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 Bozeman
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 do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? 
#10887168 - 08/19/09 12:37 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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im fairly slim. 5'8, 145, mostly muscle or leg mass.
i smoke pretty much everyday, multiple times a day, but for the past few days i havent been smoking as much due to work. i have to take a drugtest tomorrow, but im subbing pee, but i want to try and actually pass the next one, which is 2 weeks from tomorrow.
i workout regularly and sweat alot due to my job(florida landscaping) and drink a bunch of water normally to stay hydrated. do you think if i just sweat a little more, then could i burn the majority of the thc out in two weeks. enough to pass a 50ng test
i noticed on my previous drugtests, it took me a couple days over a month to go from 300+ to 72ng of thc metaboltes in my piss. and that was back when i was a couch potato and my metabolism was a little slower.
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PurpleKush
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 Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Bozeman]
#10887183 - 08/19/09 12:42 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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it depends.
did you put the drugs in your butt?
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Kada
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: PurpleKush]
#10887201 - 08/19/09 12:46 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Bozeman]
#10887217 - 08/19/09 12:50 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why do you have to take drug tests so much ?
And prolly . My buddy did the same thing just drank water for 3 days before his drug test . And letme tell you this man was on everything but the blue blue sky .
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: HeroMike]
#10887732 - 08/19/09 02:53 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you've been getting along fine subbing, then why stop and risk failing the test?
If it ain't broke...
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: PurpleKush]
#10887736 - 08/19/09 02:54 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
PurpleKush said:
it depends.
did you put the drugs in your butt?
hahahhahaahaha tonight is the shit
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: shadyy]
#10888675 - 08/19/09 10:01 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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no, i didnt put the drugs in my butt. lol, in fact ive never put anything in my butt.
and im stopping subbing because i cant always be sure that im going to get clean pee. and with school starting again soon, i dont have the same prep time i would have during the summer.
and i take drugtests cause im on probation.
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Bozeman]
#10888685 - 08/19/09 10:04 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bozeman said:
no, i didnt put the drugs in my butt. lol, in fact ive never put anything in my butt.
fag
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Deltron3030]
#10888746 - 08/19/09 10:19 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Man, I am on probation and I can pass tests in 5 days. Get niacin 500mg (it burns the fat cells that store THC), concentrated cranberry pills (promotes a healthy urinary system), and pick up a bottle of detox ie. stinger, detoxify and follow the directions to the T. You'll be fine. Careful about drinking water, you could piss diluted, and in my case that counts as a dirty drop.
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Tri High
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Knowl3dge]
#10888796 - 08/19/09 10:30 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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So what, you eat the niacin 5 days before, or everyday leading up to it?
Holler. I go in next week. Was planning on going in next month, but some shit came up and I've got to go in a lot sooner.
So, minus the detox drink, what's the deal with this niacin stuff? timeline, please, nigga.
The shitty part is that I don't know if I'll even have to drop.
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Tri High]
#10888834 - 08/19/09 10:39 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I remember probation. 2 weeks is a perfect window of time to get clean enough to pass a test.
is it felony probation? drug offendor probation?
Usually you could call the probation office and ask if your officer is there when he/she is gone go to the office and they will give you the officer of the day for the ones who are not there and she will just have you check in and you could go home with out taking a U.A. dont do that too many times in a row.
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Edited by PartyMarty4000 (08/19/09 10:40 AM)
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: PartyMarty4000]
#10888861 - 08/19/09 10:45 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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dwi probation.
I don't think I'll get dropped on, but just in case, what to do w/ the niacin?
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Tri High]
#10888876 - 08/19/09 10:48 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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eat niacin till your skin feels like it has a sunburn. then before the test pis a few times
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Tri High]
#10888885 - 08/19/09 10:49 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just buy synthetic urine it costs me 25 bucks for 4oz....
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PartyMarty4000
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: ckbhack]
#10888901 - 08/19/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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ckbhack said:
Just buy synthetic urine it costs me 25 bucks for 4oz....
my officer would watch my dick like a hawk!
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: ckbhack]
#10889027 - 08/19/09 11:18 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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ckbhack said:
Just buy synthetic urine it costs me 25 bucks for 4oz....
Same here.
With the Niacin and cranberry, eat 500mg of niacin. That will make you feel like you have a sunburn on the inside. Make sure it's not time release. Eat two of the cranberry pill along with it. Take the niacin once a day and the cranberry once in the morning and once at night. Do this until a day or two before your test, but quit smoking now.
Now if you use Detoxify you can smoke until like 3 days before the test. And you don't feel like a piece of burnt bacon.
It also doesn't sound like you have a large BMI (body mass index) meaning your thin and muscular, not a lot of fat on dem bones. You will detox faster.
Edited by Knowl3dge (08/19/09 11:20 AM)
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Knowl3dge]
#10889047 - 08/19/09 11:22 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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mmm delicious bacon
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: PartyMarty4000]
#10893889 - 08/19/09 11:07 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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im on felony juvenile probation for the distribution of marijuana laced brownies on school grounds. lol
with all that money id be spending on detox drinks/niacin and cranberry pills, and having to do that shit 5 days before the test, its not worth it. cause i have to take a UA bi-weekly. id rather just get clean then smoke once every 2 weeks after the drugtest. cause if you only smoke once, it stays in your system for like 7 days if that. well, my system anyways.
i could just buy the synthetic urine, cause i dont get watched, but since i have to take em biweekly, that shit gets kinda expensive. plus i get off nov. 18. as long as i "stay clean" lol
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Bozeman]
#10893902 - 08/19/09 11:09 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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and just for the record, im no longer a juvenile, im just still on juvenile probation cause it just extended into my adult life.
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Bozeman]
#10893969 - 08/19/09 11:18 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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It may sound weird, but November isn't that far off, have you considered not smoking until you get off? The you wouldn't have anything to worry about after you pass your first test (except false positives haha). That can be a good feeling when you have to piss test.
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: antiPock]
#10894034 - 08/19/09 11:26 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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i am quitting until i get off. thats why i posted this thread. lol well, not quitting. but only smoking once every 2 weeks. the day of the drugtest, after the test of course.
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-George Bernard Shaw
Edited by Bozeman (08/19/09 11:29 PM)
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Bozeman]
#10894054 - 08/19/09 11:30 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bozeman said:
i am quitting until i get off. thats why i posted this thread. lol
Oh, in one post I thought you were considering smoking after each test and then staying clean in the intervening two weeks.Either way good luck.
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: antiPock]
#10894136 - 08/19/09 11:41 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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i am considering it. its not my metabolism that worrys me. i did this before summer started and got away with it. but like i said, with subbing, i cant always garuntee that im gonna get piss the day of or the night before the drugtest.
today, my original doner was not available, and i had to give a straight edge fag GTA IV for 360 just to get piss. but its not that big o deal cause my 360 just got the RRoD a couple days ago, and its not under warranty since ive taken it apart. plus after i beat it, i never really played it until TLAD came out, then after i beat that, didnt play it again.
wow what a change of topic?
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Bozeman]
#10894877 - 08/20/09 01:29 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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this weekend will be my last smoking weekend 
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: shadyy]
#10894909 - 08/20/09 01:36 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quitting?
Did you find Jesus?
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#10894919 - 08/20/09 01:38 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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not quitting but i won't be smoking again for a while (not by choice)...career stuff
and yes i found jesus
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: antiPock]
#10895844 - 08/20/09 07:15 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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It definetly is not worth it to go take a piss knowing you smoked. Feeling like shit because of all the crap you took to get clean when your not even sure if your gonna pass. Dont smoke is the best choice, I know that it could be tempting but digging your self a hole with the state is not worth it. Now that you are on adult probation every time you violate you goto jail with no bond and no court date and youll sit till they give you one.
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Re: do you think i could pass a drugtest in two weeks? [Re: PartyMarty4000]
#10900148 - 08/20/09 08:16 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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that why i sub, and not dilute. at least with subbing, as long as you have the piss, your pretty much guaranteed to pass.
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