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Anonymous #1

The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race...
    #10849872 - 08/12/09 11:12 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

The most ironic thing about the human race is that we developed technology to better our lives' but technology is actually the demise of the human race. I'm not talking about how technology helped us destroy our planet at an incredible rate of speed. I'm talking about our high power radio and television transmissions that we've been sending out into space for the past several decades. Thanks to these transmissions, we've given away our location and have allowed extraterrestrials to find us. Many of you who are already aware of the extraterrestrials presence on Earth believe that they've been here for thousands of years. This is incorrect because they first arrived in the 20th Century. Many of you believe that these creatures are here to help us. This is also incorrect. They are here to help themselves. This planet no longer belongs to us. More and more extraterrestrials are arriving here each year. We have very little time left before they take this planet from us. I guarantee that everyone reading this, will see these creatures very, very soon. Life is short. Much shorter than you may think so make the most of your time here while you still can.


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Anonymous #2

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10849890 - 08/12/09 11:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Okay.  :morefoil:


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Anonymous #1

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10849914 - 08/12/09 11:22 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: That's just the kind of response I was expecting. Something else that's ironic is that, the one "fictional" monster that I didn't want to exist is the only one that actually does exist.


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Anonymous #3

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10849923 - 08/12/09 11:24 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

How do you know they exist? And if somebody hasn't had the experience you have had, why should we believe? :shrug:


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Anonymous #1

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10849957 - 08/12/09 11:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
How do you know they exist? And if somebody hasn't had the experience you have had, why should we believe? :shrug:




I've seen them. You shouldn't believe it. You should never base your opinions on what another human tells you. What you should do, is keep an open mind and research the topic yourself unless you don't think you can handle knowing such things.


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Anonymous #3

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10849976 - 08/12/09 11:33 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I've seen some things man. I believe in both Aliens and God. Actually I have, while sober experienced both their presence and their effects on the physical world.

Needless to say, life has been interesting.

How do you cope with the fact that they let you see them and why they picked you?


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Anonymous #1

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10850028 - 08/12/09 11:41 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
How do you cope with the fact that they let you see them and why they picked you?




I don't think they picked me. I think I caught them off guard when I first saw them. To be honest, my life is a living nightmare now. Once you've seen these creatures, they're not afraid to show themselves to you and you'll probably see them again. My last encounter revealed to me what their intentions are. I don't want to go into detail about it because it's just too unbelievable for anyone to believe.


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Anonymous #3

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10850068 - 08/12/09 11:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Not for me man. Were you the guy that posted on here a few moths back? That guy was out for a bike ride or something and it scared the CRAP out of him.

As it should.

So they keep showing themselves to you? Dude, I'm not pulling your chain,  I believe you.


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Anonymous #4

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10850469 - 08/13/09 01:25 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Taken your meds, seen your shrink lately?


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Anonymous #5

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10850510 - 08/13/09 01:34 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

The aliens are out there, but they are not malicious...

They just want to be our friends, so they can smoke our weeds and eat our shrooms!


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Anonymous #3

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10850797 - 08/13/09 03:20 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Taken your meds, seen your shrink lately?




Trust me man, that's how I feel about it too. I would hope you wouldn't believe me. I never saw the beings, but we saw a craft in the middle of nowhere that was right up on top of us. There were a few of us, and we were sober. I barely believe it and I lived it.

That said, I still don't really believe. It's almost too much for my mind to grasp.


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Anonymous #1

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10850835 - 08/13/09 03:51 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

It's also ironic that the majority of people think they're so witty for not believing in UFOs and aliens when really they're the ones being fooled. It's incredible that something like this has been kept a secret for so long.


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Anonymous #6

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10850863 - 08/13/09 04:12 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

No go on we believe you. The fact that once they show themselves they keep appearing is true...

They appear for two reasons: in your case, it seems they wannt you to subdue you for their cause...

I am aware that they also appear to some... celebrities! Not calling any names.... :wink: You know who you are. If only you seen these people dreams about the future... no seriosly - it is all in the making, these rich celebs and aliens are only destined to get richer and other will perish serving them... something like that :awesome:


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Anonymous #7

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10850871 - 08/13/09 04:18 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

somebodys of there rocker


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Anonymous #6

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10850877 - 08/13/09 04:20 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

These ... aliens... keep telling me: "You went too deep in the forest" ... whatever that supposed t mean :crazy2:


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Anonymous #8

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10851482 - 08/13/09 08:56 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

wow.... that is the most retarted thing ive ever read..... shutup you paranoid faggot


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Anonymous #9

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10851573 - 08/13/09 09:22 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:lolfat:


your a t00l :yesnod:


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Anonymous #10

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10851594 - 08/13/09 09:29 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Life may be short for us, but I'm sure we're smart enough to nuke the holy hell out of the planet thus killing everything.
See? Then they get nothing and we win. Dying is a trivial fact.


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Anonymous #11

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10852996 - 08/13/09 01:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
How do you cope with the fact that they let you see them and why they picked you?




I don't think they picked me. I think I caught them off guard when I first saw them. To be honest, my life is a living nightmare now. Once you've seen these creatures, they're not afraid to show themselves to you and you'll probably see them again. My last encounter revealed to me what their intentions are. I don't want to go into detail about it because it's just too unbelievable for anyone to believe.



Why the fuck don't you kill them? If they're really aliens, then you will have a dead alien body to prove their existence. What did these creatures look like?


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Anonymous #12

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10853065 - 08/13/09 02:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
The most ironic thing about the human race is that we developed technology to better our lives' but technology is actually the demise of the human race. I'm not talking about how technology helped us destroy our planet at an incredible rate of speed. I'm talking about our high power radio and television transmissions that we've been sending out into space for the past several decades. Thanks to these transmissions, we've given away our location and have allowed extraterrestrials to find us. Many of you who are already aware of the extraterrestrials presence on Earth believe that they've been here for thousands of years. This is incorrect because they first arrived in the 20th Century. Many of you believe that these creatures are here to help us. This is also incorrect. They are here to help themselves. This planet no longer belongs to us. More and more extraterrestrials are arriving here each year. We have very little time left before they take this planet from us. I guarantee that everyone reading this, will see these creatures very, very soon. Life is short. Much shorter than you may think so make the most of your time here while you still can.




You make a lot of stupid assumptions


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Anonymous #13

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10853115 - 08/13/09 02:09 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i agree there are plenty of assumptions there.

i personally dont know what to think about aliens and all that shit.  i am agnostic when it comes to religion and spirituality so im pretty much the same with the alien debate...i just dont know and im not gonna claim i do.

ive never encountered any odd things like aliens or UFOs or bigfoot lol, but i actually think it would be pretty awesome if i did.  i am a person that likes that type of shit and would LOVE a first person encounter...why don't they come find me?


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Anonymous #3

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10853257 - 08/13/09 02:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

It's a LOT more frightening than you might think. I don't rattle easily.

And I agree that #1 makes a lot of assumptions. How does he "know" some of the things that he said??


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Anonymous #14

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10853803 - 08/13/09 03:50 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
The most ironic thing about the human race is that we developed technology to better our lives' but technology is actually the demise of the human race. I'm not talking about how technology helped us destroy our planet at an incredible rate of speed. I'm talking about our high power radio and television transmissions that we've been sending out into space for the past several decades. Thanks to these transmissions, we've given away our location and have allowed extraterrestrials to find us. Many of you who are already aware of the extraterrestrials presence on Earth believe that they've been here for thousands of years. This is incorrect because they first arrived in the 20th Century. Many of you believe that these creatures are here to help us. This is also incorrect. They are here to help themselves. This planet no longer belongs to us. More and more extraterrestrials are arriving here each year. We have very little time left before they take this planet from us. I guarantee that everyone reading this, will see these creatures very, very soon. Life is short. Much shorter than you may think so make the most of your time here while you still can.





hi detrimental.


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Anonymous #2

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10853851 - 08/13/09 03:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Reason with me. What could a species of aliens who are capable of intersteller travel possibly want on our little planet? They would have the whole galaxy in the palm of their hands if they existed.


Edited by Anonymous (08/13/09 04:04 PM)


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Anonymous #9

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10854628 - 08/13/09 05:55 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

this thread is fucking stupid


MUST END:kingcrankey:


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Anonymous #15

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10854808 - 08/13/09 06:21 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I keep seeing aliens, hundreds of them every day. It is seriously a scary thing guys. I mean, most people don't even notice them around, on a street corner sleeping under a tree, but I know they are here. And I wish I could make others aware and....






























I wish they would go the fuck back to Mexico.


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Anonymous #16

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10855125 - 08/13/09 07:13 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Something else that's ironic is that, the one "fictional" monster that I didn't want to exist is the only one that actually does exist.




Not ironic at all.  In fact I would expect no less and it should give you a big hint that you made it all up.

Also we've only been broadcasting for about 100 years or so, and there are no aliens 100 light years away.  So you lose


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Anonymous #12

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #10857720 - 08/14/09 03:49 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I dub thee, OP, troll of the third degree :rocket:


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Anonymous #17

Re: The Most Ironic Thing about the Human Race... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10857750 - 08/14/09 04:11 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Hi I'm an alien. OP is right, we butt-probed him last night.


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