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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1072383 - 11/21/02 02:53 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Is it kosher for a Mod to be your minion?  Are there any cool initiation ceremonies that involve virgins and stuff?

You won't make us swear on a Bible or nothing, will you?

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: ]
    #1072444 - 11/21/02 03:14 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

There will all sorts of sinning, kind of like a frat party, complete with sex, drugs and rock & roll. Swear allegiance to me and the world is your oyster!


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1072451 - 11/21/02 03:15 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Let me think about it and get back to you.



















Ok, I'm done thinking.  Get thee behind me. :wink:


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1072487 - 11/21/02 03:26 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

hehe.

I hope I'm not your lackey. I didn't even know who you were until a few hours ago. You seem cool though.

Up with skepticism! Down with nonsense!


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Phluck]
    #1072496 - 11/21/02 03:28 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Didn't say you were, only that you might be publicly branded as such...


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: ]
    #1072685 - 11/21/02 04:46 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

You could always apprentice as an "underling" first to see if it suits you.


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1072925 - 11/21/02 07:11 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

if you get 10 lackeys you could have a minyan :wink: ...


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: gnrm23]
    #1072941 - 11/21/02 07:26 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Where is the local redemption center?


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: gnrm23]
    #1073742 - 11/21/02 02:40 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Shit, I thought you said minivan!


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1074370 - 11/21/02 05:35 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Underling sounds nice.

What does it pay?


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1074853 - 11/21/02 09:02 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

You have to sacrifice 3 lackeys and roll 7 or 13 for a minion.


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #1075570 - 11/22/02 02:34 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I would trade all my henchmen, lackeys, underlings and minions for some busty young groupies...


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1075577 - 11/22/02 02:38 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I'd trade it all for just a little peace of mind.


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1075888 - 11/22/02 04:57 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

You don't trade them, you sacrifice them.

Double power bonus for the ones that go willingly.


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #1075892 - 11/22/02 04:59 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

What? Sacrafice?

You lost me.  :confused:


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Murex]
    #1075906 - 11/22/02 05:16 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

When people commit suicide in your name you gain magical powers.

You knew that already didn't you?


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #1075912 - 11/22/02 05:20 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

No.


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Murex]
    #1075919 - 11/22/02 05:26 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Try it. It's great for fun and profit.


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