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 kykeon
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 Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: 
#1065552 - 11/19/02 09:51 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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normal: what he wrote
italics: what he really wanted to write
?I HAVENT READ ANYTHING? QUESTIONS eg:
I have read all the faqs and the teks and everything but i still dont know if a pressure cooker is needed.
I am too bored to read all those little letters! Can i cultivate without a pressure cooker?
?OUPS! I MADE A MISTAKE? QUESTIONS eg:
Hello! I wanna munch some 30 grams of dried shrooms but i am afraid of the after-effects.
Help! I just ate 30 grams of dried shrooms and it was my first time and I don?t know and please help me cause the colors are weird and the shapes are strange in my room. I am typing right now and I feel my fingers touching my ass. I am afraid I will lose it in the next 4.9 seconds. Please reply asap. I will stay online.
HUMIDITY QUESTIONS eg:
My cakes are not pinning, wtf? Do you think temp and humidity conditions in my terrarium is not alright?
My cakes dont pin! I don?t know how humid it is. Should I?
FINANCIAL QUESTIONS eg:
Whats the price of mushies in your area?
Uh... i think an "internet friend" ripped me off... how much do you pay?
PRODUCTIVITY QUESTIONS eg:
How many grams dry shrooms will one cake produce?
Am i going to be rich if i cultivate a dozen pf cakes? No? WTF?
?I NEVER READ? QUESTIONS eg:
Hello all. I have spent the whole week reading everything but there is a question i couldnt find the answer. Hope you dont flame me. Whats the difference between a spore print and a spore syringe?
Okee i usually dont read at all, but i read accidentally somewhere about spore syringes and spore prints. What are these things? What are you doing here in this forum anyway?
HUNGRY QUESTIONS eg:
Can I eat the mycelium?
I dont give a damn about mushroom cultivation. I wanna trip as soon as possible. Can I trip eating this thing?
?I AM A LIAR? QUESTIONS eg:
I have been cultivating mushies for ages, but this time something weird happened. The shroomies got blue when i cropped them.
I am more newbie than my ass is but i am afraid of flames, please help, my shrooms are blueish.
FALSE FALLING IN LOVE
I am sure the mycelium is healthy, its beautiful, I love it!
The mycelium seems healthy to me. Its mostly white, with a strangely beautiful purple-black tribal shape in the middle. Its so beautiful.
?COM?ON!? QUESTIONS eg:
I ate 1 gram of fresh mushies and i really took off! I was scared by how potent they were! The strain must have been a mysterious one.
I really should stop eating mushrooms, i cant handle them.
SCIENTIFIC QUESTIONS eg:
I have read a scientific theory that psilocybin can be poisonous if you eat yoghurt the morning after.
A friend of mine told me last night while i was trippin that a friend of his told him of a friend of his friend who has poisoned accidentally another friend of his, by feeding him with cubbies. The incident happened the next morning while he was eating yoghurt.
as a bonus, here are the strains' questions...
Whats the best strain for a newbie?
Whats your favorite strain?
Whats the most potent strain?
What on earth are the strains?
Strains between us.
Strangers in the night.
 Wyckeon
Athens, Greece
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Fred Garvin
Male Prostitute
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 Re: Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: [Re: kykeon]
#1065642 - 11/19/02 10:35 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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hehe, that's pretty hilarious, and I'm willing to bet 99.9% accurate.
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Registered: 06/20/02
Posts: 2,790
Loc: Route 66
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 Re: Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: [Re: kykeon]
#1065646 - 11/19/02 10:36 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fascism (fash'izem) n. A governmental system marked by a centralized dictatorship, stringent socioeconomic controls, and often belligerent nationalism. see also: the Bush Administration.
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DERRAYLD
Constructus
Registered: 05/13/02
Posts: 1,712
Loc: South Africa
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
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Re: Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: [Re: dog]
#1065661 - 11/19/02 10:47 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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HOOHOOOHOOOHOOO
funny shit
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Derrayld and out of control
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Cow Shit Collector
Patty Poacher
Registered: 02/15/01
Posts: 1,959
Loc: Random Field
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Re: Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: [Re: dog]
#1065663 - 11/19/02 10:47 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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There are so many teks and instructions and information and everything. You'd think the FAQ would solve some problems  I guess people just wanna be reassured or they are just lazy? hmmmm. Ponder upon this i won't.
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Anno
Experimenter
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 Re: Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: [Re: kykeon]
#1065697 - 11/19/02 11:06 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL !
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kykeon
Dead wishes
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Re: Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: [Re: Anno]
#1066499 - 11/19/02 04:26 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well i ate my GTs on friday with a good friend of mine in his house. I took with me a magazine which has a trippy picture on it (it goes trippy only when i am on shrooms lol)
Today i grabbed that magazine while i was at home for lunch. I saw that i had written somethin on the blank margin of a page.
LOL it was that text. I wrote it [i usually do so while trippin] and forgot about it... i didnt even had a pc there - i was lying in bed...
Kykeon
athens, greece
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shirley knott
not my real name
Registered: 11/11/02
Posts: 9,105
Loc: London
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Re: Categories of Questions: - pride and enjoyment [Re: kykeon]
#1066631 - 11/19/02 05:04 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Question type :?I HAVENT READ ANYTHING? QUESTIONS subtype "LOSS OF MY VIRGINITY" QUESTIONS
I just felt proud of my first ever casing, and wanted to share my achievement. I like this forum, learning a lot. Thanks guys, keep up the good work.
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Mac
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Registered: 08/26/02
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Re: Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: [Re: kykeon]
#1067692 - 11/19/02 10:46 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Clever....made me laugh.
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fredthetree
Stranger
Registered: 09/29/02
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Loc: Canada
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Re: Mushroom Cultivation Categories of Questions: [Re: kykeon]
#1067716 - 11/19/02 10:50 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol
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