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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: Green_T]
    #10952898 - 08/28/09 01:26 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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I actually thought that was from www.thisiswhyyourefat.com




a lot of shit on that site makes my stomach hurt but some of it looks really good : )



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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: niteowl]
    #10953161 - 08/28/09 02:38 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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THIS IS A THREAD JACKING! :fishgun:
NOBODY MOVE, AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT!

Post your gravy recipes!!!

�1/2 pound bacon, fried and crumbled
� 2 tablespoons butter
� 4 tablespoons all purpose flour
� 3 cups milk
� Salt and pepper

Fry the bacon until its nice and crispy, and remove the bacon with your tongs but don't pour out the grease. Melt in the butter, and slowly begin stirring in flour a little bit at a time until it thickens up. After letting it simmer for a few minutes, pour in your milk while stirring, and then add in your crumbled bacon. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Remove gravy from the burner and allow it to cool, put a funnel in your mouth, and pour it down your throat.

:fatbastard:




OMG :drooling:
That sounds fucking delicious

Imma make some of that in the morning




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I use a pound of sausage,dont drain the grease ,add flour untill a slight greasy flour glaze coats everything,brown the flour then add milk and simmer to make it thick.This works best with a hot or spicey sausage ,then put it ontop of buttermilk bizkits slightly over cooked......:crazy2:


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: unretarded]
    #10953201 - 08/28/09 02:50 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Now that, kind sir, is a southern breakfast staple :awebig:


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: circularvortex]
    #10953213 - 08/28/09 02:53 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Also cause of great lulz:

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http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ said:


The Fat Bitch Sandwich


Cheesesteak with mozzarella sticks, french fries, marinara, lettuce, and tomato on a roll.







Next time I'm in New Brunswick, I fully plan to hit up the grease trucks and get a Fat Bitch Sandwich. I'll be sure to report back.

Hell, I might even make a trip down there just for the sake of getting that sandwich.


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: Gumby]
    #10953248 - 08/28/09 03:03 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: shadyy]
    #10953315 - 08/28/09 03:34 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Is that a chocolate muffin cone?


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10953318 - 08/28/09 03:36 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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chocolate cupcake cone




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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: MrBump]
    #10954074 - 08/28/09 09:34 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

you making a deal of a sandwich is the facepalm of all eternity.


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: notapillow]
    #10954080 - 08/28/09 09:36 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Wat.




bird feeder




so they can catch and eat the birds, mmmmmmmmmm sparrow and maybe a hawk if your lucky.


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #10954086 - 08/28/09 09:37 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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you making a deal of a sandwich is the facepalm of all eternity.



no, this is the facepalm of all eternity...




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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #10954093 - 08/28/09 09:39 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Did you know it's a felony to kill migratory birds?


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: circularvortex]
    #10954098 - 08/28/09 09:41 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Did you know it's a felony to kill migratory birds?



only if you get caught and if you can actually find a cop that cares about that or even recognizes it as a law.


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #10954105 - 08/28/09 09:42 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Wardens usually aren't too happy about it.

Aside from its illegal status it's a very irresponsible thing to do.  I highly recommend against it.


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: circularvortex]
    #10954115 - 08/28/09 09:45 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I've never killed a bird but I have heard some stupid bitch blame a driver for hitting a bird with their car on accident saying drivers should pay more attention.  The damn thing flew into the guys windshield :shrug: Damn hippies.


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: unretarded]
    #10954176 - 08/28/09 10:00 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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unretarded said:
Quote:

niteowl said:
Quote:

blewmeanie said:
THIS IS A THREAD JACKING! :fishgun:
NOBODY MOVE, AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT!

Post your gravy recipes!!!

�1/2 pound bacon, fried and crumbled
� 2 tablespoons butter
� 4 tablespoons all purpose flour
� 3 cups milk
� Salt and pepper

Fry the bacon until its nice and crispy, and remove the bacon with your tongs but don't pour out the grease. Melt in the butter, and slowly begin stirring in flour a little bit at a time until it thickens up. After letting it simmer for a few minutes, pour in your milk while stirring, and then add in your crumbled bacon. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Remove gravy from the burner and allow it to cool, put a funnel in your mouth, and pour it down your throat.

:fatbastard:




OMG :drooling:
That sounds fucking delicious

Imma make some of that in the morning




:greenthumb:


I use a pound of sausage,dont drain the grease ,add flour untill a slight greasy flour glaze coats everything,brown the flour then add milk and simmer to make it thick.This works best with a hot or spicey sausage ,then put it ontop of buttermilk bizkits slightly over cooked......:crazy2:




Yeah, that sounds like my recipe.

I have taken the liberty of adding herb to it though.

Lately, I've been using 1.5 grams Rocket Spice in lieu of MJ.




My brother turned me on to this recipe 15 years ago.
He took our uncle's gravy recipe and added herb into the mix.

Sausage and Herb Gravy and Biscuits

Ingredients for 3 large servings:
1/2 stick butter
1/8 oz. nugs, or more
1 lb. pork sausage
24 oz. milk
4 oz. water
3 tbs. self-rising flour
1 tbs. sage
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. pepper
6 large frozen biscuits

Instructions:
Cook sausage over medium-high heat.
Pour sausage and grease into container.
Melt butter in skillet and add finely ground nugs. (You really want a wok for this.  Sticking is bad, mmkay?)
Now is a good time to preheat oven to 425 degrees F.
Saute for 10 minutes over medium-low heat.
Strain butter its own container and dispose of nug-shake.
Add sausage, grease, and flour back into skillet.
Brown flour for 1 minute over medium-high heat.
Stir consistantly so as to not let flour stick.
If it is too dry, pour in a touch of the weed butter.
Stir in salt, pepper, and sage.
Pour in milk.
Go ahead and place frozen biscuits in oven for 20-25 minutes. (I use stoneware so my biscuits never burn, Baby!)
Bring gravy to a boil and immediately turn down to medium-low.
Keep stirring that shit; don't be afraid to give it plenty of love.
Doesn't it smell great?
Gravy will thicken over 20 minutes.
Add in water (you may not need all 4 oz.)
Add in weed butter last, so as to not lose potency.
Cut bicuits in half and pour on gravy.
Eat up.
Try not to go back to bed.

Best sausage gravy this side of the Mason-Dixon line!

Ya'll tell me what you think after cooking this!

P.S. If want to make plain sausage gravy with no weed, there is no need to pour out cooked sausage.  Just add in butter (you might not need a 1/2 stick with no weed, but some butter is necessary) before browning flour.


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Re: facepalm of the day [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #10954372 - 08/28/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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UnholyChild666 said:
I've never killed a bird but I have heard some stupid bitch blame a driver for hitting a bird with their car on accident saying drivers should pay more attention.  The damn thing flew into the guys windshield :shrug: Damn hippies.




i lol'd


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