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Invisiblebumpn
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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: OrganizedChaos]
    #10618740 - 07/04/09 12:50 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

1. drug her and shove it in there
2. tie her up and shove it in there
3. do what i would do
have another girl give u head ,video it, have girl spit cum into brownie mix, record over toward the end of a movie ur girl likes,watch movie with girl ,toward the end say u have to step out,give girl brownies before u leave,at some point movie stops shows girl spiting cum into brownie mix and she says this is (ur name here) breaking up with you enjoy the brownies!, hope girl ate all brownies before ur home vid starts.lol at her with new girl that gives u head


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Offlinecosmo123
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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Original]
    #10618758 - 07/04/09 12:56 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Original said:
get your dick sucked elsewhere?




i second that motion :thumbup:


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: bumpn]
    #10618888 - 07/04/09 01:43 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

bumpn said:
1. drug her and shove it in there
2. tie her up and shove it in there
3. do what i would do
have another girl give u head ,video it, have girl spit cum into brownie mix, record over toward the end of a movie ur girl likes,watch movie with girl ,toward the end say u have to step out,give girl brownies before u leave,at some point movie stops shows girl spiting cum into brownie mix and she says this is (ur name here) breaking up with you enjoy the brownies!, hope girl ate all brownies before ur home vid starts.lol at her with new girl that gives u head




Prepare the brownie batter, have Ruptured Hernias disgusting ugly whore of a mother spit the load I just dumped down her throat in there too.


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: 2Cents]
    #10618918 - 07/04/09 02:01 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

wash your dick in some gasoline


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: 2Cents]
    #10619112 - 07/04/09 04:07 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

2 months?
So fucking what.

How about slowly making this happen?
Shit some girls have been abused. Some girls have issues, etc...
If you truly care you'll try to stick it out, and help her get into it.

It's a delicate situation. My GF had issues from childhood...
Long story short, after some time, and being kind, she's a dick sucking machine.
And she's really good at it. I think that took about what, 6 months.
6 months before it was starting to get really good.
Sure I had head within the first month. But it was awkward.

I will say in you defense though, that's really weak that she doesn't reciprocate.
And if she has no serious hang ups, that's fucking lame.

But still, keep what I said in mind.......
And consider, as painful as it seems, that this girl is just using you.(for something, what I don't know)

But she's having her pussy eaten, and I assume you two eat food :snowman:
Sounds maniplulative almost.

But who knows, it's just a story I'm going on.....


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: OrganizedChaos]
    #10619146 - 07/04/09 04:35 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

If you really like her then just keep waiting til she is comfortable. If she feels forced then it will be no fun for anyone....unless your a rapist...so just take it easy, have her jerk you off and suggest she try putting the head in her mouth and see how that is and take it slow from there. If you tell her you want her to be comfortable then that will help her relax too...and hope she isn't one of those girls who hates giving head. My wife gave head til we got married and now I gotta be an asshole to get a blowjob...but I can fuck any time I want...


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #10619155 - 07/04/09 04:40 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Captain Caveman said:
Quote:

OrganizedChaos said:
She shouldn't be your girlfriend.

Problem Solved! You're Welcome.




I wouldnt even consider a girl that wont suck cock. This sounds like some teen shit.



I wouldnt even consider a girl that wont swallow.

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #10619161 - 07/04/09 04:43 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

what if she's willing to rail it instead?


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #10619331 - 07/04/09 06:23 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:teehee:

we need a pickle surprise emoticon damnit..


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: ManianFH]
    #10620039 - 07/04/09 10:07 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I'd definetly dump her or whatever and end that deal...sounds like some bullshit


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: CJS]
    #10620639 - 07/04/09 12:14 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck that "molestation" argument . Just means they got a headstart on the other girls. :ilold:


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #10620685 - 07/04/09 12:23 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

This thread is clearly full of sexually frustrated virgins.  One day you will all grow up and learn that sex isn't all about YOUR DICK.  Good luck with that.  :tongue2:


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: CherryBom]
    #10620918 - 07/04/09 01:06 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

...speaking of buttsore little girls...
HI, Cherry!


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #10620933 - 07/04/09 01:11 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

O HAI


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: 2Cents]
    #10620995 - 07/04/09 01:21 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Falcon Punch her.

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: FreedomForAll]
    #10621012 - 07/04/09 01:24 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Ask yourself if you want to live with that the rest of your life. Answer No? GTFO immediately. Easier said than done but is the smart thing.


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: SHiZNO]
    #10621070 - 07/04/09 01:35 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Well guys, she came over yesterday and things went quite well. we hung out for awhile then watched porn and fucked three times, took a nap then took a shower together then we laid down on the couch. she was being really sweet and said "well I changed my mind" and proceeded to suck my dick. all in all it was the most amazing dome action I have ever had, not to mention that it was her first time.


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: OrganizedChaos]
    #10621092 - 07/04/09 01:38 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Its only been two months?....think about if your with her for a year or longer.... she will scream at the site of your penis......get out and find yourself a cock gobbler

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: 2Cents]
    #10621106 - 07/04/09 01:39 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

she just had to get herself ready for it. girls take their time with that stuff...

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: 2Cents]
    #10621113 - 07/04/09 01:40 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

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