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InvisibleSilversoul
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Intoxicated masturbation replaces love
    #10685259 - 07/15/09 10:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

...Or at least makes a good placeholder for it.


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Silversoul]
    #10685275 - 07/15/09 10:53 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: :thumbup:


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Silversoul]
    #10685281 - 07/15/09 10:54 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Self love is still love :wink:


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #10685284 - 07/15/09 10:54 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

WIN


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #10685302 - 07/15/09 10:58 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

self love is only good if you give it a tug for the porn gods lol


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Silversoul]
    #10685486 - 07/15/09 11:39 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I'd agree with this statement.

Porn scares me though... It puts bad shit in your head man, don't mean to sound like a dirty hippie which I guess I am at this point, but it really is bad shit.


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Drewwyann]
    #10685548 - 07/15/09 11:53 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:penis:

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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: LicHmicrO]
    #10685555 - 07/15/09 11:54 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

she wore a t-shirt, man


A T-SHIRT WITH MUSICAL NOTES ON IT

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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Mchaggis]
    #10717415 - 07/21/09 08:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:awebig:


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Taco Chef]
    #10717421 - 07/21/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Masturbation is k3y.

My girl gave me a handjob yesterday because she was babysitting and didn't want to fuck.

I jizzed all over her sheets on purpose.

It was awesome.


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #10717438 - 07/21/09 08:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Did she let you stay up late and watch scary movies too?


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10717445 - 07/21/09 08:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck no.

She sent me right home after that.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #10717446 - 07/21/09 08:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

that's pretty cool.


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: Taco Chef]
    #10717467 - 07/21/09 08:17 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

novumorganum said:
that's pretty cool.




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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #10717669 - 07/21/09 08:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

foodsgoodtoo said:
Quote:

novumorganum said:
that's pretty cool bro.






fixed


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #10717971 - 07/21/09 09:49 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

shivas.wisdom said:
Quote:

foodsgoodtoo said:
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novumorganum said:
that's pretty cool brah.






fixed




really fixed

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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: norml840]
    #10719522 - 07/22/09 08:17 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

norml840 said:
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shivas.wisdom said:
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foodsgoodtoo said:
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novumorganum said:
that's a pretty cool pussy.






fixed




really fixed




Perfected.

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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: The Centre]
    #10719545 - 07/22/09 08:25 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

It depends on the intoxication.

Opiated masturbation is too frustrating.

However wacking off with poppers is just full of win.


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: The Centre]
    #10719547 - 07/22/09 08:25 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

this thread is almost as lul as the pathetic version haha


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Re: Intoxicated masturbation replaces love [Re: The Centre]
    #10719550 - 07/22/09 08:26 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl2:Yeah...I don't know. WIN


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