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RandalFlagg
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My Vasectomy Odyssey
#10806647 - 08/05/09 05:10 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just got back from an appointment with "Dr. Wong" ().
In a nutshell, "I will not perform a vasectomy on a man as young as you and who has no children." This is the second doctor to cock-block me on this.
God dammit, I'm 30 fucking years old. I think I am old enough to make a decision like this. Assholes. I DON'T WANT KIDS. Never have and never will. End of story. Cut my fucking nuts off for Christ's sake.
I think I am going to lie to the next urologist and tell him that I already have two kids. "Oh, they're cute and a hand-full. The misses and I have decided that we don't need anymore." I'll concoct fake identities and birthdays so that I can rattle off information and look totally legit. I should even borrow pics from my friends who have kids to really seal the deal.
Does anybody know an unscrupulous doctor who would be willing to put my nuts on the chopping block? I am willing to travel. Do I have to get this done by an unlicensed doctor in the back of his ancient station wagon with rusty scalpels and shit? Sign me up if that's what it takes.
If I get it done I'll post pics for the forum of my nutsack and stuff.
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ShroomerRoss
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dont you have to freeze some of your sperm before you can have a vaesectomy.
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SHiZNO
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I'll do it for $500
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Gumby
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Some guy here is 22 and he had one done. I don't remember his name, but maybe you can track him down and ask him who his doctor is.
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Asante
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If you don't mind it being a castration, I could do it for you.
At 30yo they should stfu. 18yo kids are sent to the middle east to get shot at and blown up and you at 30 can't even get your nuts tied, while raging overpopulation strangles the planet.
You really should think this through - but I know how long this is hanging in the air now, I believe your mind is made up.
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: Asante]
#10806905 - 08/05/09 05:48 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go to Thailand, should be able to be done for $10 and probably a better job than anywhere else + holiday!
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Irdamage
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: SHiZNO]
#10806959 - 08/05/09 05:57 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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SHiZNO said: I'll do it for $500
Rip off right there.
Ill do it for only $9.99! All balls must go!
Put on a ring go in and tell him you and your wife recently lost your newborn daughter to some awful genetic disease and the experience has left you deciding you don't want to attempt it again.
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Asante
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: Irdamage]
#10806984 - 08/05/09 06:01 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Shroomery is full of helpful people
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pfxtc
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: Asante]
#10806992 - 08/05/09 06:03 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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My cat will do it for a bag of quality kittie chow.
Only requirements are that you bring your own pain medications since my kitty got her prescription writing powers taken away by the fuckin' man for "malpractice".
Edited by pfxtc (08/05/09 06:03 PM)
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rhyumavampire
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: pfxtc]
#10807067 - 08/05/09 06:15 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've heard of them refusing people in their early 20's but 30!? That's bullshit dude. Hopefully I find a good doctor someday that'll do it for me. I'm only 20 but I've made up my mind that I do NOT want children. And don't tell me I'm too young to make that decision and that I'll change my mind later. No I will not. (don't worry, I don't plan on having a procedure like that done until I'm in my late 20's at least) I'm tired of society acting like "getting married, having children, and supporting a family" is what we're SUPPOSED to do. That shit is not meant for everybody. IMHO, I think the divorce rate would drop if less people had children.
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: Asante]
#10807068 - 08/05/09 06:15 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: If you don't mind it being a castration, I could do it for you..
Reminds me of the movie Hard Candy...
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Gumby
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Quote:
rhyumavampire said: I'm tired of society acting like "getting married, having children, and supporting a family" is what we're SUPPOSED to do. That shit is not meant for everybody.
I agree. I fully plan to be a DINK (double income, no kids).
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: Gumby]
#10807273 - 08/05/09 06:49 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not 30 yet, but I've been doctor shopping for a vascectomy... NOBODY will let me get one. I even try to reason with them ya know the whole over populated and will freeze a bunch of my possible babies in various banks, ya know in the off chance they blow up or something.... nope. gluck man
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: bbl337]
#10807300 - 08/05/09 06:53 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm hearing very strange reports from this thread.
-Docs not giving a 30 year old a nut job -Kitty's with malpractice problems -surgeons not wanting money for an easy gig(?wtf?)
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: Gumby]
#10807309 - 08/05/09 06:55 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
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rhyumavampire said: I'm tired of society acting like "getting married, having children, and supporting a family" is what we're SUPPOSED to do. That shit is not meant for everybody.
I agree. I fully plan to be a DINK (double income, no kids).
god
dink
never heard that before
lots of expendable money,
i plan on having kids, but not till much later in life (early 40's is what I would prefer)
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youbreakyoubuy said: i'm hearing very strange reports from this thread.
-Docs not giving a 30 year old a nut job -Kitty's with malpractice problems -surgeons not wanting money for an easy gig(?wtf?)
it's bullshit i tell you
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: pfxtc]
#10808085 - 08/05/09 09:14 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mexico.........
I am shure you can get it done there.
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norml840
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for god sakes people your nuts don't get cut off. i've had a vasectomy. i still have both nuts and i still ejaculate semen. there just happens to be no sperm in my cum. i have 2 kids though. i gladly got snipped after i had these 2 helliuns.
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: unretarded]
#10808170 - 08/05/09 09:30 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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and i'm sure someday you will live up to your screen name
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: norml840]
#10808806 - 08/05/09 11:21 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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norml840 said: for god sakes people your nuts don't get cut off. i've had a vasectomy. i still have both nuts and i still ejaculate semen.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that, lol.
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learningtofail said: and i'm sure someday you will live up to your screen name
I have been going to mexico for medical treatment...its cheaper and the doctors have not been bought out by big pharma ,yet, so they actually treat you with medical procedures ,rather than just giving you pills.
Half my family goes there and they are white and have excellent medical insurance....I would not go there for open heart surgery or any other major medical ,but a simple snip of a small tube inside of yer nuts is minimal and can be done with a small slit and a probe with a camera on it.....any doctor could walk a child thru it.
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: unretarded]
#10948148 - 08/27/09 12:44 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Vasectomies are not good because testicles produce hormones to help build your body, they are not merely reproductive organs.... they have other functions too.
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Gumby
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: lines]
#10948259 - 08/27/09 01:02 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think you should look up vasectomy on Wikipedia. There's a HUGE difference between a vasectomy and castration (what you're referring to).
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Rebirtha
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I know a Shroomery member who I used to live by who is 22 and had a vasectomy. He went to Planned Parenthood and they did it for 60 bucks. He is adopted and told them he wants to adopt kids. In order to do the procedure he had to go to a psychologist to make sure he was mentally sound. I think it would be easy to lie and just say you have kids.. do they make you prove it? Just bring pictures of somebody elses kids haha.
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Gumby
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: Rebirtha]
#10948306 - 08/27/09 01:10 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I plan on getting a vasectomy soon. I have some craptastic health issues caused by a dominant gene, and I wouldn't want my kids to have to deal with the issues that I do. Maybe you could take that approach?
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RRhoads
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: Gumby]
#10948308 - 08/27/09 01:10 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I find them refusing you quite amusing. Just out of curiosity what state do you live in?
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: RRhoads]
#10949503 - 08/27/09 04:38 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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you gotta chop em off with a hatchet.
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MayorMcCheese
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Go in hung over and tell them you're a very violent raging alcoholic.
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DNKYD
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First urologist I went to agreed to do it. Unfortunately it never got done because apparently I didn't have insurance and I couldn't shell out $750 from my own pocket. I was 22 at the time, no kids, not married, in a 2 year relationship, and it was a snap to convince the guy. He didn't even request a psych eval for me. You just need to find the right doc.
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: DNKYD]
#10951237 - 08/27/09 09:07 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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you make a vasectomy sound like prop 215
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DNKYD
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Well when some doctors can't respect a mature, grown man's decision to opt out of procreation, it comes down to seeking out the few doctors that will. It's sad, but some doctors are just like our federal government insomuch as they can't trust adults to make decisions for themselves and try to enforce their own morality through their practice.
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: DNKYD]
#10953750 - 08/28/09 07:17 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I can imagine after you get stuffed with how awesome you are for all that time that you're in med school, I can imagine that your ego would get pretty bloated. A blown up egos would certainly allow doctors to forget the fact that they're running a business. What the customer can't get from you, he'll get from someone else.
You know, it's probably a little of the fact that a doctor, like any man, can have trouble sometimes remembering that someone younger than themselves can actually be wise to themselves. That somebody might know themselves. If you get my point....
I bet all the doctors cited here were visibly older than their patients.
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I would need more than $500 to cut off a man's nuts.
I don't think I am mentally prepared for that.
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: dr_gonz]
#10953791 - 08/28/09 07:33 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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See, I would have gone about the procedure all wrong.
I'd better leave my scrotum cutting to Dr. Wong.
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Re: My Vasectomy Odyssey [Re: dr_gonz]
#10953895 - 08/28/09 08:32 AM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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