Home | Community | Message Board

Magic-Mushrooms-Shop.com
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   MagicBag.co All-In-One Bags That Don't Suck   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   OlympusMyco.com No Unicorns Here—Just Quality Bags That Work   Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures   Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale   North Spore Bulk Substrate

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]
Some of these posts are very old and might contain outdated information. You may wish to search for newer posts instead.
Offlinewikidfungus
Stranger
Registered: 06/17/09
Posts: 87
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
to noobs
    #10576236 - 06/26/09 11:25 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

quit making things harder then they are, the cultivation of Ps. cubensis is simple, you don't need super automated self breathing automatic mush picking lazer guided mold zapper deluxes to grow a mushroom,

you need shit, spore,gran, and straw or coir. that's it, then stuff into a microclimate:




MOST IMPORTANTLY

relax,

be calm

and USE THE F(*&('ing SEARCH ENGINE

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSampaJasli
Stranger
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/09/07
Posts: 1,396
Loc: Canada Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
Re: to noobs [Re: wikidfungus]
    #10576271 - 06/26/09 11:32 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

holy crap, those fruits look intense.
they're so bluuuue!


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleStarrider
Padawan


Registered: 11/09/08
Posts: 499
Loc: Between here and there
Re: to noobs [Re: SampaJasli]
    #10576427 - 06/26/09 12:03 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Nice Penis.....:rockon::rockon::rockon::rockon::super:


--------------------

"If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man at it is, infinite."

William Blake


Anything that I write is for fun only. I am creating fiction for the pleasure of my readers.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEpilson Lyrae
Armed with hammers
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/07/09
Posts: 5,561
Loc: Woody Creek
Re: to noobs [Re: Starrider]
    #10576444 - 06/26/09 12:08 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I was sooo tired of replacing the batteries in my lazer guided mold zapper anyway!!!!!:rofl2:


--------------------
"Freedom is something that dies unless it's used." H.T.
I've come to believe that the heart is the filter of the enlightened mind. Epilson Lyrae

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineScucci
Stranger
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/14/09
Posts: 194
Loc: Somewhere in Tennessee
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
Re: to noobs [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
    #10576531 - 06/26/09 12:28 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

While we're at it... can we not get any threads that say "check out my grow" or "how does this look" and then have threads with NO PICTURES... how the hell are we supposed to know how it looks when there's no pictures. If you don't have a camera, at least get some construction paper and crayons and draw something.

Just wanted to make a request of new people while this was still up... you know, strike while the iron's hot...


--------------------
"Contemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen, and then say 'what should be the reward of such sacrifices?' Bid us and our posterity bow the knee, supplicate the friendship and plough, and sow, and reap, to glut the avarice of the men who have let loose on us the dogs of war to riot in our blood and hunt us from the face of the earth? If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom - go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!" - Samuel Adams; Speech at the State House, Philadelphia, August 1, 1776

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCyber
Ash
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/14/04
Posts: 1,476
Loc: Dearborn Michigan
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
Re: to noobs [Re: Scucci]
    #10576549 - 06/26/09 12:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

How about getting rid of the "Do you think this will work?" threads. That question has been asked over 2000 times and 90% of the time the answer is "No it will not work"

The most memorable was one where the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. :lol:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletrekie
Metal man
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 11,085
Loc: Larger cities Flag
Re: to noobs [Re: Cyber]
    #10576698 - 06/26/09 01:07 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cyber said:

The most memorable was one where the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. :lol:



Hmmm well did it work I can just see some guy collecting his own poo then trying to  noc it up with a syringe.


--------------------
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDoc_T
Random Dude
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado Flag
Re: to noobs [Re: Cyber]
    #10576755 - 06/26/09 01:17 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cyber said:
the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. :lol:




Vegetarian?


Quote:

Cyber said:
How about getting rid of the "Do you think this will work?" threads. That question has been asked over 2000 times and 90% of the time the answer is "No it will not work"




99%, maybe higher.


--------------------
You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinebootedboy
SpaceCowboy
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/30/08
Posts: 1,381
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
Re: to noobs [Re: trekie]
    #10576771 - 06/26/09 01:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

This post is hilarious, but growing can be difficult. Not to say that getting a few mushrooms is hard but stepping up to bulk and isolating genetics is no pf cake walk. Damn, I just broke my super automated self breathing automatic mush picking lazer guided super deluxe.:rofl2:


--------------------
Ask me about ARX!!!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDoc_T
Random Dude
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado Flag
Re: to noobs [Re: bootedboy]
    #10576775 - 06/26/09 01:23 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I really would like a laser-guided mold spore zapper.


--------------------
You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleprismism
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 5,570
Re: to noobs [Re: wikidfungus]
    #10576782 - 06/26/09 01:24 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I LOVE SEEING PHOTOGRAPHS OF JARS AND BAGS. THEY ARE SO COOL TO LOOK AT.


--------------------
ephemeral anomalous

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCyber
Ash
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/14/04
Posts: 1,476
Loc: Dearborn Michigan
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
Re: to noobs [Re: Doc_T]
    #10576823 - 06/26/09 01:31 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
Quote:

Cyber said:
the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. :lol:




Vegetarian?





Yes Vegetarian sorry, That is what I get for taking the spell checker default and being in a hurry. :lol:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineblazeup420
?got issues?

Registered: 04/30/09
Posts: 133
Last seen: 14 years, 5 months
Re: to noobs [Re: prismism]
    #10576828 - 06/26/09 01:32 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

i cant even grow contams for some reason my jars just wont grow anything i have no clue why...so i got my spores replaced and im tryin to buy presterilized jars...


--------------------
:snort: I :oc80mg: LOVE :volcano: MY :bestbud: DRUGS :meff:

                                                        :paranoid:
                          :needdrugs:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleprismism
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 5,570
Re: to noobs [Re: blazeup420]
    #10576837 - 06/26/09 01:35 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

presterilized jars FORTHELOSS.


--------------------
ephemeral anomalous

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibletrekie
Metal man
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 11,085
Loc: Larger cities Flag
Re: to noobs [Re: blazeup420]
    #10576847 - 06/26/09 01:36 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

blazeup420 said:
i cant even grow contams for some reason my jars just wont grow anything i have no clue why...so i got my spores replaced and im tryin to buy presterilized jars...



:thumbdown:
:esrbnoob:
did you even read the thread?


--------------------
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineBrandNewbie
Captain
Male


Registered: 05/21/08
Posts: 2,932
Loc: U.S.A.
Last seen: 5 years, 7 months
Re: to noobs [Re: trekie]
    #10576963 - 06/26/09 01:58 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

(I really NEED a laser guided thingy-ma-bob!)


--------------------
Question: Why do women wear make-up and perfume? 
Answer: Because they're ugly and they stink.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDoc_T
Random Dude
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado Flag
Re: to noobs [Re: Cyber]
    #10577329 - 06/26/09 03:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cyber said:
Quote:

Doc_T said:
Quote:

Cyber said:
the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. :lol:




Vegetarian?





Yes Vegetarian sorry, That is what I get for taking the spell checker default and being in a hurry. :lol:




He could be both. :shrug:
I know a veterinarian who is a veteran.


--------------------
You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineblazeup420
?got issues?

Registered: 04/30/09
Posts: 133
Last seen: 14 years, 5 months
Re: to noobs [Re: trekie]
    #10592246 - 06/29/09 12:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Quote:

blazeup420 said:
i cant even grow contams for some reason my jars just wont grow anything i have no clue why...so i got my spores replaced and im tryin to buy presterilized jars...



:thumbdown:
:esrbnoob:
did you even read the thread?





fuck you the pf tek isnt like fucking rocket science and im not fucking retarded there is obviously an issue its not hard to measure vermiculite and brf and water...and one of the jars got a bb sized piece of myc. now it stopped though...i am a noob but im not fuckin stupid...so you can just suck a fat one...:ass2mouth:


--------------------
:snort: I :oc80mg: LOVE :volcano: MY :bestbud: DRUGS :meff:

                                                        :paranoid:
                          :needdrugs:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinemedsn
Natural Born Farmer


Registered: 06/11/09
Posts: 279
Loc: Club Tropicana, UK Flag
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
Re: to noobs [Re: blazeup420]
    #10592254 - 06/29/09 12:46 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Fun guy


--------------------
My job makes me unhappy but that's alright because
when I get home I get in my spaceship and she
tells me everything is going to be OK.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleLateForTheFuture
Old Hand
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 845
Re: to noobs [Re: wikidfungus]
    #10592363 - 06/29/09 01:10 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:


you need shit, spore,gran, and straw or coir. that's it, then stuff into a microclimate




While I totally see where your coming from, OP, you make a very VAGUE point - what are the parameters for the microclimate, what kind of spores and how do you use them (from print or from syringe?), what kind of shit, how much shit, and how do you pasteurize it (or sterilize it)? Straw and coir in what quantities? WHAT is coir? Where can I obtain Straw? These are normal, obvious questions a "noob" will have, and we're not playing video games - this is a community of people who are here to help, and its  a forum for a reason. Sometimes "noobs" can't properly USE a search engine, but it does bring to question how the hell they found this site in the first place.

Of course, I agree that these questions are not only answered by experience, but also the search engine, but its not something to get worked up about when people are asking these questions. There was a time, back in '03, when I probably asked some stupid questions too. It's all about the learning process... If everyone here sticks with this "royal" attitude, spreading this culture is going to be completely impossible.

OP >>> Like you said, relax, be calm...

and like I say, help others, and good karma will come your way.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinechronosync
kicked the habit. shed my skin.

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 692
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: to noobs [Re: LateForTheFuture]
    #10592512 - 06/29/09 01:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

@ OP *wikidfungus*

why are those PE caps dark blue? ive never seen that before. they dont look poisonous or anything but they look f**ng MEAN. are they super pote? they look awesome. SICK!
can you explain why they look like that?

and yeah growing is retarded easy. at least on the basic level.

attention to detail, follow the teks, dont skimp on tools and supplies, patience, dont try to reinvent the wheel, take your time, be methodical, etc, and you will get something good.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMystagogue
Mad Scientist
Male


Registered: 05/30/09
Posts: 93
Loc: Western US
Last seen: 13 years, 11 months
Re: to noobs [Re: LateForTheFuture]
    #10592517 - 06/29/09 01:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I guess you guys don't remember what it was like to be new, to be full of questions and needing support from those more experienced than yourself. I see some of the same people posting in almost every noob's thread, and they seem like they are only there to take a shit on the threads and rarely ever have anything positive to say.

Maybe some of you guys should reevaluate your motivations for being part of the Shroomery community. Seriously.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinechronosync
kicked the habit. shed my skin.

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 692
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: to noobs [Re: Mystagogue]
    #10592597 - 06/29/09 01:59 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mystagogue said:
I guess you guys don't remember what it was like to be new, to be full of questions and needing support from those more experienced than yourself. I see some of the same people posting in almost every noob's thread, and they seem like they are only there to take a shit on the threads and rarely ever have anything positive to say.

Maybe some of you guys should reevaluate your motivations for being part of the Shroomery community. Seriously.





yeah its true i see alot of high and mighty around here. sometimes i even delete my posts because i think i might be attacked. you know, if i dont word something right.... or something.. or mabey im asking a stupid question.
i dont need that.

but yeah seriously. why be a dick about something thats supposed to bring joy and understanding?

i am a noob and i am TRYING to learn. but i also try to be respectful and not ask unnecessary questions. some kids get on here and want answers and immediate gratification, its tough for people who have paid the dues and worked hard, to just hand out info and do leg work for people who wont understand it anyways.

ive heard that the old world italian glassblowers would chop your hands off if you ever taught someone the craft who was out of the circle.

hmmm....

thumbprint anyone?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDoc_T
Random Dude
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado Flag
Re: to noobs [Re: chronosync]
    #10592737 - 06/29/09 02:24 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Right. It's one thing to ask an intelligent question on a topic that confuses you. Lay out the issues, maybe link to two or three different opinions. Even if it's a question that all the old hands can answer automatically, you've done your part. But when somebody comes on and asks "where can I buy coir?" then they get some derision.

Maybe we all could be nicer, I don't know. Seems ok to me.


--------------------
You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCyber
Ash
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/14/04
Posts: 1,476
Loc: Dearborn Michigan
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
Re: to noobs [Re: chronosync]
    #10592754 - 06/29/09 02:29 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

chronosync said:
yeah its true i see alot of high and mighty around here. sometimes i even delete my posts because i think i might be attacked. you know, if i dont word something right.... or something.. or mabey im asking a stupid question.
i dont need that.

but yeah seriously. why be a dick about something thats supposed to bring joy and understanding?

i am a noob and i am TRYING to learn. but i also try to be respectful and not ask unnecessary questions. some kids get on here and want answers and immediate gratification, its tough for people who have paid the dues and worked hard, to just hand out info and do leg work for people who wont understand it anyways.





Ill agree, there are some that get on there high horse and belittle others for questions that should just be answered. I always try to give the best answer and I like to think that it shows from my posts and my ratings. But some times the question is just so uninformed that it is a joke.

Try doing a search on "Will this work" and "Do you think this will work" I am amazed at the number of times that question has been asked by people who do not even understand the basics. Add to that the people who want to know how to grow bulk but do not even understand the terms that they would need to know to have it explained to them. chronosync, I commend you for reading and searching out the answers but some dont.

Normaly, when I see a question like the ones I have brought up I simple move on. No need to reply and cause a stink. It gives me more time to reply to the people who have read and asked a good question in my mind. :wink:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNifflerz
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 56,007
Loc: I’M A TART Flag
Last seen: 1 hour, 11 minutes
Re: to noobs [Re: chronosync]
    #10592756 - 06/29/09 02:29 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I'm just another inferior "noob", but one would think that a forum titled "MUSHROOM CULTIVATION" would be a place where one could go to get guidance on, you know -- growing mushrooms.

I've spent countless hours using the search engine. There's great, great stuff there. No doubt. But sometimes you still got questions that you'd like to pose that aren't exactly answered crystal clearly through the search feature. I'm on my first individual grow as we speak and after 3 weeks since I put together my casings -- it doesn't look good. I'll probably fail since my myc that has reached the substrate surface is turning a greenish-blue now. But I already pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I'm just going to have to keep going through the failures and then readjusting on the next grow until I reach a breakthrough because noob questions aren't really welcomed here.


--------------------
:niffla:

PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
THE PRODIGAL SON
TRY ME BITCH

I LIKE WATCHING TUDDIES
I LIKE DB COOPER
I DON’T LIKE THE MOON LANDING

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMystagogue
Mad Scientist
Male


Registered: 05/30/09
Posts: 93
Loc: Western US
Last seen: 13 years, 11 months
Re: to noobs [Re: Nifflerz]
    #10592773 - 06/29/09 02:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

What I don't understand is why the moderators here tolerate people belittling other users for asking simple questions, or for posting pictures of their first grow, or other similar things.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePsuper
Psilocybin

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 2,878
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 1 month, 1 day
Re: to noobs [Re: Mystagogue]
    #10592820 - 06/29/09 02:44 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mystagogue said:
What I don't understand is why the moderators here tolerate people belittling other users for asking simple questions, or for posting pictures of their first grow, or other similar things.





They ban people who have it coming.


--------------------
Clinical Management of High Dose Psilocybin Sessions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbHOTIqjZLk

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRoseM
Devil's Advocate
Female User Gallery


Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 22,530
Loc: Mod not God Flag
Last seen: 7 days, 6 hours
Trusted Cultivator
Re: to noobs [Re: Nifflerz]
    #10592837 - 06/29/09 02:47 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
I'm just another inferior "noob", but one would think that a forum titled "MUSHROOM CULTIVATION" would be a place where one could go to get guidance on, you know -- growing mushrooms.

I've spent countless hours using the search engine. There's great, great stuff there. No doubt. But sometimes you still got questions that you'd like to pose that aren't exactly answered crystal clearly through the search feature. I'm on my first individual grow as we speak and after 3 weeks since I put together my casings -- it doesn't look good. I'll probably fail since my myc that has reached the substrate surface is turning a greenish-blue now. But I already pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I'm just going to have to keep going through the failures and then readjusting on the next grow until I reach a breakthrough because noob questions aren't really welcomed here.




It is just how things go here.

Most people here in this forum are new, or they have a couple successful grows under their belt, and whatever worked for them (right or wrong) is what they're going to preach.

The few old timers that still use this forum have helped a LOT of noobs and tend to get bored answering the same questions over and over... especially when there is a FAQ and a Search feature.

Fact is, most n00bs ask for help, but they do very little in return for this community.

The quickest way to shake your n00b label is to participate, help out and show a willingness to learn from your mistakes.

We don't make it easy for newbs because we don't want this forum filled with people who lack the patience to research and learn this hobby. This hobby requires a great deal of personal responsibility... and posting sound advice in this forum requires a certain finesse with words.


--------------------
Fiddlesticks.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTime Ed
Mycolover
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 504
Loc: lost in Spaceeeee
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
Re: to noobs [Re: Rose]
    #10592886 - 06/29/09 03:01 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

One thing to remember is we were all noobs at one point right? I am a noob and have had a nice continuous experience growing with a lot of help from the shroomery. One thing I noticed though is that all my questions were asked already. Stick to the basics as a noob and follow the tek to the t don't try changing anything and a little COMMON SENSE goes a long way



--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinechronosync
kicked the habit. shed my skin.

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 692
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: to noobs [Re: Cyber]
    #10592907 - 06/29/09 03:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:



Try doing a search on "Will this work" and "Do you think this will work" I am amazed at the number of times that question has been asked by people who do not even understand the basics. Add to that the people who want to know how to grow bulk but do not even understand the terms that they would need to know to have it explained to them. chronosync, I commend you for reading and searching out the answers but some dont.





THANK YOU CYBER

to the "noobs" who dont like getting flamed:

(i admit, and i am in the same boat, things can be confusing on this board, there are many conflicting opinions and SO many different ways to do stuff, and then people will tell you to follow *insert random tek* exactly....it can be overwhelming and mabey your not sure about what to do. then ask.)

HOWEVER.

there is a glossary here, use it. learn the correct terms, get some basic knowledge, do some homework, people will respect you more for it.

e.g. dont refer to bulk spawn runs that have no casing as "casings" etc...

-peace

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineGetHyphae
Stranger


Registered: 12/11/08
Posts: 212
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
Re: to noobs [Re: wikidfungus]
    #10592919 - 06/29/09 03:10 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

wikidfungus said:


you need shit, spore,gran, and straw or coir. that's it, then stuff into a microclimate





I would also add a pressure cooker, and non-lazy sterile techniques

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleJitsu
JKD Love
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 1,073
Re: to noobs [Re: wikidfungus]
    #10593013 - 06/29/09 03:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

wikidfungus said:
quit making things harder then they are, the cultivation of Ps. cubensis is simple, you don't need super automated self breathing automatic mush picking lazer guided mold zapper deluxes to grow a mushroom,

you need shit, spore,gran, and straw or coir. that's it, then stuff into a microclimate:




MOST IMPORTANTLY

relax,

be calm

and USE THE F(*&('ing SEARCH ENGINE





What the hell is the point of this post? This is the most disrespectful post i've seen in a while. If you're tired of noobs stop coming to this forum. This forum is for everyone not just assholes who think they're elitist.


--------------------
Do not deny the classical approach, simply as a reaction, or you will have created another pattern and trapped yourself there.

How I get my Pinsets
The Capabilities Of A Shotgun FC

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRoseM
Devil's Advocate
Female User Gallery


Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 22,530
Loc: Mod not God Flag
Last seen: 7 days, 6 hours
Trusted Cultivator
Re: to noobs [Re: Jitsu]
    #10593046 - 06/29/09 03:41 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jitsu said:
What the hell is the point of this post? This is the most disrespectful post i've seen in a while. If you're tired of noobs stop coming to this forum. This forum is for everyone not just assholes who think they're elitist.




Wow. It is amazing how you can tell what wiki was thinking. How'd you do that?

If his was the most disrespectful post you've seen in a while, you have been frequenting the wrong forums... and ignoring your own posts.


--------------------
Fiddlesticks.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleJitsu
JKD Love
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 1,073
Re: to noobs [Re: Rose]
    #10593122 - 06/29/09 03:59 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cervantes said:
Quote:

Jitsu said:
What the hell is the point of this post? This is the most disrespectful post i've seen in a while. If you're tired of noobs stop coming to this forum. This forum is for everyone not just assholes who think they're elitist.




Wow. It is amazing how you can tell what wiki was thinking. How'd you do that?

If his was the most disrespectful post you've seen in a while, you have been frequenting the wrong forums... and ignoring your own posts.






Sorry, did I miss something in his post? the last time I remember someone making a pointless post poking fun at noobs for being noobs it was jeetered and he's been banned for a while.

I don't go out of my way to personally disrespect someone for no reason. I just tell it like it is. If you think my posts are disrespectful you have been taking them the wrong way for quite a while.

I was a noob here once as well. Now i'm not and I help the people I can without reprimanding them about a search engine. You find more of "UTFSE" than actual information when you actually USE the search engine.


--------------------
Do not deny the classical approach, simply as a reaction, or you will have created another pattern and trapped yourself there.

How I get my Pinsets
The Capabilities Of A Shotgun FC

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNunbuh_Chrubble
I'm just a kittycat
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 3,534
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
Re: to noobs [Re: Rose]
    #10593144 - 06/29/09 04:03 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I think the biggest problems are these:

1) Some vocab gets tossed around (casing, spawn, etc) and then people who don't know what they're talking about start using it incorrectly and then give others advice using incorrect language. It's a vicious noobtastic cycle.

2) People try to start learning the teks first without learning the basics of the mushroom life cycle and the needs of the fungus in the various stages. They spend way too much energy learning the specifics without understanding the general. Once you understand the general, you can easily modify teks to suit your needs.

3) This hobby is trying to take what can be a highly technical thing and turn it into something that can be understood by the lay person. Sometimes things get lost in the process. If a person isn't willing to learn some technical terminology and a little bit of biology/science. Plus, when people try to dumb down certain things they end up giving bad advice.


--------------------


"This day is a lover..."

~Rumi

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRoseM
Devil's Advocate
Female User Gallery


Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 22,530
Loc: Mod not God Flag
Last seen: 7 days, 6 hours
Trusted Cultivator
Re: to noobs [Re: Jitsu]
    #10593154 - 06/29/09 04:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

You were harsh enough with your last post to be at risk of banishment yourself.

And you were harsh to a person with 6 posts.

Sure, he may be a puppet, but you have no access to a puppet tracker. You flamed him on a hunch.

Helluva' way to treat a n00b.

:smirk:

There are better ways to call, "Puppet".


--------------------
Fiddlesticks.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleJitsu
JKD Love
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 1,073
Re: to noobs [Re: Rose]
    #10593180 - 06/29/09 04:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cervantes said:
You were harsh enough with your last post to be at risk of banishment yourself.

And you were harsh to a person with 6 posts.

Sure, he may be a puppet, but you have no access to a puppet tracker. You flamed him on a hunch.

Helluva' way to treat a n00b.

:smirk:

There are better ways to call, "Puppet".





I'm not quite sure what you are talking about but I do agree I was pretty harsh in my first post so I apologize for the vulgarity.


--------------------
Do not deny the classical approach, simply as a reaction, or you will have created another pattern and trapped yourself there.

How I get my Pinsets
The Capabilities Of A Shotgun FC

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMelusina
Male
Registered: 03/19/09
Posts: 426
Re: to noobs [Re: wikidfungus]
    #10593345 - 06/29/09 04:49 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

wikidfungus said:
quit making things harder then they are, the cultivation of Ps. cubensis is simple, you don't need super automated self breathing automatic mush picking lazer guided mold zapper deluxes to grow a mushroom,

you need shit, spore,gran, and straw or coir. that's it, then stuff into a microclimate:




MOST IMPORTANTLY

relax,

be calm

and USE THE F(*&('ing SEARCH ENGINE




You know what pisses me off? People who can't fucking cook. They call over here all the fucking time asking me how to do this or that, or they come right at dinner "accidentally" because they know I'll have some extra for them.

All you need to cook is a pot, a stove, and some food. Put the food in the pot, put the pot on the stove, cook it til its done.

Anyone who has any questions, like "how do I know when it's done?" or "what type of pot?" or "at what temperature do I set the stove (this one is particularly innovative-I didn't even have to tell them to turn on the stove!)" is obviously an idiot and not worth my time.

Same thing with the kids I used to teach piano to. For Christ's sake, you just hit the right key at the right moment!

Starting out is hard, man. Especially once you've sunk your money into something, and you have people telling you to relax on one side, and on the other, they're telling you to be super duper careful and not let a single particle of air make it's way in or you'll ruin everything and waste all your time and money.

Yes, the best way to learn is just to dive in with both feet and start doing it. I've been wanting to start bulk grows, but with the contam problems I get with just cakes, living in a sub-tropical area, I'm terrified.

It is WAY more difficult to find a step by step guide for bulk grows-one written from start to finish,with every step including the no-brainers, like the PF Tek is.

When you do, you realize you are talking about sinking hundreds of dollars more into this "hobby;" If you are not selling, you're not making that money back, and it gets expensive REALLY fast.

It's really cool that you have found an easy, simple way to do it with few problems. It would be VERY helpful to see your tek written out in an extensive, detailed way to help those with less experience. It would help spread the cultivation (and ultimately the use) of psilocybe mushrooms. Knowledgeable, experienced people like you are just what this mush cultivation needs to keep it alive and running!

Edited by Melusina (06/29/09 10:35 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineistandalone
the clit commander
Male


Registered: 04/30/09
Posts: 2,997
Loc: somewhere in southern VT
Last seen: 1 year, 6 months
Re: to noobs [Re: LateForTheFuture]
    #10593409 - 06/29/09 05:02 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

this is great. the OP is bitching about noobs, but check out his join date. dude's just as much of a newb as the rest of us newbs.

IMHO unless your a mod or a tc/ti you should not be allowed to make a thread that's regarding what not to do.


--------------------
Now he's Johnny Hammersticks hammerin' away like he's friggin' Tommy Noble

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNunbuh_Chrubble
I'm just a kittycat
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 3,534
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
Re: to noobs [Re: istandalone]
    #10593445 - 06/29/09 05:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

It is WAY more difficult to find a step by step guide for bulk grows-one written from start to finish,with every step including the no-brainers, like the PF Tek is.




Actually it's not, it's just that people get so hung up on the specifics (ex. "omg, I can't find pearled barley in my town, can I still do this tek?!" or "should I use 15% gypsum or %10 gypsum and how do I know when it's 10%?") that they freak themselves out.

I think the shroomery needs to make a wiki...


--------------------


"This day is a lover..."

~Rumi

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetajmahal420
Stranger than some....

Registered: 05/23/09
Posts: 533
Last seen: 2 years, 4 months
Re: to noobs [Re: istandalone]
    #10593464 - 06/29/09 05:14 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

The date joined doesn't determine experience.  I haven't been a member here for long, and I've been growing on and off for 12 years.  And I'm still learning, too.

Kind of a pointless thread, anyway.  I vote lock.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleCH HELL
Brain Sturgeon
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 6,610
Loc: mars Flag
Trusted Cultivator
Re: to noobs [Re: tajmahal420]
    #10593540 - 06/29/09 05:30 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Let this thread die.  I don't think the OP was trying to offend anyone,  he was just saying it can be done and not to worry to the newbies. 
I run a website and this type of thread is upsetting to the mods/admin just let it die.
I my not be a TC but I am here almost everyday trying to help,  but it is easy to point someone in the right direction.
:peace: :heart:
CH

Edited by CH HELL (06/29/09 05:31 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineElderlyone
That guy.
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 06/08/09
Posts: 222
Last seen: 1 year, 6 months
Re: to noobs [Re: CH HELL]
    #10593600 - 06/29/09 05:44 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

This is silly.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinechronosync
kicked the habit. shed my skin.

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 692
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: to noobs [Re: Elderlyone]
    #10594282 - 06/29/09 08:14 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

it has gotten silly

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNifflerz
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 56,007
Loc: I’M A TART Flag
Last seen: 1 hour, 11 minutes
Re: to noobs [Re: Melusina]
    #10595136 - 06/29/09 10:57 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Melusina said:
Quote:

wikidfungus said:
quit making things harder then they are, the cultivation of Ps. cubensis is simple, you don't need super automated self breathing automatic mush picking lazer guided mold zapper deluxes to grow a mushroom,

you need shit, spore,gran, and straw or coir. that's it, then stuff into a microclimate:




MOST IMPORTANTLY

relax,

be calm

and USE THE F(*&('ing SEARCH ENGINE




You know what pisses me off? People who can't fucking cook. They call over here all the fucking time asking me how to do this or that, or they come right at dinner "accidentally" because they know I'll have some extra for them.

All you need to cook is a pot, a stove, and some food. Put the food in the pot, put the pot on the stove, cook it til its done.

Anyone who has any questions, like "how do I know when it's done?" or "what type of pot?" or "at what temperature do I set the stove (this one is particularly innovative-I didn't even have to tell them to turn on the stove!)" is obviously an idiot and not worth my time.

Same thing with the kids I used to teach piano to. For Christ's sake, you just hit the right key at the right moment!

Starting out is hard, man. Especially once you've sunk your money into something, and you have people telling you to relax on one side, and on the other, they're telling you to be super duper careful and not let a single particle of air make it's way in or you'll ruin everything and waste all your time and money.

Yes, the best way to learn is just to dive in with both feet and start doing it. I've been wanting to start bulk grows, but with the contam problems I get with just cakes, living in a sub-tropical area, I'm terrified.

It is WAY more difficult to find a step by step guide for bulk grows-one written from start to finish,with every step including the no-brainers, like the PF Tek is.

When you do, you realize you are talking about sinking hundreds of dollars more into this "hobby;" If you are not selling, you're not making that money back, and it gets expensive REALLY fast.

It's really cool that you have found an easy, simple way to do it with few problems. It would be VERY helpful to see your tek written out in an extensive, detailed way to help those with less experience. It would help spread the cultivation (and ultimately the use) of psilocybe mushrooms. Knowledgeable, experienced people like you are just what this mush cultivation needs to keep it alive and running!




LOL! Nice.


--------------------
:niffla:

PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
THE PRODIGAL SON
TRY ME BITCH

I LIKE WATCHING TUDDIES
I LIKE DB COOPER
I DON’T LIKE THE MOON LANDING

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRogerRabbitM
Bans for Pleasure
Male User Gallery

Registered: 03/26/03
Posts: 42,214
Loc: Seattle
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Trusted Cultivator
OG Cultivator
Re: to noobs [Re: wikidfungus]
    #10595415 - 06/29/09 11:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has been closed.


Quote:

Mystagogue said:
What I don't understand is why the moderators here tolerate people belittling other users for asking simple questions, or for posting pictures of their first grow, or other similar things.




We don't.

There's already been a ban, two warnings and a cease the puppeteering PM out of this one thread alone.  The problem is none of us live here 24/7 to play police officer to assholes.

I'd much rather help noobs on their first few grows than to play adult to kids.  This thread needs to die.
RR

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]

Shop: Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   MagicBag.co All-In-One Bags That Don't Suck   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   OlympusMyco.com No Unicorns Here—Just Quality Bags That Work   Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures   Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale   North Spore Bulk Substrate


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* drying problems-freeze drying?
( 1 2 all )
GaNjAShRooM 10,369 23 07/16/23 01:34 PM
by Screwup
* Is casing really that much more difficult for a noob?
( 1 2 all )
TrippinSpinners 3,359 23 10/19/03 02:22 PM
by Tremor1127
* HELP! Perlite Problem??? shroomer9 9,543 4 11/20/01 01:47 PM
by FreakShow
* Urgent Ultrasonic Setup Help.. Pictures Included clarencerock 686 0 06/02/03 08:28 AM
by clarencerock
* My problem and how i solved it... kykeon 4,129 18 08/24/11 07:00 AM
by Fungus_monk
* help me, im a noob! ciscokid670 753 14 10/08/03 09:58 PM
by ShaMan1988
* good one for a noob? dank_master 470 10 04/09/03 09:04 PM
by Anonymous
* Condensation problems using tub in tub incubator Kichy 5,835 9 01/11/04 08:21 AM
by vermonster

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Shroomism, george castanza, RogerRabbit, veggie, mushboy, fahtster, LogicaL Chaos, 13shrooms, hamloaf, cronicr, Stipe-n Cap, Pastywhyte, bodhisatta, Tormato, Land Trout, A.k.a
3,047 topic views. 19 members, 66 guests and 28 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2025 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.042 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 12 queries.