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Gorlax



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Post Drug Test Stress
#10645754 - 07/09/09 03:23 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Alright! I can say that I have the post drug test trauma. I am very scared of my results because it will determine if I need drug treatment or not! on top of that it will only worsen the legal status of my situation! I am going to lay down some of my thoughts that I hope can be assessed by some well informed shroomites.
I went to court today. Prosecutor orders a UA to be dropped that same day, no surprise to me. I am a frequent smoker of cannabis. I was notified of possible drug testing 2weeks prior to today so I decided to stop smoking and to do some exercise and detox. it was exactly 2 weeks since I last toked up that I got tested. I am not sure if anyone is familiar with the lab company but it is called tasc!
Well knowing that I have a possibility of still testing positive I did the dilution method i found on this forum! How to pass a drug test by bhamlaxy I drank copious amounts of water/tea/lemon water until I pissed almost all water, I then began to take one a day mens vitamins supplements loaded with every essential vitamin needed for human life. I took a total of 4, with 2 glasses of large water after each one. I peed 4 times at home all clear as water. I took one more vitamin on the way to court for security, I also previous to leaving my house drank a half full cup of really sea salty water/Gatorade mix "Specific Gravity Test"! Last before leaving I took 2 Tylenol pms. On the car ride to the courts I slowly began to feel the intense urge to pee. I got into court checked in and was waiting outside the courtroom. I had to pee reallly really bad knowing that I might ruin my chances of this working I tried to hold it in, then I thought well I pee half of it out just to get through this appereance. To my surprise when I did pee it was still white, phewww didnt want to pee that in a testing cup I stopped halfway through and saved the rest. Court lasted 10minutes and I was soon on my way to the tasc facility. I began to feel the urge to pee about 20min b4 my test. I peed in the cup and it was a perfect urine yellow!! I was very surprised on how good it actually turned out. I am hoping my 2weeks of sobriety and dilution methods have saved me from invasion of privacy based on illegitimate circumstances.
My final question may sound stupid but I 3 days prior to pissing used 100mg of codeine, I never use opiates and have no tolerance is 3 days a good time for it to be out of my system, it was a stupid idea to say the least but being deprived of cannabis simply made me resort to more dangerous alternatives!
I hope someone can assure me my worries before I have to call probation and get the test resultss!
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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: Gorlax]
#10646886 - 07/09/09 11:26 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sounds like you are near the threshold of detection for both substances.
Let us know how the test turns out.
Don't use any more detectable illegal drugs. If you must smoke, obtain synthetic cannbinoids like spice gold.
Its probably not a good idea to use opiates to get high.
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Gorlax



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Ughh Yeah I know!!! I mean the codeine should be out rather fast if Im not a user right?
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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: Gorlax]
#10650167 - 07/09/09 10:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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No. I believe the diffrence between opiates and thc is that opiates are water soluble. They dont build up in your fat cells.
Diluting you urine by any means, is highly suspect and usually counts as a fail on court orderd tests.
How much do u weight and how much body fat do u have? I can tell you what I have learned from hours of research on the topic. If you want to pass a test for thc and have more than a week to get ready this is what I would do, next time.
Limit your intake of carbs to less then 20-30 a day and exercise hard, this is an attempt to burn the recently stored fat cells containing the thc. Then 48 hours b4 your test, start consuming high sugar regular soda all day. This is an attempt to stop your body from burning ANY fat cells containing thc, hence releasing it into your urine. Thc is NOT water soluble, no matter how many detox tricks you try, or drinks you drink, will wash thc from your fat cells. Where it it constantly being metabolized and released in your urine.
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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: Wunbadmofo]
#10651108 - 07/10/09 01:30 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm 150 lbs and about 5' 9 I have no idea how much body fat i have ill say 9% but that's a guess
My urine was diluted but it was also re supplemented with the needed ingredients. I drank salt water for specific gravity, popped vitamins for it to be yellow, creatine for that test, and basically what else is their to say its diluted?!~I pissed a nice yellow color!
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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: Gorlax]
#10670539 - 07/13/09 05:08 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I FUCKING PASSED!!!

Take this as a lesson to all of your thinking their is no hope, their is, I was a clear user of multiple drugs and even the most sophisticated testing can't be fool proof!!

So Happy!! Thank God for Shroomery and it's Tutorials!
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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: Gorlax]
#10675899 - 07/14/09 03:11 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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> I FUCKING PASSED!!!
Congrats, but you probably fucked yourself.
A lot of the time it's best to score as high as you can on your first test. I've had friends that scored as high as they could on the first test then just gradually smoked less weed each time. That way they made it though their entire probation without having to quit smoking. As long as they tested a little less each time the PO was satisfied they had quit smoking.
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Quote:
Alan Rockefeller said: Its probably not a good idea to use opiates to get high.

What else would you use them for?
Well, maybe a poppy seed bagel, but I don't think that would count.
Though maybe it might lead to a false positive. I'm only speaking from anecdotal evidence, but I recall hearing that as a slight possibility.
Good luck, given that you've already taken the test it seems you've done just about all you could have. Minus using a fake dick or a clean friends' urine. Was that an option? I've heard rave reviews from folks who have used these devices before.
~Monk
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Gorlax



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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: fastfred]
#10684096 - 07/15/09 07:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm simply not going to smoke! I just had to get pass the court ordered test to prevent drug screening, reminding you that it was not an illegal drug charge but a dui. Still playing it safe.
-I did the only thing I could of have done.The strictest quality control was used meaning a man staring directly at my dick, and watching the stream exit my penis and enter the cup was used.
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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: Gorlax]
#10684131 - 07/15/09 07:53 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gorlax said:
-I did the only thing I could of have done.The strictest quality control was used meaning a man staring directly at my dick, and watching the stream exit my penis and enter the cup was used.
that sounds embarassing i wouldnt want someone watching me pee into a cup! how awkward
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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: fastfred]
#10758747 - 07/28/09 10:58 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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fastfred said: > I FUCKING PASSED!!!
Congrats, but you probably fucked yourself.
A lot of the time it's best to score as high as you can on your first test. I've had friends that scored as high as they could on the first test then just gradually smoked less weed each time. That way they made it though their entire probation without having to quit smoking. As long as they tested a little less each time the PO was satisfied they had quit smoking.
-FF
i wonder if that could work over a period of 3 years?
... IME dilution works fine on dip stick tests and doesn't take all the time that the aforementioned dilution tek recommends, i start drinking about 2 and a half hours before my visit and I'm pissing Amaco Ultimate clear H20 when i get to doing the test... oh and if dude's gonna be in the room to "Stare at your dick" why don't you just stare at him, i bet he can't concentrate on your cock if you're trying to look him in the eyes... i'm just sayin that because you can still substitute even under those conditions it just takes tactics and nerves of steel (or a vivid memory of what jail was like)
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Well some Final words for this thread, I am no longer ordered to take any more drug tests, when prosecutor was read that I was negative on all the tests, He became very lenient! of course I was dressed up like a nerd! Bottom line passing this one test got me out of a lot of trouble and testing I am now 110% able to smoke and do what the fuck I want!
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Re: Post Drug Test Stress [Re: Gorlax]
#10796398 - 08/04/09 02:01 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gorlax said: Well some Final words for this thread, I am no longer ordered to take any more drug tests, when prosecutor was read that I was negative on all the tests, He became very lenient! of course I was dressed up like a nerd! Bottom line passing this one test got me out of a lot of trouble and testing I am now 110% able to smoke and do what the fuck I want!
results not typical... but passing the first one can have long lasting effects...
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