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Don't you just hate it...
    #10851019 - 08/13/09 05:45 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

When you call your dealer, he sayes he'll be over in a minute, and 4 hours go by and you are still not stoned...

Jeez, if you got stuff do do, tell me, don't leave me fidgeting and being restless for 4 bloody hours in counting...

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851022 - 08/13/09 05:46 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Dealers are cunts. I can't wait till they all go out of business one day and have to get a real job; it'll happen!


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851023 - 08/13/09 05:48 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Jeez, if you got stuff do do, tell me, don't leave me fidgeting and being restless for 4 bloody hours in counting...




QFFT


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851085 - 08/13/09 06:24 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I always call and check up on them if they don't show up in a timely manner.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: King Koopa]
    #10851099 - 08/13/09 06:31 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Still not here! Fuck. And he isn't answering his phone. If the weed wasn't so cheap and good, I'd say fuck him...

I want to become the best dealer this town has ever seen. I want to practically give away weed, and shrooms, $2 a gram! $2 a gram for hash too! I am starting a huge pot grow (I'm talking about thousands of plants, spread over a lovely farming land with some INSANE soil and lots of rain, I'll hire a few guys, blindfold them and take them to the crop, let them get all the males. In exchange for all the pot they can dream of. Then, when I harvest, I'll make tons, I mean TONS, of hash! Good quality too, I'll take my time.

If I can make a couple of bucks, and spread so much hash it isn't even funny, don't we all win? Also, shrooms, even rarer than hash (and I've only gotten hash twice in my life!), at $2 a gram, everyone can trip, and I can make some money to grow even more shrooms, till I'm putting them under windscreen wipers! With the following instructions:
Eat mushrooms (5g per bankie, one full dose.)
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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851108 - 08/13/09 06:35 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I guarantee that post just set off about 500 FBI internet monitors or some shit.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851170 - 08/13/09 07:10 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I don't live in the US. I live in South Africa, and trust me, the cops won't find it, even if they knew where to look.

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851181 - 08/13/09 07:17 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Nofx played in South Africa at some mall it was full of white kids the only black people there was the security and the two dudes they met walking around town, how does this happen?


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851200 - 08/13/09 07:25 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

so when you say $2, it's dollars? US i mean.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851292 - 08/13/09 07:55 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, i know my conversions.

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851294 - 08/13/09 07:56 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Cool.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851295 - 08/13/09 07:56 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:orly:


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #10851303 - 08/13/09 07:58 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Nofx played in South Africa at some mall it was full of white kids the only black people there was the security and the two dudes they met walking around town, how does this happen?



British Colonialism and the effects of apartheid, jeez didn't you ever take history :shrug:


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851305 - 08/13/09 07:59 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Yea. BTW, HE IS STILL NOT HERE!!!!

It is almost 4 and if 4:20 passes without me packing a fat pipe, he'll have to give me double...

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851316 - 08/13/09 08:03 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Your an overdemanding customer with delusions of grandeur.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #10851332 - 08/13/09 08:08 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Nofx played in South Africa at some mall it was full of white kids the only black people there was the security and the two dudes they met walking around town, how does this happen?



British Colonialism and the effects of apartheid, jeez didn't you ever take history :shrug:



they can't cover everything


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10851333 - 08/13/09 08:08 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

he has a real life too  :facepalm:


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: dwtk]
    #10851341 - 08/13/09 08:11 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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he has a real life too  :facepalm:



so do the people waiting 4 hrs for their product


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851349 - 08/13/09 08:14 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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When you call your dealer, he sayes he'll be over in a minute, and 4 hours go by and you are still not stoned...

Jeez, if you got stuff do do, tell me, don't leave me fidgeting and being restless for 4 bloody hours in counting...




leave a review on consumer reports and also call the better business bureau


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: dwtk]
    #10851356 - 08/13/09 08:15 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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he has a real life too  :facepalm:




Then just fucking say you have something to do! Don't say that you are about to come and 6 hours go by and he STILL FUCKING HASN'T GOT ME MY FUCKING WEED. I don't care if he takes 10 hours, just bloody say you are going to be a while, as long as he fucking says that he has something else to do! Jeez.

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #10851366 - 08/13/09 08:18 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Communication is key.

If he's not going to be anywhere near on time,he should call or at least text.

If he doesn't,he's an egotistical bastard,knowing people will wait for him no matter what.

That is unless something came up...


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851375 - 08/13/09 08:20 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

If something came up, SAY SO!

I've been trying to get a hold of him to say he should just bring it tomorrow, but until I do, I'm stuck here. And I feel like giving the guy 20g of shrooms to teach him a little lesson!

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #10851394 - 08/13/09 08:25 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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The Centre said:
When you call your dealer, he sayes he'll be over in a minute, and 4 hours go by and you are still not stoned...

Jeez, if you got stuff do do, tell me, don't leave me fidgeting and being restless for 4 bloody hours in counting...




leave a review on consumer reports and also call the better business bureau




I will tell all my friends about this and find a better dealer, if that is what you are asking. Only one problem, he is the best dealer in town... (The only guy who sells anything other than scwag.)

Damn I can't wait till harvest so that I can call him, ask for a big bankie, and when he comes by, tell him: "Oh, yea, I forgot, I've got a 10kg brick of hash, no need for your, your, whatever you call that shit..."

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851397 - 08/13/09 08:26 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I see quite a few of these threads I wait long too for my bud but not usually 4 hrs


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851405 - 08/13/09 08:29 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

AAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!! It's bloody 4:21 and he's STILL NOT HERE
I called him at 10:15...

WTF is wrong here... I've never waited this long for weed, at least not without a valid excuse...

Edited by The Centre (08/13/09 08:30 AM)

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851418 - 08/13/09 08:32 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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he STILL FUCKING HASN'T GOT ME MY FUCKING WEED.




It's not your weed yet. :lol:


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851497 - 08/13/09 09:00 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I wonder if he got arrested on the way here or something...

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    #10851499 - 08/13/09 09:00 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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he STILL FUCKING HASN'T GOT ME MY FUCKING WEED.




It's not your weed yet. :lol:




That's the fucking problem.

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851515 - 08/13/09 09:04 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Brother, do you think that you might be a little too dependant on the herb?

It sounds as if you don't have the ability to be happy without it, even for a few hours.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10851531 - 08/13/09 09:10 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

My dealer is usually always around. All I need to do is go to his house :thumbup:


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: Rocker232]
    #10851572 - 08/13/09 09:22 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

My dealer has people deliver the shit to my house in USPS costumes.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851662 - 08/13/09 09:56 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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I wonder if he got arrested on the way here or something...




I've had multiple instances when dealers on the way to me got busted or pulled over.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851664 - 08/13/09 09:58 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Dealing is so annoying

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10851832 - 08/13/09 10:37 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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AAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!! It's bloody 4:21 and he's STILL NOT HERE
I called him at 10:15...

WTF is wrong here... I've never waited this long for weed, at least not without a valid excuse...





Maybe it's because he knows you are crying like a pussy on the internet.
Nut up for God's sake. Its just a weed connection. Leave if you need to.


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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10852189 - 08/13/09 11:54 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I don't care much about the weed. I care that I was stuck at home the whole fucking day! I wanted to go surf, but decided that the weed he gets me is just too good and I didn't want to look like a dick if he did end up at my house and I wasn't there, and decided to stay home. HE NEVER CAME!

WTF?

If there is a problem, TELL ME. I really do wonder if he ended up getting arrested, as he never answered his phone after multiple calls. But his phone WAS on, and there was no-one awnsering it. I would think that if someone busted a pot dealer...
Oh shit. If he WAS busted, they have my house number!!

I'll have to call him tomorrow to see what is up.

Crying like a pussy on the internet? Well, I aint got much else to do!

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Re: Don't you just hate it... [Re: The Centre]
    #10852289 - 08/13/09 12:15 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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The Centre said:
When you call your dealer, he sayes he'll be over in a minute, and 4 hours go by and you are still not stoned...

Jeez, if you got stuff do do, tell me, don't leave me fidgeting and being restless for 4 bloody hours in counting...




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