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Shakira: I want babies
    #10623071 - 07/05/09 12:43 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Looks like I'll be headed down to Columbia next week:borfase:

BOGOTA (AP) — Colombian pop star Shakira says after her latest album is born she plans to undertake a new labor: multiple children.

The 32-year-old Grammy winner known for her seductive dance moves says that she plans to focus on a family after October, which is when her as-yet-unnamed album is to be released.

Shakira spoke with the El Tiempo newspaper at her home in the Bahamas, where she says she goes barefoot all day. The newspaper published the interview on Thursday.

Shakira says she wants two kids, while boyfriend Antonio de la Rua would like three.

For now, Shakira's baby is her new single, Loba— Spanish for She-Wolf, which she released this week.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-07-02-shakira_N.htm?csp=34


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Re: Shakira: I want babies [Re: zorbman]
    #10623100 - 07/05/09 12:52 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I'd inoculate her with my spores


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Re: Shakira: I want babies [Re: hooksbooks]
    #10623300 - 07/05/09 02:04 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

make sure to sterilize first :wink:


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Re: Shakira: I want babies [Re: twighead]
    #10623309 - 07/05/09 02:10 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I'd pee in her butt :shrug:


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Re: Shakira: I want babies [Re: zorbman]
    #10623324 - 07/05/09 02:16 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

be sure not to confuse her with boy Shakira


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Re: Shakira: I want babies [Re: zorbman]
    #10624140 - 07/05/09 10:35 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

does she have beer flavored nipples?


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Re: Shakira: I want babies [Re: prismism]
    #10624146 - 07/05/09 10:37 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

She does if you splash beer on her.


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Re: Shakira: I want babies [Re: prismism]
    #10624154 - 07/05/09 10:39 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

:wtf:


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