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OfflineOrganizedChaos
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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: bumtildeath]
    #10657665 - 07/11/09 11:48 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

This thread does indeed rock socks~!


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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor *DELETED* [Re: OrganizedChaos]
    #10657669 - 07/11/09 11:49 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor *DELETED* [Re: MR14]
    #10657674 - 07/11/09 11:52 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: sam420]
    #10657730 - 07/11/09 12:03 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Blackberry fucking rum.

I fell asleep on a couch, using a friends ass as a pillow (I actually did think I was lying on a pillow at the time.)

Thought I needed to fart. Did so.

Apparently I sleepwalked to sleep in a doorway.

Had a dream that I saw a urinal... Pissed in urinal that didn't exist.

Woke up with wet pants, and evidently it wasn't a fart.


Only bad experience with alcohol and bodily functions.


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People are always promising the apocalypse. They never deliver. :frown:

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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: MR14]
    #10657741 - 07/11/09 12:06 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Does anyone sleep shit?  That would be a bad habit


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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: Wasteland]
    #10657749 - 07/11/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

AHAHAHAAHAHAAHA

Thats priceless.

I think most people have a story like this.

That or they haven't truly had a good time!


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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: OrganizedChaos]
    #10657767 - 07/11/09 12:09 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

The only good part about that night, was that she was hot, and her ass made a fine pillow. :smile:


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People are always promising the apocalypse. They never deliver. :frown:

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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: Wasteland]
    #10657893 - 07/11/09 12:31 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Wasteland said:
The only good part about that night, was that she was hot, and her ass made a fine pillow. :smile:



hopefully she didnt have the same experience while you were using her ass as a pillow
:bluemoon:  :toast:  :wetself:  :downswords:


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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: sam420]
    #10657932 - 07/11/09 12:38 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Have you been taking lessons from vandago?

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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: sam420]
    #10658018 - 07/11/09 12:54 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Personally I've never done anything like this.

However, one night of drinking I passed out in a chair, and my friend on the couch, at a buddy's place. I woke up in the middle of the night to some sounds, the guy on the couch got up, tried to open the front door, which was locked.. he then proceeded to pull his pants down, squat over all our shoes and take a piss. I just said "wtf dude?" and passed back out.

I don't know what was worse.. the pissing or the squatting. We'll never let him forget it.

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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: Brugman]
    #10658036 - 07/11/09 12:57 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yeah, I read somewhere that recent research has suggested that sleepwalking may actually be a form of a seizure.

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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: Brugman]
    #10658091 - 07/11/09 01:06 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Brugman said:
Personally I've never done anything like this.

However, one night of drinking I passed out in a chair, and my friend on the couch, at a buddy's place. I woke up in the middle of the night to some sounds, the guy on the couch got up, tried to open the front door, which was locked.. he then proceeded to pull his pants down, squat over all our shoes and take a piss. I just said "wtf dude?" and passed back out.

I don't know what was worse.. the pissing or the squatting. We'll never let him forget it.



He squatted to take a piss?


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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: bumtildeath]
    #10658288 - 07/11/09 01:43 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Exactly. That's the really funny part.

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Re: Last night I got drunk and urinated on my floor [Re: Brugman]
    #10658597 - 07/11/09 02:47 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I once shat on my toilet seat. one of those klonapin + adderol + champagne benders that I wish that I would have been blacked out for.


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