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Who wil shit themselves first?
    #1074805 - 11/21/02 06:46 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Who will shit their pants first when they hear "aliens exist" on the dumbed news channels, swami or sclorch?
Witty replies from either of you are accepted, as always, in every post. (hey slow down don't take every to the head..gotta be serious some times!)

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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: ]
    #1074838 - 11/21/02 06:58 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

It's not totally unlikely that aliens exist. To think that they're visiting us right now is a little bit silly, to say the least.

http://skepdic.com/aliens.html


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Phluck]
    #1075385 - 11/21/02 10:52 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I think it's silly to believe Earth has the olny life on it.


But aliens visiting us? It could be possable, but I can't believe it until there is some hard facts. I'm not a believer iether way on aliens visiting us.


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What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: ]
    #1075432 - 11/21/02 11:08 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I thought this was gonna be about one of those contests where the person who keeps thier hand on the car longest wins it.

But differenter.


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: vkk_]
    #1075450 - 11/21/02 11:16 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

LOL @ vkk_!

I think everyone would be shitting themselves when they announce it (whatever "it" is exactly, I have no idea) on the nightly news...simply because it would be put out to play on your fears.

I can see the FOX NEWS ticker now...
"WAR OF THE WORLDS: WORST CASE SCENERIO POSSIBLE... FEMA ISSUES GENERAL NATIONWIDE EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALERT..."



Edited by dee_N_ae (11/22/02 12:12 AM)

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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: ]
    #1075452 - 11/21/02 11:17 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think either Swami nor Sclorch would disbelieve in aliens. I think they would just argue that aliens haven't visited planet earth yet, and base this belief on a total lack of evidence to date. At least that's the way I feel anyway.


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: ]
    #1075469 - 11/21/02 11:31 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

If they did shit themselves you'd never hear about it. Humility and owning up to being wrong isn't exactly one of swami's strong points...


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: ]
    #1075820 - 11/22/02 02:08 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know which is going to be first, news announcements or mass landings. Maybe both at the same time :smile: 


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Shroomism]
    #1075834 - 11/22/02 02:15 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Don't you mean the war against 'the invaders'?


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Murex]
    #1075842 - 11/22/02 02:19 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

There will be no war, and they will not be seen as invaders..rather.. galactic peacemakers.


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Shroomism]
    #1075866 - 11/22/02 02:37 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

no way man - george bush will start a war on aliens to rid the galaxy of these nasty creatures, because they'll reveal to people that there might be something more to life than sitting around spending money and turning their wheel.

they've already done it with mushrooms hehehee

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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Strumpling]
    #1075879 - 11/22/02 02:49 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I'm with Strumpling on this one.

Shroomism-

Do you really think humanity will make peace with aliens?  :crazy: :confused: :laugh:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


Edited by Murex (11/22/02 02:50 AM)

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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: ]
    #1075903 - 11/22/02 03:14 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Which ever one of them ate chili on the day they announce it will be the first to shit themselves. Then the other will follow. Im gonna carry spare underwear in my wallet from now on.

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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Murex]
    #1075927 - 11/22/02 03:39 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Yes, when the big bad power figures are suddenly powerless, and a disgruntled populace enacts a NEW new world order based on peace wisdom and understanding, open contact will ensue in a peaceful manner.


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Shroomism]
    #1075940 - 11/22/02 04:00 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

When... if.... what would happen... *YAWN*


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Swami]
    #1075943 - 11/22/02 04:03 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Laugh now
Cry Later


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: Strumpling]
    #1076268 - 11/22/02 08:35 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Our President is not going to fight the aliens.

They ain't got no oil.

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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: ]
    #1076570 - 11/22/02 10:34 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

I think George Dubbuya, is gonna try and kidnap them at gun point, put em in a tiny cage, and start charging people $5 to look for 5 sec. Either that or War!
Whats something worth if you can't make a profit off it? {Homer voice} "Mmmmm...capitalism.. "


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: FatNug]
    #1076672 - 11/22/02 11:11 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

There can be a war on mushrooms because mushrooms exist.


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Re: Who wil shit themselves first? [Re: BowlKiller]
    #1076736 - 11/22/02 11:53 AM (21 years, 4 months ago)

Is that like the war on drugs?


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What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
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Is it all you want it to be?


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