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 Recently dead celebrity joke thread. 
#10585999 - 06/28/09 12:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I know some might consider it in bad taste but.....
So Farrah Fawcett goes to heaven and god gives here one wish. She thinks about it for awhile and says " I wish that all the children in the world would be safe and happy."
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Tedwilto said:
This economy is really getting bad. Even the Jackson five had to lay a member off.
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Gumby said:
Since Michael Jackson was 80% plastic, his family decided to have him melted down and recycled into a slide so that little kids can still go down on him.
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Edited by trekie (06/28/09 12:10 PM)
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 Tedwilto
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 Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: trekie]
#10586011 - 06/28/09 12:10 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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It is suspected Michael Jackson died of an allergic reaction. Traces of five year old nuts were found in his mouth.
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Tedwilto]
#10586022 - 06/28/09 12:12 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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WOW dont talk bad about Jackson, if I could, Id smack each and every one of you
its too soon, the jokes are already old even though they were made yesterday, and there is a life involved in this? actually this time
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Morgenstern]
#10586035 - 06/28/09 12:15 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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MJ was also caught having a stroke in the childrens ward.. At the time they were listening to the song Beat It.
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Morgenstern]
#10586047 - 06/28/09 12:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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MJ was also caught having a stroke in the childrens ward.. At the time they were listening to the song Beat It.
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Mataspore said:
WOW dont talk bad about Jackson, if I could, Id smack each and every one of you
its too soon, the jokes are already old even though they were made yesterday, and there is a life involved in this? actually this time
He's a child rapist. and whos life is involved not his because he's fucking dead
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: trekie]
#10586067 - 06/28/09 12:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't believe he raped children. I actually looked into Michael Jackson's life following the trial and I actually feel for the guy. Only tools of the media would spout all of that negative crap.
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: trekie]
#10586071 - 06/28/09 12:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, in their own different ways, helped young boys masturbate for years!
What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children? The Jackson 4.
Upon hearing the news of Michael Jacksons death, Jesus went to wait for him at the pearly gates.
When Michael arrived, Jesus grabbed him, dangled him over the edge of a cloud & screamed, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE CUNT!??"
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Tedwilto]
#10586089 - 06/28/09 12:26 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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 Ted man you make me laugh. Seriously people lighten the fuck up. Im trying to come up with a good Billy Mays joke. I like to offend people.
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: trekie]
#10586113 - 06/28/09 12:30 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fact not joke, I can now dance better than Michael Jackson.
I also like to offend people. 
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Tedwilto]
#10586120 - 06/28/09 12:32 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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teehee, I dont mean to start a fight, but Im going to accuse you of believing everything the media has to say trekie.
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Morgenstern]
#10586125 - 06/28/09 12:33 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Its not that i believe he raped kids, its just that the jokes are a lot more funny if he did.
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Morgenstern]
#10586150 - 06/28/09 12:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah I don't read most mainstream media or watch news because its all shit. I read Z mag BBC AL jazeera, France 24 , NY times, then from my own opinions . So if I agree with one thing they say does not make me a media zombie.
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Edited by trekie (06/28/09 12:37 PM)
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Morgenstern]
#10586181 - 06/28/09 12:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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yah fuckin right.. too soon.. its called the internet. theres never such a thing as respect except whilst reffering TO the internet.
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: trekie]
#10586217 - 06/28/09 12:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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AP News
just this week Michael Jackson died. He was 50yo. Michael
suffered a cardiac arrest earlier that afternoon, apparently
his heart was into touching little boys too
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#10586258 - 06/28/09 12:58 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#10586261 - 06/28/09 12:59 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Seriously people lighten the fuck up. Im trying to come up with a good Billy Mays joke. I like to offend people.
I usually don't care, but in Jackon's case, those kinds of jokes are what made him turn to prescription drugs, plastic surgery, and whatever else, and live a life of constant anxiety. You people love to pounce on celebrity gossip like a pack of vultures and it disgusts me, it's such a lowly pursuit, such a waste of time when the average American male only has roughly 651,481 hours to live. That is why I say some of you are tools of the media. What scares me the most is that this is what you want from our news! Really?! If they aired real informative pieces you wouldn't watch, and because of that the government and corporations can take advantage of us, all because of our own idiocy. We'd rather hear about American Idol than how our government is trampling all over the constitution.
Edited by iamconfused (06/28/09 01:00 PM)
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: iamconfused]
#10586298 - 06/28/09 01:07 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wow so I wanted just a light hearted thread for fun but some people just get on there fucking soap box. give it a fucking rest
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: iamconfused]
#10586303 - 06/28/09 01:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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If they were such tools of media would they be saying such things?
The media has completely forgotten any notion of negativity about the man, and has devoted days to sucking his dick,
I CANT HEAR ABOUT FUCKING ANYTHING BUT HIM.
so really, they are going exactly against the medias will.
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: twighead]
#10586321 - 06/28/09 01:11 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wow so I wanted just a light hearted thread for fun but some people just get on there fucking soap box. give it a fucking rest
I have a foghorn, too. I'll use it if I have to, fuckers!
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Re: Recently dead celebrity joke thread. [Re: iamconfused]
#10586325 - 06/28/09 01:12 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Seriously people lighten the fuck up. Im trying to come up with a good Billy Mays joke. I like to offend people.
I usually don't care, but in Jackon's case, those kinds of jokes are what made him turn to prescription drugs, plastic surgery, and whatever else, and live a life of constant anxiety. You people love to pounce on celebrity gossip like a pack of vultures and it disgusts me, it's such a lowly pursuit, such a waste of time when the average American male only has roughly 651,481 hours to live. That is why I say some of you are tools of the media. What scares me the most is that this is what you want from our news! Really?! If they aired real informative pieces you wouldn't watch, and because of that the government and corporations can take advantage of us, all because of our own idiocy. We'd rather hear about American Idol than how our government is trampling all over the constitution.
No, what turned him to prescription drugs was addiction, and his inability to cope with the pop star life that was created around him. He retreated into himself, and even became demented enough to no longer be able to distinct right from wrong. He didn't have much of a childhood, so he became to enthralled with children to try to almost win back what his parents didn't allow time for him to have in his rising carrier. As an adult his fasination with children most likey bacame warped with his feelings of sexuality, so both became one and the same.
If i had a blow up doll dressed like a cub scout found in my room, chances are i was fucking it. don't tell me he wasn't demented as fuck at that point.
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