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My FINAL words on Jay Cutler
    #10863458 - 08/15/09 02:35 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

You all win, I give up. I hereby announce that Jay Cutler is the greatest quarterback of all time. He is also the greatest football player, team athlete, and indeed athlete of all time.

He is also the smartest and best looking human being, of all time. He is the funniest, most caring, loyal and charitable human being, of all time. He is the best actor, break dancer, scrabble player and porn director, of all time.

If he had desired, Jay could have been president, of the whole world. He could have been an astronaut, which would have been a boon to NASA, as he is so gifted, that they could have laid off all the other astronauts, because Jay, and Jay alone could have done it all.

I have been blinded. I look forward to the future, and all that is Jay. Jay fixing health care, Jay ending poverty, Jay bringing Micheal Jackson back to life.

Forgive me, oh Shroomery Sports forum board, for I am a mere mortal, and a lowly ignorant one at that. I will now retire from ever speaking about Jay again, lest I sully his radiant golden name even further. Yet if the gods so demand that I speak his praises, as I so clearly now see that we all should, it will appear as J*Y, for that name should not be dirtied by my motioning of it.

All hail Jay  :bow:


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: whattheheck]
    #10863461 - 08/15/09 02:35 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:nonono:


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #10864043 - 08/15/09 09:24 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Too bad he doesn't have anyone to throw to lol


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: Deltron3030]
    #10864341 - 08/15/09 11:29 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Deltron3030 said:
Too bad he doesn't have anyone to throw to lol






It may have seemed that way due to their shitty QB situation for so long.


Bernard Berrian thrived once he left the Bears, even though he still had Tavaris throwing to him.



The Bears still have Greg Olsen, and drafted Juaquin Iglesias from Okla


They also have Matt Forte, probably the best pass-catching RB from last years draft.


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: whattheheck]
    #10864364 - 08/15/09 11:36 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:yawn:


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: whattheheck]
    #10864420 - 08/15/09 11:56 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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whattheheck said:
You all win, I give up. I hereby announce that Jay Cutler is the greatest quarterback of all time. He is also the greatest football player, team athlete, and indeed athlete of all time.

He is also the smartest and best looking human being, of all time. He is the funniest, most caring, loyal and charitable human being, of all time. He is the best actor, break dancer, scrabble player and porn director, of all time.

If he had desired, Jay could have been president, of the whole world. He could have been an astronaut, which would have been a boon to NASA, as he is so gifted, that they could have laid off all the other astronauts, because Jay, and Jay alone could have done it all.

I have been blinded. I look forward to the future, and all that is Jay. Jay fixing health care, Jay ending poverty, Jay bringing Micheal Jackson back to life.

Forgive me, oh Shroomery Sports forum board, for I am a mere mortal, and a lowly ignorant one at that. I will now retire from ever speaking about Jay again, lest I sully his radiant golden name even further. Yet if the gods so demand that I speak his praises, as I so clearly now see that we all should, it will appear as J*Y, for that name should not be dirtied by my motioning of it.

All hail Jay  :bow:








I'll just say what i said earlier


i dont hate the broncos, in fact i've been more fond of the broncos than any other team in the AFC west.


But the whole situations is hilarious to me, as a neutral observer.  The Broncos totally fucked themselves over.  And it's funny to me.


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: whattheheck]
    #10864486 - 08/15/09 12:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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My FINAL words on Jay Cutler




Thank fucking zappa.


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: zappaisgod]
    #10864507 - 08/15/09 12:21 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Well I'm not done.


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #10864746 - 08/15/09 01:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

cutlass says "ya know" too much


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #10864789 - 08/15/09 01:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

dude u know why i can never hate the broncos?



Cuz John Elway's career represents so much of what i love about this sport...



and u guys picked up Neil Smith from KC, one of my all time favorite DE's.


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: LiquidSmoke]
    #10864830 - 08/15/09 01:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

that's pretty lame


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #10864865 - 08/15/09 01:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

YER lame.






:frown:












(go steelers)


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: whattheheck]
    #10865798 - 08/15/09 05:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

whattheheck said:
You all win, I give up. I hereby announce that Jay Cutler is the greatest quarterback of all time. He is also the greatest football player, team athlete, and indeed athlete of all time.

He is also the smartest and best looking human being, of all time. He is the funniest, most caring, loyal and charitable human being, of all time. He is the best actor, break dancer, scrabble player and porn director, of all time.

If he had desired, Jay could have been president, of the whole world. He could have been an astronaut, which would have been a boon to NASA, as he is so gifted, that they could have laid off all the other astronauts, because Jay, and Jay alone could have done it all.

I have been blinded. I look forward to the future, and all that is Jay. Jay fixing health care, Jay ending poverty, Jay bringing Micheal Jackson back to life.

Forgive me, oh Shroomery Sports forum board, for I am a mere mortal, and a lowly ignorant one at that. I will now retire from ever speaking about Jay again, lest I sully his radiant golden name even further. Yet if the gods so demand that I speak his praises, as I so clearly now see that we all should, it will appear as J*Y, for that name should not be dirtied by my motioning of it.

All hail Jay  :bow:




this sounds like Tim Tebow!


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: deadHead321]
    #10869364 - 08/16/09 09:43 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

how did cutlass look last night, everybody?  :lol:


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #10869916 - 08/16/09 11:47 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Im sold on Cutler now after your kind words.


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #10870482 - 08/16/09 01:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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how did cutlass look last night, everybody?  :lol:




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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: whattheheck]
    #10871055 - 08/16/09 03:29 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

uhm, he didn't throw 3 picks against the san francisco defense.


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: LiquidSmoke]
    #10871067 - 08/16/09 03:33 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Um, his team LOST. Who cares how good you are if you LOSE?


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: whattheheck]
    #10871174 - 08/16/09 04:01 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Um, his team LOST. Who cares how good you are if you LOSE?



Is this some kind of deranged joke?  Because if it isn't you have clearly crossed the line from reasonable critic to spurned lover, bunny boiler class.


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Re: My FINAL words on Jay Cutler [Re: whattheheck]
    #10871201 - 08/16/09 04:07 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Penguarky Tunguin said:
how did cutlass look last night, everybody?  :lol:








It was satisfying to see that he still cannot get the ball into a receiver's hands when said  WR is near the end zone. Still, he's no Kyle Orton :rolleyes:


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