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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Taco Chef]
    #10615221 - 07/03/09 10:56 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

It's for dogs you fucking sickos.

I tried to get my daschund to fuck a pitbull once,

but he failed and I got him fixed.


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10615235 - 07/03/09 11:00 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

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Swyfty Swyf said:
It's for dogs you fucking sickos.

I tried to get my daschund to fuck a pitbull once,

but he failed and I got him fixed.



lol


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10615267 - 07/03/09 11:11 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

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Swyfty Swyf said:
It's for dogs you fucking sickos.

I tried to get my daschund to fuck a pitbull once,

but he failed and I got him fixed.



:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: 2Cents]
    #10615288 - 07/03/09 11:15 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

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2Cents said:
I definitely get the short end of the stick in this relationship but I figure I am the man and its the way it goes.




:foreheadslap: no no no, look women are crazy so any analyzation and advice has to be multiplied by their crazy lvl or somethin, but one thing ive run into is bitchy women like to fight, and if you just continue to let her walk all over you, 2 things are gonna happen: you are gonna stop respecting yourself and become a pushover, and she will stop respecting you for not bein a man. And even if its a girl that you wanted to spend a long time with, that may not be a relationship that you want to be in, and its not usually something you can change. Its not even about the head anymore, its about her gettin pissed when you dont wanna do something, then she does the same thing and is the victim.


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: SgtBob]
    #10615322 - 07/03/09 11:28 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I must be in the vast minority of guys, because when I'm with a chick I don't care if I get head AT ALL.

Yeah it's ok and all, but most chicks don't even know what they are doing doing there.
And even when they do... at BEST, a good blowjob to me, is just torture, just builds up anticipation, which I guess is good.
I'd much rather be sticking my snake in the honeypot, then getting blown.


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Original]
    #10615329 - 07/03/09 11:31 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

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Original said:
get your dick sucked elsewhere?



:thumbup:


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: OrganizedChaos]
    #10615399 - 07/03/09 11:52 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

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OrganizedChaos said:
No shit, and if she spits, she should get whacked in the face with my cock.
Seriously, sex is great and the only problem should be your dick getting too sore to continue.


The spirit is willing, but the flesh is not.




The spirit is willing, but the flesh is...spongy and bruised


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: 2Cents]
    #10615425 - 07/03/09 11:57 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

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2Cents said:
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krypto2000 said:
I dunno man, I see her point. No ones making you eat her out, if you don't want to don't, but if she doesn't want to give you head then she doesn't wanna give you head.



actually she asks me to go down on her, not my choice. if she asks me to do something and I don't do it she will get super pissed.

Its not the fact she don't wanna do it. its that she said she would then changed her mind. I actually did trim the downstairs for her and I have asked her to do the same and she said no and I was cool with it. I definitely get the short end of the stick in this relationship but I figure I am the man and its the way it goes.





Damn man, grow a pair.  This girl wants you to do everything for her and won't lift a finger for you?  How hard is it to trim your pubis?  Takes 2 minutes every week maybe.

You need to lay down the law with this girl, or as a previous poster said, she's gonna get bored with you and move on.


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By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: ganjababy]
    #10615909 - 07/03/09 01:42 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

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ganjababy said:
no head, no cunnilingus. It's that simple.





Exactly. If she can't reciprocate, then she's not getting anything. It's supposed to be a mutual thing. Apparently she didn't get the memo.

Do you at least have sex after you go down on her? If not, tell her to buy a vibrator because you're not going to keep going down on her with nothing in return. That shit wouldn't fly with me at all.

EDIT: Whoa whoa, what? I just read that she won't trim her pubes for you? Tell that hooker you're done, it's time for her to buy a vibrator.

Edited by Gumby (07/03/09 01:44 PM)

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Gumby]
    #10616040 - 07/03/09 02:01 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I had a girl once who was penis-a-phobic.  she liked fucking around and loved it when I went down on it, but getting head was basically impossible and even getting laid was tricky.  some girls just have an aversion and it's hard for them to get past it.
I think it might run with OCD because she was OCD about a lot of things.
Anyway, I dumped her.


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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: jenns_hot]
    #10616065 - 07/03/09 02:06 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

"Oh no.  It's so dickly."



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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10616089 - 07/03/09 02:11 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I have that same camping chair but blue. Weird yo.

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: 2Cents]
    #10616127 - 07/03/09 02:21 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

This thread has provided lols.
I'm curious if you fuck her after going down on her?
She makes you lick her hairy snatch?
This is mind boggling.
We need more info!
And pics.


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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Deity208]
    #10616148 - 07/03/09 02:26 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck that shit.

I refuse to go down on a chick that isn't very tidy, freshly waxed is the best :vaped: bush? hell no, I would get out of there asap.

You keep giving her head? but she refuses to suck your wang?

FAIL FAIL FAIL.

Just start fucking the shit out of her and don't lick her cooch till she gives your BJ, not ONCE.

Blowjobs are a deal breaker, it's a MUST. All girls can learn, that's a bullshit excuse. I've had girls that were actually painful at first, but with a bit of training, 50 BJ's later and they're rocking that shit.

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Deity208]
    #10616152 - 07/03/09 02:27 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

He never said the snatch was hairy.

Is it wrong that I hope it really is?


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10616156 - 07/03/09 02:28 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

He said he asked her to trim down there and she refused, if im not mistaken :wink:


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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?

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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10616164 - 07/03/09 02:29 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)


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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Deity208]
    #10616174 - 07/03/09 02:32 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Oh yeah, found it.

That's funny stuff.

Oh well, just treat like parsley on your dinner plate.

Push it to the side and keep on eating.


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10616190 - 07/03/09 02:36 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

get her drunk


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Re: My Fucking Girlfriend is a Selfish Bitch [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #10616196 - 07/03/09 02:37 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Nooooooooooo.

Drunk head is the worst.

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