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A girl named Urine
    #10852165 - 08/13/09 11:49 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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North Carolina is noted for unusual names, especially among the illiterate folks. The illiteracy rate here in rural NC is amazing, and this inability to read contributes to the funny name phenomenon.

In the 19th century country folks chose obscure Roman of Biblical names (my Grandparents were named Vespasian and Corinna), but today they make-up names and anything goes . . .

We know a waitress named Jerkala, and a nice lady named Shetaqua, (whose name is pronounced shit-ta-qua, I kid you not).

Oh, did I mention the young lady named Lattrine?

Now I ask you, who chooses a child name with sounds like sh*t and jerk in them?

North Carolina country folk do . . .

Illiterate names

We all know about the stupid country song “a boy named Sue”, but how many people know the story of the girl named “Urine”? By the way, the name Urine (or Urene), is not pronounced like pee (“Your in”), but instead, it’s pronounced with a hard U, and sounds like “You-Reene”.

Urine explained that she asked her Mommy how she got such an unusual name, and her Momma explained that she was born a preemie and spent two weeks in the intensive care unit.

On the ICU crib, a large sign was posted that read:

“Please save Urine”. . . .

Only semi-literate, her Mom assumed that was her name on the sign:

“That’s when I knew that the folks in the ICU had done named you already”. . .


 

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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: tektonic]
    #10852188 - 08/13/09 11:54 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Seriously, come on now. Don't have a kid if you can't even read.


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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: tektonic]
    #10852195 - 08/13/09 11:55 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl2: Wow, fuckin gold right there.

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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: highdroponics]
    #10852212 - 08/13/09 11:58 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

now now, if animals can take care of there children why can't a illiterate human?

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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: elementswrath]
    #10852225 - 08/13/09 12:01 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Because then they end up naming their daughter Urine. These individuals should be removed from the gene pool.

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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: elementswrath]
    #10852226 - 08/13/09 12:02 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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elementswrath said:
now now, if animals can take care of there children why can't a illiterate human?





There's a difference between illiterate and plain stupid.
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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: Platinum]
    #10852236 - 08/13/09 12:05 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Platinum said:
:rofl2: Wow, fuckin gold right there.





when I was a kid I knew all kinds of black children with odd
names, Jeecola, Peecola and Female (fee-mal-ee) Washington,
the latter was because that was the name on the armband at
the hospital, her mother didnt understand that the doctors
didnt name her kid, the former two were of the mothers own
creation when she found out that she got to name them

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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: Platinum]
    #10852241 - 08/13/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, the name is embarrassing. but it can always be changed legally.
unless the mother doesn't know about it. i wonder if we let smart people breed then after generations we might have a race of super geniuses.
my 2cents

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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: tektonic]
    #10852242 - 08/13/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

That's a good one, Urine ahaha

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Re: A girl named Urine [Re: Drunken_Jester]
    #10852252 - 08/13/09 12:09 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Urine Luck


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