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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #10563832 - 06/24/09 09:13 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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I'll trade you David Paterson for Sonny Purdue and take Sanford as well.  Subtraction by addition.




Ah, but would you trade with your friends in a certain corn-growing Great Lakes state?

We'll give you Rod Blagojevich and George Ryan, our last two governors.

They have about 500 felonies between the two of them.  It's pretty awesome.

Hell, we'd probably throw in Daley, who must be one of the slimiest people ever to not be convicted of a crime while in office.



Ryan is already in jail and Blago is headed there?  Deal.  When can you come for Paterson?  I'll only take Daley if you can certify that he will do time in the near future.  The other slime from Chicago is currently serving time in DC.  I wouldn't take him heads up for Paterson.  Nuh-uh.


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InvisibleM.Reynolds
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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #10564876 - 06/24/09 01:25 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Wow, did anyone hear him speak today?

He's been having an affair with a woman in Argentina.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: M.Reynolds]
    #10565163 - 06/24/09 02:19 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Holy shit the uncontrollable dick was porking an Argentinian bimbo.


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #10565485 - 06/24/09 03:28 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:

In his defence, Argentinians can be pretty hot.


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: Yrat]
    #10565586 - 06/24/09 03:43 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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lol, why does bunny have three fingers on his left hand, and four on his right?  whatever happened to four-lettered love?  :lol:





'hat' just wouldnt have had the same impact as hate


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10565683 - 06/24/09 04:01 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe he luvs hats?


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: M.Reynolds]
    #10569484 - 06/25/09 07:25 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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“The bottom line, though, is I am sure there will be a lot of legalistic explanations pointing out that the president lied under oath. His situation was not under oath. The bottom line, though, is he still lied. He lied under a different oath, and that is the oath to his wife. So it’s got to be taken very, very seriously.” [Sanford on Livingston, CNN, 12/18/98]

“We ought to ask questions…rather than circle the wagons for one of our tribe.” [Sanford on how the GOP reacts to affairs, New York Post, 12/20/98]

“I think it would be much better for the country and for him personally (to resign). I come from the business side. If you had a chairman or president in the business world facing these allegations, he’d be gone.” [Sanford on Clinton, The Post and Courier, 9/12/98]

“The issue of lying is probably the biggest harm, if you will, to the system of Democratic government, representatives government, because it undermines trust. And if you undermine trust in our system, you undermine everything.” [Sanford on Clinton, CNN, 2/16/99]

he was a proud member of the Family Research Council's Values Voters Summit 2009





:rofl:

Still, though, I'd like to see a picture of his mistress... anybody seen her?


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: pothead_bob]
    #10602820 - 07/01/09 10:43 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I was thinking today, if anything, this whole experience only strenthens Gov. Sanford's position to run for president..........

He already has experience in foreign affairs.


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: M.Reynolds]
    #10604289 - 07/01/09 03:25 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:hi5:


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: pothead_bob]
    #10604644 - 07/01/09 04:21 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Still, though, I'd like to see a picture of his mistress... anybody seen her?







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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #10604810 - 07/01/09 04:49 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

It is pretty hilarious that Rush Limbaugh shifted the blame for Sanford's indiscretions onto Obama's stimulus bill, and then gay marriage. I seriously thought I was reading an Onion article, but alas, that is the current state of political discourse in this country.


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: THC Titan]
    #10606475 - 07/01/09 10:04 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Ha, turns out the gay marriage thing was indeed satire, and Poe's Law reigns supreme.


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Re: I've lost my Governor! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #10608240 - 07/02/09 06:54 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Got one in a bikini?


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