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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
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Is it kosher for a Mod to be your minion?  Are there any cool initiation ceremonies that involve virgins and stuff?

You won't make us swear on a Bible or nothing, will you?

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: ]
    #1072444 -

There will all sorts of sinning, kind of like a frat party, complete with sex, drugs and rock & roll. Swear allegiance to me and the world is your oyster!


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1072451 -

Let me think about it and get back to you.



















Ok, I'm done thinking.  Get thee behind me. :wink:

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1072487 -

hehe.

I hope I'm not your lackey. I didn't even know who you were until a few hours ago. You seem cool though.

Up with skepticism! Down with nonsense!


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Phluck]
    #1072496 -

Didn't say you were, only that you might be publicly branded as such...


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: ]
    #1072685 -

You could always apprentice as an "underling" first to see if it suits you.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
    #1072925 -

if you get 10 lackeys you could have a minyan :wink: ...


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old enough to know better
not old enough to care

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: gnrm23]
    #1072941 -

Where is the local redemption center?


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: gnrm23]
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Shit, I thought you said minivan!


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
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Underling sounds nice.

What does it pay?

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
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You have to sacrifice 3 lackeys and roll 7 or 13 for a minion.

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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I would trade all my henchmen, lackeys, underlings and minions for some busty young groupies...


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
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I'd trade it all for just a little peace of mind.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Swami]
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You don't trade them, you sacrifice them.

Double power bonus for the ones that go willingly.

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #1075892 -

What? Sacrafice?

You lost me.  :confused:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Murex]
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When people commit suicide in your name you gain magical powers.

You knew that already didn't you?

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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #1075912 -

No.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: A wesite for Swami and his lackeys. [Re: Murex]
    #1075919 -

Try it. It's great for fun and profit.

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