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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733198 - 07/24/09 01:58 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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na, nothing came that day. LOL jk but seriously what swyfty said made us rofldacter
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733222 - 07/24/09 02:03 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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JackofSpades said: I suppose some good came out of it?
Don't you read? He faked it.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Platinum]
#10733241 - 07/24/09 02:04 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Platinum said:
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JackofSpades said: I suppose some good came out of it?
Don't you read? He faked it.
LOL!? dont you read!? he's the OP. talking about how we laughed at this. FAILURE.
Edited by PreparationH (07/24/09 02:04 PM)
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: PreparationH]
#10733270 - 07/24/09 02:07 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Apparently not.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: PreparationH]
#10733275 - 07/24/09 02:09 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Didn't read anything but the OP but anyway this doesn't even sound like a bad situation. Your "excuse" is completely legitemate, it sounds like she understands that, and it sounds like everything is fine. Just chill out and get your health/energy back up -- I doubt she's going to evaporate away in the next week.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Platinum]
#10733285 - 07/24/09 02:10 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Apparently not.
all good lol
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: laserpig]
#10733288 - 07/24/09 02:11 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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laserpig said: Didn't read anything but the OP but anyway this doesn't even sound like a bad situation. Your "excuse" is completely legitemate, it sounds like she understands that, and it sounds like everything is fine. Just chill out and get your health/energy back up -- I doubt she's going to evaporate away in the next week.
I'm gunna come steal her, watch the fuck out. I'm known for this.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: laserpig]
#10733462 - 07/24/09 02:44 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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when should we have sex again. i just ate like a real meal 20 minutes ago for the first time in 3 days...think monday sounds like a good day?
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733478 - 07/24/09 02:45 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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whenever you get a boner and it sticks around for a while. ya know?
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733486 - 07/24/09 02:47 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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JackofSpades said: when should we have sex again. i just ate like a real meal 20 minutes ago for the first time in 3 days...think monday sounds like a good day?
Don't even worry about it. If you feel good enough and have the opportunity then go for it, if not then don't.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: laserpig]
#10733498 - 07/24/09 02:49 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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JackofSpades said: when should we have sex again. i just ate like a real meal 20 minutes ago for the first time in 3 days...think monday sounds like a good day?
Don't even worry about it. If you feel good enough and have the opportunity then go for it, if not then don't.
yeah i think you'll know when are you ready, young samurai.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733522 - 07/24/09 02:54 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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dude u fucked the girl of ur dreams doggystyle no less so id say that was very successful next time it will b 100x better congrats on ur new notch 2 teh belt
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#10733530 - 07/24/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Happens to the best of us dude. Dont worry about it, keep at it and dry smash her
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733579 - 07/24/09 03:07 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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JackofSpades said: when should we have sex again. i just ate like a real meal 20 minutes ago for the first time in 3 days...think monday sounds like a good day?
dam dont make it such a BIG DEAL. maybe thats why your penor is soft. dude i had an experience kind of like this in highschool.
i was introduced to my bestfriends friend at school one day. and she was cute as shit, beyond my league. well we became friends, but i never even imagined this chick liking me.
well i had a class with her a year later, my confidence was a little better this year. idk what it was but word began circulating that this fine ass friend of mine was digging me. needless to say i was stoked beyond comprehension.
she invited me over one morning before school. so of course i came nervous as hell, making it a big fuckin deal. we laid on her bed and her cat jumped up by my shoulder, so this dime piece reaches over and acts like shes about to grab the cat, and she takes me by surprise and we start makin out.
well fuckin a week later, she comes to my house and we start making out on my bed, basically fucking, and my 2 best friends are like 5 feet away. they leave and she stays, gets naked, and i just get nervous as hell and couldnt even complete the task! it was BS!!! i was so turned on but my dick wouldnt get hard. I was just extremely nervous because she was well out of my league. (or so i thought)
so just like you, i fingered her and all that good stuff. but i made up for the loss the following week
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: visions]
#10733588 - 07/24/09 03:10 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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cool. I need to learn to stop giving a fuck about stuff...
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: visions]
#10733593 - 07/24/09 03:11 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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He's probably dropped his nuts. So, I'm thinking the problem is obviously opiates.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#10733599 - 07/24/09 03:14 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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you shouldn't have fucked her just yet . should have kept her wanting to the breaking point. At wich time you'd have a penis again .
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733686 - 07/24/09 03:31 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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dude, don't sweat it too much... she obviously digs you, and if this really is the girl of your dreams, she definitely understood your situation... opiates are a real bitch... but judging my own experience with wisdom teeth, i would say you might even be able to go for it on sunday... just don't put too much pressure on yourself...
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733778 - 07/24/09 03:50 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Obviously the opiates. Just dont take any for a few hours before fucking her.
She cried lol.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: DeathCompany]
#10733884 - 07/24/09 04:05 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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ive had such terrible sex that it made a girl cry...if i ever become a comedian that would be a great line...maybe re-phrased but it honestly is fucking hilarious if you think about it
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