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InvisibleSwami
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But not a real one...
    #1089319 - 11/26/02 11:05 PM (21 years, 3 months ago)

This is a refrain from many of the metaphysicians here when I say I visited a psychic, an astrologer, a guru, a martial arts master or whatever; and saw no evidence of anything otherwordly.

This rebuttal has some validity, but no one says how to discover "a real one". I do not have enough time and money to go through thousands trying to discover a diamond among the zircons.

So the next response is...?



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OfflineKemist
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: Swami]
    #1089391 - 11/26/02 11:50 PM (21 years, 3 months ago)

... is, how goes life so far

if you like the ride so far stay on the path you chosen if not look for another path ... you'll find the right on or at least die trying


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: Swami]
    #1089442 - 11/27/02 12:13 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

"You're not spiritually advanced enough to be able to recognize such a person."

Or something along those lines...


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: Sclorch]
    #1089487 - 11/27/02 12:26 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

Swami's vibrational level is too low lol...... :grin: 


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OfflinePhluck
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1089536 - 11/27/02 12:37 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

He should try the Sybian.


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: Phluck]
    #1089558 - 11/27/02 12:42 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

He should try the Sybian.

I'm not sure if it's sad that I get your joke here... hehehe
*tries not to visualize anything*


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: Sclorch]
    #1089757 - 11/27/02 01:53 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

lol its not sad at all!!

Any real man nowadays knows about the sybian :-D

I might be wary of women know knew about it though :smile:

-=- Matt/Strumpling -=-
"oh yeah thats it turn it up!"


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1089789 - 11/27/02 02:07 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

Swami's vibrational level is too low lol......

Maybe I need bigger speakers and a more powerful amp...

*cranks up Hendrix* (that was for you brother Alex :smile:


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: Swami]
    #1089799 - 11/27/02 02:10 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

I guess "who Knows" by Hendrix(live band of gypsies album) pretty much summates my own personal philosophical point of view :grin: 


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Re: But not a real one... [Re: Swami]
    #1090428 - 11/27/02 07:15 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

you don't find them, they find you  :grin:


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Re: But not a real one... [Re: Swami]
    #1090822 - 11/27/02 11:07 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

I know of no "get real results quick scheme" that works any more than I know a "get rich quick" scheme that works.

Authentic people are very hard to find and there is a correlation between the sincerity of the seeker and the object found. When I say authentic people I am not speaking of those with mystical ability. I am talking about people who are real. Adn finding those is better than finding some magician.

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: But not a real one... [Re: ]
    #1090847 - 11/27/02 11:18 AM (21 years, 3 months ago)

...but, but - I looked in the Yellow Pages!


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Anonymous

Re: But not a real one... [Re: Swami]
    #1091022 - 11/27/02 12:32 PM (21 years, 3 months ago)

Silly man, authentic people are in the white pages under their names. It is not a category in the yellow pages.

Sheesh, must I teach you everything?

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