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If I woke up tomorrow a girl...
    #1084227 - 11/25/02 01:59 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

This is a little extra credit paper I wrote for my philosophy class. Some of it's kinda dumbed down cuz I'm lazy like that, but I thought I'd share it with you.

We were supposed to write about how our lives would change if we woke up the opposite gender.

If I woke up tomorrow as a female, I don?t think it would change my mentality as much as you?d think. Of course it would definitely be a trip(to say the least), I?m not so sure my lifestyle would change at all. I have no way of knowing this for sure, but I can speculate.
Firstly I want to make a note about culture. Whether you?re a boy or a girl, when you?re raised in this world, you already have a cultural path cleared out for you that you?re expected to follow. This path decides your morals, who your friends are, what you will and won?t tolerate, what you?ll spend your money on, and virtually all the aspects of your life. My mind is no longer bound by American culture. I have to go to school and work in order to live in a building and survive, but that?s about all that ties me in.
I think our goals as Americans are to feel like we?re part of something important and contributing to the well-being of each other. For people that have stayed on the surface of things, they are going to remain part of the herd that lets the media tell them how to raise their kids, when it?s alright to take a human life, straight down to what clothes to wear. It?s all about information, getting down to what really matters in life. To realize we?re just another chapter in the history books, and that pure truth and happiness only lies outside the boundaries. You have to stop kidding yourself.
Anyways, back to the point. So I?m a girl. What do I wear? Whatever feels comfortable I guess, with some psychedelic colors. What do I do in my spare time? I would imagine my love of music would stay consistent. My friends would think it is cool to hang out with a chick that likes to toke and jam out on music with them, so I don?t have to go hunting for different social circles.
What am I going to do with my life? Well I doubt I?d have any better of an idea than I do now. So the great search for meaning and my place in life would continue. I will have to remember that I can?t get all the jobs as easily as a male could, but I can get some even easier now. But I think my ultimate goal in life isn?t going to be an occupational one but a state of mind, which I?m sure does not restrict gender.
I would have to keep in mind that society is going to have a much different outlook on me. And of course I am much different physically. Now I might be a little nervous when I?m walking around alone at night, because I might get hit on by groups of drunkards, or kidnapped, or whatever. The point is, the dark side of society views me as a target now. Solution? Mace, a Tazer, and/or a proficiency in a concealed melee weapon of some sort. Or martial arts.
Well, as you can see I?ve had to restrict this paper to physiological changes, because I really don?t believe anything much would significantly change mentally/personality-wise. I hope this has been an enjoyable read.




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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Grav]
    #1084278 - 11/25/02 02:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I'd immediately start masturbating just to see what it feels like. I'd certainly play with my tits for a while too. Then I'd start wondering why I was suddenly a chick.


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1084292 - 11/25/02 02:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Well yea thats a given...

It wasn't supposed to be that in depth.. like "Holy shit, How the fuck did this chemical change take place??" Just the general changes in your lifestyle and shit...


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Grav]
    #1084327 - 11/25/02 02:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I'd be a lezbian for sure.  :grin:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Murex]
    #1084351 - 11/25/02 02:50 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I'd be a lesbian slut.


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Grav]
    #1084731 - 11/25/02 04:56 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Nice paper.  What type of philosophy class is it?  Intro?  Ethics?  What?

The first thing I'd do is get my hair done.  Then I'd head down to the mall to buy some new clothes, perfume, and jewelry.  I'd buy a cell phone so I could gossip all day and not miss any new rumors going around. I'd burn all my books and go on a diet.  (Do you think my hair looks nice?)  Then I'd find a cute looking guy and hope he notices me.  I'd flirt shamelessly and not ever have a new thought.  I'd take everything personally and often get 'offended' in order to get my way.  I'd perfect the art of pouting and accuse men who didn't pay attention to me of being idiots.

Oh, and I'd scratch that Cloudy girl's eyes out!

:tongue:

Other than that I'd do everything the same. 


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: ]
    #1085076 - 11/25/02 07:25 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Only rich asshole-type guys will do.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: ]
    #1085092 - 11/25/02 07:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

intro

cant you tell by my mad writing skillz  :cool:


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    #1085101 - 11/25/02 07:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Haha very true Mr. Mushrooms. How did you get to know so much about philosophy? Did you study it in college or do you read a lot or both?


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: ]
    #1085153 - 11/25/02 07:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Oh, and I'd scratch that Cloudy girl's eyes out!

LOL - Thats golden!  :smile:


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Grav]
    #1085622 - 11/25/02 10:47 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Opens eyes, yawns and stretches.  Thinks to self:

"Jesus I have to take a mean piss" :grin: 


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1086000 - 11/26/02 12:25 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

werd


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Grav]
    #1086642 - 11/26/02 04:52 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Id try and lick my nipples. :grin: 


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    #1088276 - 11/26/02 06:47 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Both.


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Re: If I woke up tomorrow a girl... [Re: Grav]
    #1104179 - 12/02/02 04:00 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

i know my biggest problem would be going to the bathroom to piss. i'd be standing there, and then i'd realize i just completely pissed my legs.


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Children, What's the sound,
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