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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Platinum]
    #10732953 - 07/24/09 03:19 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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I can orgasm w/o cumming. There's a soft spot kind of near your asshole, but a bit closer to your balls. In the grundle area, but closer to your poop chute. If you put pressure there it prevents ejaculation, and actually keeps you hard after you orgasm. It's pretty fuckin sweet. I usually do it when jerkin off so I don't hafta worry about the mess. You may get a couple drops of cum but it stops almost all of it.

As you get better at it, and you know the spot real well you can pretty much stop it all 100% if you time it right. You gotta put the pressure there before the cum starts to travel through the tubes. I don't know the science behind it, my guess would be you're putting pressure on one of the tubes that the cum travels through, preventing it from continuing to the urethra.

It's pretty fuckin sweet, and chicks dig it too.





I'm pretty sure that you would eventually get a juice overload from backing up the pipes like that. Where is it going to go? Back into your balls. Its probably not the healthiest thing to do to yourself, but i dont know the science behind it myself.


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
    #10732959 - 07/24/09 03:20 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

dry smash that shit box


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
    #10732963 - 07/24/09 03:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Situation: My neighbor who I've been friends with since I moved here in 10th grade (entering second year of college now) is fucking gorgeous. Huge tits, flat stomach, perfect ass, blond hair, beautiful face. There has always been sexual shit between us but shes been dating another friend of mine for over 4 fucking years. However, all of that changed this summer when she tells me she has wanted to break up with him for a few months now and then comes onto me. Awesome. More than awesome. I've literally been in love with this girl since the day I saw her. Out personalities are nearly identical and she's like drop dead fucking hot.

So we spoon and don't do anything for 4 days because she hasn't broken up with him. Then she does it yesterday. Here's the problem. I got my wisdom teeth out 3 days ago.

But anyway I go over to her house last night, she's my neighbor, it couldn't be more perfect. And I start fingering her and making out with her. Then she says fuck me and me being me I'm like alright.


BAD Fucking mistake. We start having sex and immediately I knew it was a bad idea. It just felt like my dick wasn't working. I couldn't get into any rhythm when she was on top of me and I couldn't really feel any pleasure at all. She tells me to do her from behind and I start and its like horrible. I felt tired and out of stamina and I'm not really feeling anything. Keep in mind I'm not using a condom either. I start to go fucking soft and to save myself the embarrassment I just tell her I came.

She obviously knew I didn't and I was too humiliated to say anything so I just crawl into bed. She starts crying and so I have to say something and we start talking about it and I'm like IDK what the fuck happened to me. However, we talk about it and I'm like I think it has to do with the fact that I've had nothing to eat except vicodin and Popsicles for the past 3 days and had 4 wisdom teeth removed. I have no sex drive or stamina and the painkillers kill most feeling.

Long story short we end up laughing it off and making out. I then finger her and give her a more than legit orgasm and because shes cool as shit shes just like whatever it makes sense I shouldn't have asked you to fuck me like this and we can do it when you normal.

The only problem is now when we have sex again theres going to be immense pressure on me. I literally have had 3 meals in 3 days (all being small things of pasta or soup) and I've taken a fair amount of vicodin. I also noticed that I was having a hard as shit time to jerk off the day before. So, I think I'm safe to assume the drugs, little food, and surgery have fucked my sexual/physical ability up, right?

I'm just worried because like this IS my dream girl, what can I do to make sure that next time we have sex its like how its supposed to be and what I'm used to..This girl has also done everything, nearly everything except like anal with her boyfriend so its kind of intimidating, especially after last night.

What should I do for next time? Just get drunk?





I have gotten away with faking a few times.  Vicoden definitely makes it difficult.  Just be straight up and tell her your shit doesn't work on opiates.


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Platinum]
    #10732966 - 07/24/09 03:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

and yeah you're prob not doing any good by blocking your cum from coming out
that is what you''re doing ya kno


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Platinum]
    #10732983 - 07/24/09 03:25 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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I can orgasm w/o cumming. There's a soft spot kind of near your asshole, but a bit closer to your balls. In the grundle area, but closer to your poop chute. If you put pressure there it prevents ejaculation, and actually keeps you hard after you orgasm. It's pretty fuckin sweet. I usually do it when jerkin off so I don't hafta worry about the mess. You may get a couple drops of cum but it stops almost all of it.






I thought I was the only one.  :eek:


Wanna hangout?  :gayflag:


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Cowgold]
    #10733024 - 07/24/09 03:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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I can orgasm w/o cumming. There's a soft spot kind of near your asshole, but a bit closer to your balls. In the grundle area, but closer to your poop chute. If you put pressure there it prevents ejaculation, and actually keeps you hard after you orgasm. It's pretty fuckin sweet. I usually do it when jerkin off so I don't hafta worry about the mess. You may get a couple drops of cum but it stops almost all of it.






I thought I was the only one.  :eek:


Wanna hangout?  :gayflag:



dude that can not be good for you.


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Cowgold]
    #10733029 - 07/24/09 03:32 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

next time let it come out...
maybe it will be one huge load
lol that'd be a


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: shadyy]
    #10733055 - 07/24/09 03:37 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

It'll probably have teeth and hair.

That nut's been incubating. :lol:


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10733067 - 07/24/09 03:39 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10733087 - 07/24/09 03:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

lol hahahaah


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: PreparationH]
    #10733090 - 07/24/09 03:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I've read it recirculates or recycles into your bloodstream or something...


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: TYL3R]
    #10733115 - 07/24/09 03:48 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

My balls... 



...they just swell up real big.


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    #10733124 - 07/24/09 03:49 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: dr_gonz]
    #10733136 - 07/24/09 03:51 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I heard it's actually good for you. Some group of people use that technique. And it's not like I stop it all the time. When I fuck I let it blow, and sometimes when I'm goin solo I let it go too.


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: dr_gonz]
    #10733145 - 07/24/09 03:52 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

If she's already crying, just go ahead and blame it on her.  :rofl:


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    #10733150 - 07/24/09 03:53 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Cowgold]
    #10733166 - 07/24/09 03:55 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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If she's already crying, just go ahead and blame it on her.  :rofl:




:lol: sounds like a plan right there!


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: dr_gonz]
    #10733171 - 07/24/09 03:55 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

this thread made my younger brother laugh harder than i've seen him laugh in years lol.


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: dr_gonz]
    #10733186 - 07/24/09 03:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Two solutions.

1. learn to eat pussy.
2. viagra.


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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: PreparationH]
    #10733189 - 07/24/09 03:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I suppose some good came out of it?


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