They cannot do anything because you like to keep hydrated.


true. but there's a difference between staying hydrated and your piss being pure water without even any vitamins in it :wink: hence why ya gotta drink juice and/or take supplements in addition to the water


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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: silosighbin]
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silosighbin said:
true. but there's a difference between staying hydrated and your piss being pure water without even any vitamins in it :wink: hence why ya gotta drink juice and/or take supplements in addition to the water



Which is what I meant


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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: Justin_c17]
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Justin_c17 said:
Im not small myself, and I already know piss atleast once before you take the test. Because the first piss of the day is the dirtiest.


But You all do have my sincere thanks, I've been sweating bullets over this


That's good, keep sweating until all that THC is out of you, lol.
See if you can get some niacin pills and cranberry extract pills. Also drink a lot of water and cranberry juice and piss a lot and maybe do some stuff that will make you sweat.

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Re: Pass a Piss Test? [Re: eekone]
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eekone said:
try formula 420 they should have it at your local head shop


:3stooges:

Man I if we are thinking of the same stuff, that shits for cleaning pipes and bongs, etc. Not for detox.


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