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Offlinemikeisapro
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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: the bizzle]
    #10575233 - 06/26/09 04:35 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

This post is not funny at all- Mike the Pro.


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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: Mchaggis]
    #10575236 - 06/26/09 04:37 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

2 old guys talking and one says "A priest, rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar" Friend stops him right there and says "what the fuck kind of bar is that? old guy 1 says" Its a joke calm down" Old guy 2" The fuck it is thats some bullshit...
-T.C.

All I got to tired to think....


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Invisiblevisions

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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: Tcal]
    #10575254 - 06/26/09 04:51 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

:derfase:
:mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:
:derfase:


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InvisibleUnholyChild666
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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: TheHandOfDoom]
    #10575517 - 06/26/09 07:33 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

Satan's poop


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InvisibleThin White Duke
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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: DoseMeHomie]
    #10575528 - 06/26/09 07:41 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

GIMME DEM DER SHROOMS

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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #10575759 - 06/26/09 09:14 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

:hillbilly::redneck:

Is that Micheal Jackson in your avvy? You know, when he looked 'normal'


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!


There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: hpi]
    #10575790 - 06/26/09 09:24 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

If you don't know then you must not have the Thriller album.

Damn Canadians.


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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10575793 - 06/26/09 09:25 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

Why in the FUCK would I have a goddamn Micheal Jackson album? Why in the FUCK would I be listening to any of his music?


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!


There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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InvisibleUnholyChild666
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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: hpi]
    #10575800 - 06/26/09 09:27 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

*used to? Children s minds are pretty simple


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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: shadyy]
    #10575801 - 06/26/09 09:27 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

shadysteve said:






i didn't know we had a larry david gremlin! where the hell did you find that?


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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #10576435 - 06/26/09 12:06 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

blkjkrabbit said:
i used to jack it to jeri ryan on voyager. she has nice "AH-TAHS". i have contributed and expect the balance of 5 shroomies to be added to my account in a reasonable amount of time.


annnnnd GO!




i have fulfilled the OP's expectations. when can I expect justiccccceeeee

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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #10576483 - 06/26/09 12:15 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.  -Raoul Duke (Hunter S. Thompson)


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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: jenns_hot]
    #10576489 - 06/26/09 12:16 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

jenns_hot said:
Quote:

shadysteve said:






i didn't know we had a larry david gremlin! where the hell did you find that?







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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: FunGuy Psy]
    #10576506 - 06/26/09 12:21 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

Shroom ratings are something sacred that should be earned, not handed out like a drunk slut giving free handjobs - Tranquil Toad

(p.s, I want 5 shrooms :shiftyeyes: )

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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: Tranquil Toad]
    #10576662 - 06/26/09 12:59 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

From this page on only people who leave a quote or something similar will get a rating from me fuck people who can't follow a simple direction. MAKE IT UP if you gotta but make it like this :

NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THE TIME POLICE... YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE. - Time Police

Its as easy as that I just want something funny to read and to see whos who around these parts and meet some kewl fello shroomerites.
And try not to Hang out here in this thread, don't post multiple times its hard enough remembering who I rated already. If you want check in and read some funny shit tho that I hope the thread takes off.

Peace THOD
Aka The Hammer aka Tod Mackgillicutty aka Timothy Georgeton

Aka this guy :chillin:


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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: TheHandOfDoom]
    #10576685 - 06/26/09 01:04 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

Reagan that weirdo believed in astrology
Ronald Wilson Reagan
""Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don't interfere."
"So I have never seriously warned and said we must plan according to Armageddon"
As former White House Chief of Staff Don Regan later wrote in his memoirs:

Although I had never met this seer -- Mrs. Reagan passed along her prognostications to me after conferring with her on the telephone -- she had become such a factor in my work, and in the highest affairs of the nation, that at one point I kept a color-coded calendar on my desk (numerals highlighted in green ink for "good" days, red for "bad" days, yellow for "iffy" days) as an aid to remembering when it was propitious to move the president of the United States from one place to another, or schedule him to speak in public, or commence negotiations with a foreign power.
:president:


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Offlineelectrics
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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: trekie]
    #10576718 - 06/26/09 01:10 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

How about my favorite "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime" ....e


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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: shadyy]
    #10576740 - 06/26/09 01:14 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

mushrooms make you gay - hanky

Edited by RandomHero (06/26/09 01:28 PM)

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InvisibleM.Reynolds
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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: the bizzle]
    #10576748 - 06/26/09 01:15 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)



"You're pretty; I like to eat crayons!" Little Miss Perfect contestant. 


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Re: The 5 Shroom Thread [Re: TheHandOfDoom]
    #10576760 - 06/26/09 01:19 PM (15 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

TheHandOfDoom said:
From this page on only people who leave a quote or something similar will get a rating from me fuck people who can't follow a simple direction. MAKE IT UP if you gotta but make it like this :

NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THE TIME POLICE... YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE. - Time Police

Its as easy as that I just want something funny to read and to see whos who around these parts and meet some kewl fello shroomerites.
And try not to Hang out here in this thread, don't post multiple times its hard enough remembering who I rated already. If you want check in and read some funny shit tho that I hope the thread takes off.

Peace THOD
Aka The Hammer aka Tod Mackgillicutty aka Timothy Georgeton

Aka this guy :chillin:




how's this for a quote?


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