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OfflineDeathCompany
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
    #10733892 - 07/24/09 06:05 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

quite so.


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    #10733893 - 07/24/09 06:06 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: dr_gonz]
    #10733905 - 07/24/09 06:08 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

cant believe that hasn't been asked yet.

Next question, have you tried dry smashing her shitbox?


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
    #10734011 - 07/24/09 06:29 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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JackofSpades said:
ive had such terrible sex that it made a girl cry...if i ever become a comedian that would be a great line...maybe re-phrased but it honestly is fucking hilarious if you think about it



my friend, that is a story worth having :thumbup:


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10734024 - 07/24/09 06:32 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

OP:  Try some erectile dysfunction pills.

Seriously, I know you can get it up all the time normally.  I can too.  But I have no qualms about eating some Cialis before a huge first date, because I get fucking nervous too.  And with that shit, it is a guaranteed fucking rock-hard boner.  It's like an insurance policy on your mind fucking with your dick.

I get them free from a friend who's a drug rep, but I'm sure you can find them someplace

Hell, go take them from your Grandpa.


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
    #10734084 - 07/24/09 06:43 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

show her your O face
O! o! O!!


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
    #10734141 - 07/24/09 06:54 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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JackofSpades said:
ive had such terrible sex that it made a girl cry...if i ever become a comedian that would be a great line...maybe re-phrased but it honestly is fucking hilarious if you think about it



that is funny, but she was probably crying because she felt unattractive or something dumb like that as a result of you going softy.


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