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wikidfungus
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to noobs
#10576236 - 06/26/09 11:25 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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quit making things harder then they are, the cultivation of Ps. cubensis is simple, you don't need super automated self breathing automatic mush picking lazer guided mold zapper deluxes to grow a mushroom,
you need shit, spore,gran, and straw or coir. that's it, then stuff into a microclimate:

MOST IMPORTANTLY
relax,
be calm
and USE THE F(*&('ing SEARCH ENGINE
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SampaJasli
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holy crap, those fruits look intense. they're so bluuuue!
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I was sooo tired of replacing the batteries in my lazer guided mold zapper anyway!!!!!
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Scucci
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While we're at it... can we not get any threads that say "check out my grow" or "how does this look" and then have threads with NO PICTURES... how the hell are we supposed to know how it looks when there's no pictures. If you don't have a camera, at least get some construction paper and crayons and draw something.
Just wanted to make a request of new people while this was still up... you know, strike while the iron's hot...
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Cyber
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Re: to noobs [Re: Scucci]
#10576549 - 06/26/09 12:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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How about getting rid of the "Do you think this will work?" threads. That question has been asked over 2000 times and 90% of the time the answer is "No it will not work"
The most memorable was one where the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit.
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trekie
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Re: to noobs [Re: Cyber]
#10576698 - 06/26/09 01:07 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cyber said:
The most memorable was one where the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. 
Hmmm well did it work I can just see some guy collecting his own poo then trying to noc it up with a syringe.
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Doc_T
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Re: to noobs [Re: Cyber]
#10576755 - 06/26/09 01:17 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cyber said: the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. 
Vegetarian?
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Cyber said: How about getting rid of the "Do you think this will work?" threads. That question has been asked over 2000 times and 90% of the time the answer is "No it will not work"
99%, maybe higher.
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bootedboy
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Re: to noobs [Re: trekie]
#10576771 - 06/26/09 01:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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This post is hilarious, but growing can be difficult. Not to say that getting a few mushrooms is hard but stepping up to bulk and isolating genetics is no pf cake walk. Damn, I just broke my super automated self breathing automatic mush picking lazer guided super deluxe.
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Doc_T
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I really would like a laser-guided mold spore zapper.
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prismism



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I LOVE SEEING PHOTOGRAPHS OF JARS AND BAGS. THEY ARE SO COOL TO LOOK AT.
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Cyber
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Re: to noobs [Re: Doc_T]
#10576823 - 06/26/09 01:31 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
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Cyber said: the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. 
Vegetarian?
Yes Vegetarian sorry, That is what I get for taking the spell checker default and being in a hurry.
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blazeup420
?got issues?

Registered: 04/30/09
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i cant even grow contams for some reason my jars just wont grow anything i have no clue why...so i got my spores replaced and im tryin to buy presterilized jars...
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prismism



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presterilized jars FORTHELOSS.
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trekie
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Quote:
blazeup420 said: i cant even grow contams for some reason my jars just wont grow anything i have no clue why...so i got my spores replaced and im tryin to buy presterilized jars...
 did you even read the thread?
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BrandNewbie
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Re: to noobs [Re: trekie]
#10576963 - 06/26/09 01:58 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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(I really NEED a laser guided thingy-ma-bob!)
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Doc_T
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Re: to noobs [Re: Cyber]
#10577329 - 06/26/09 03:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cyber said:
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Doc_T said:
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Cyber said: the guy was a veterinarian and wanted to spawn mushrooms to his own shit. 
Vegetarian?
Yes Vegetarian sorry, That is what I get for taking the spell checker default and being in a hurry. 
He could be both.  I know a veterinarian who is a veteran.
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blazeup420
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Re: to noobs [Re: trekie]
#10592246 - 06/29/09 12:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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trekie said:
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blazeup420 said: i cant even grow contams for some reason my jars just wont grow anything i have no clue why...so i got my spores replaced and im tryin to buy presterilized jars...
 did you even read the thread?
fuck you the pf tek isnt like fucking rocket science and im not fucking retarded there is obviously an issue its not hard to measure vermiculite and brf and water...and one of the jars got a bb sized piece of myc. now it stopped though...i am a noob but im not fuckin stupid...so you can just suck a fat one...
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medsn
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LateForTheFuture
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you need shit, spore,gran, and straw or coir. that's it, then stuff into a microclimate
While I totally see where your coming from, OP, you make a very VAGUE point - what are the parameters for the microclimate, what kind of spores and how do you use them (from print or from syringe?), what kind of shit, how much shit, and how do you pasteurize it (or sterilize it)? Straw and coir in what quantities? WHAT is coir? Where can I obtain Straw? These are normal, obvious questions a "noob" will have, and we're not playing video games - this is a community of people who are here to help, and its a forum for a reason. Sometimes "noobs" can't properly USE a search engine, but it does bring to question how the hell they found this site in the first place.
Of course, I agree that these questions are not only answered by experience, but also the search engine, but its not something to get worked up about when people are asking these questions. There was a time, back in '03, when I probably asked some stupid questions too. It's all about the learning process... If everyone here sticks with this "royal" attitude, spreading this culture is going to be completely impossible.
OP >>> Like you said, relax, be calm...
and like I say, help others, and good karma will come your way.
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