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FellowGrower
Fungal Freedom Fighter

Registered: 05/25/07
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How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

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#10764894 - 07/29/09 10:09 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

So, I'm on probation...(see story in sig for details)
BUT;AND;SO; I fucked up and got up with an old friend, and she was smokin a bowl, so I fell into temptation and and took about 4 nice tokes
(of some shwag) ...I know I know :facepalm:

:facepalm:

Anyway; so, I gotta go piss in 10 days... How much vinegar am I gonna have to drink? and, could I just do about a shot a day? or am I gonna have to do it all at once? (very soon)

Okay...and DON'T mislead me on this guys,(please) b/c I'm REALLY gonna drink it... :facepalm:

:facepalm:

lol. I love that smiley, b/c it just really sets the tone of what you just said... its just like "Bla Bla Bla... DAMN! :facepalm:

:facepalm:

...

:rofl2:

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Kada
Asha'man

Registered: 02/15/05
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10764951 - 07/29/09 10:18 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:facepalm:

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~The Cultivators Motherload~
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein
"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama
Live long and prosper.

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ferrel_human
stone eater

Registered: 06/26/09
Posts: 16,436
Loc: Darkside of the moon

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: Kada]

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#10764957 - 07/29/09 10:19 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Kada said:

i second that :facepalm:

:facepalm:

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Polk_Audio3
Moon Cricket

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 7,163
Loc: Amsterdam

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: Kada]

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#10764963 - 07/29/09 10:19 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:nonono:

either drink a shit ton of water before reporting, Or carry a friends piss in with you inside a condom. :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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MSUman6000
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10764968 - 07/29/09 10:20 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

No experience with vinegar.
Head shops sell cleansing drings that do work

I passed a drug test last year and smoked a ton of weed out of a bong with a nice ash catcher, i also have a friend that smokes about 5 times a day and he passed his test for probation with a masking drink. The drinks are like 35 or 40 bucks for a bottle but they really work.

Good luck man

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FellowGrower
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: ferrel_human]

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#10764969 - 07/29/09 10:20 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:facepalm:

...so you think its a bad idea? ... :facepalm:

:facepalm:

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jewunit
Brutal!

Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10764971 - 07/29/09 10:20 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I'd say a cup when you wake up in the morning, a cup at night, and then a half cup every night until the night before.

Then drink lots of water. Make sure you're taking niacin the whole time too.

I over did it the one time I had to piss and drank a cup a night and 2 cups on the first night/day, but I realized that was more than enough. My probie actually said my piss was suspiciously clean, I think drinking too much might have been the reason.

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Set
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Registered: 10/03/08
Posts: 6,383
Loc: right near da beach

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10764976 - 07/29/09 10:21 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

U.S. DRUG TESTING SUMMARY
Cannabis
Detection Period in Urine
1-6 days (single use)
Detection Period in Urine
3-9 days (weekly use)
Detection Period in Urine
7-30 days (daily use)

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

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classic LOVELINE

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NickSoapdish
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10764985 - 07/29/09 10:22 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Vinegar sounds like a bad idea (who told you to do that?). Just buy a detox drink from a head shop and follow the directions. Several of my friends have successfully passed drug tests by using them, even when tested 3 days after smoking

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whattheheck
Chief Love Lover

Registered: 06/01/07
Posts: 7,380
Loc: Denver Colorado

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10764996 - 07/29/09 10:23 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Just make sure it's apple cider vinegar and not distilled okay?

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ferrel_human
stone eater

Registered: 06/26/09
Posts: 16,436
Loc: Darkside of the moon

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: Set]

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#10765000 - 07/29/09 10:23 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

i'll let you in on a little secret. the best way to pass a drug test is... DON'T DO DRUGS.

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Gumby
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10765015 - 07/29/09 10:25 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

None. Drink water. Tons of water. Take vitamin B complex a few hours before the test.

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jewunit
Brutal!

Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10765029 - 07/29/09 10:27 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Don't listen to these fucking assclowns. They're obviously dismissing it because it sounds gross. I won't lie, it is nasty to down that shit, but it's much better than failing a fucking piss test.

Just stick to a moderate amount like I said at night (but be sure to start off with some tomorrow morning as well), and save the water until the last night.

You'll pass, I promise.

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FellowGrower
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: NickSoapdish]

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#10765044 - 07/29/09 10:29 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

WOrd. 35 bucks, fuck that; for 4 hits? OF SCHWAG!!! but, when you weigh that against being on probe for another GOD KNOWS HOW LONG, it kinda starts sounding better?!

I'm too broke for the kits... That's why I'm going for the "Ghetto Cleanse"

As far as who told me...lol! WHAT DIFFERENCE does it make?!! That's like ol school ghetto/gangsta knowledge...like, everybody knows that.
I don't know where I learned it?

and but so, I'm not too worried about it now... Set Set me straight.

THANKS GUYS!
:irishtoast:

:irishtoast:

-Fellowgrower-

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FellowGrower
Fungal Freedom Fighter

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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: ferrel_human]

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#10765053 - 07/29/09 10:31 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ferrel_human said:
i'll let you in on a little secret. the best way to pass a drug test is... DON'T DO DRUGS.

:stonedjerk:

:flipthebird:

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Kada
Asha'man

Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 12,395
Loc: Buckeye

Last seen: 29 days, 4 hours

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10765062 - 07/29/09 10:32 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

You are probably clean already. If not now you will be in a day or two. Drink lots of water, go jogging. You will be fine in 10 days no doubt.

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~The Cultivators Motherload~
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein
"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama
Live long and prosper.

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makaveli8x8
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Registered: 02/28/06
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10765079 - 07/29/09 10:35 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

if you stick a very fine stainless steel mesh and some microfiber cloth and wrap that around your dick before you piss you'll be clean

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FellowGrower
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

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#10765090 - 07/29/09 10:38 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

wait wait wait hold up sckrrrrrrrrT

Quote:

whattheheck said:
Just make sure it's apple cider vinegar and not distilled okay?

Whattheheck, WHATTHEFUCK? lol. ...I thought is was the other way around! I got distilled!? :facepalm:

:facepalm:

(see how well that face palm worked after that sentance?! :wink:

:wink:

Is that why I'm getting dizzy and throwing up blood? Waking up with terds in my mouth? :shrug:

:shrug:

:rofl2:

No, but serious talk, you're for real? anybody 2nd that?

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makaveli8x8
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Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: FellowGrower]

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#10765106 - 07/29/09 10:40 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:prison:

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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire:

:hellfire:

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:omgawesome:

h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

:foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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FellowGrower
Fungal Freedom Fighter

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Posts: 1,804
Last seen: 4 months, 27 days

Re: How much vinegar should I drink to clean my system out?

[Re: makaveli8x8]

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#10765116 - 07/29/09 10:42 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
if you stick a very fine stainless steel mesh and some microfiber cloth and wrap that around your dick before you piss you'll be clean

...

:rolleyes:

Thanks for the TEK!! will that stop me from waking up with terds in my mouth tho? b/c that shit has gotta stop...

Reminds me of a crack: Ya mommas breath stink so bad, every time she say's something she's talkin shit! :rofl2:

:rofl2:

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