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    #10537452 - 06/19/09 02:47 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I think, after what has been a fulfilling life full of diverse experiences and different times of being in different circumstances that each shaped different key facets of my way of thinking and of being, and with a sense of my having poised myself to seize a great future that fulfills the preferences and interests of myself and my girlfriend, I can safely and assuredly say that, without comparison, the best and most enjoyable part of being alive on this planet is having sex. :grin:

Its wild because if one is able to resolve uncognitive processes (apparently I just invented this word :shrug:) that one's mind perpetuates, stuff like neurosis and insecurity complexes, not to mention being attached or addicted to anything, even life itself, the more it feels like one opens oneself more to experiences in general and to the people with whom one is sharing relationships. The more one enjoys sex, the more one will enjoy it as well, in that it progressively becomes more enjoyable. The more perceptive and aware one comes to the experience of reality they are having, the more possible it is to tune oneself in more to the kinky stuff that is happening, to make it happen more. Not to mention, of course, that it also brings one's mind to not think in a more narrow sense of what is occurring, defined by our own interests and limited by our lack of conscious contemplation or direct experience, because one is more aware of the presence of others and the state of our environment, thus respecting much more the way things are, the people who are involved, and to be more capable of interacting with them.

There's a markedly substantial amount of people being uncomfortable with sexuality. I guess its just people not being in tune with themselves because of all of these uncognitive processes. Maybe everyone just needs to be given E? :hehehe: It really seems like its the best this planet has to offer. I've had really intense acid trips, I was once following a career, seen and appreciated the depth and wonder of the planet, sometimes feeling like I'm able to tune in my senses enough to sense the presence of the planet as its entire self, had friends and family, lost family, been alone (sometimes gladly and sometimes in despair), and it simply fulfills me the most to only be interested in having sex. I really enjoy all kinds of things about being here and still engage in them, from learning new languages and making music to toking and cuddling with kitties, as well as learning how to become healthier physically, to prepare scrumptious meals, eat a lot of hemp seed, and grow our own vegetables, and we've been actively planning our future means of supporting ourselves and taking responsibility for what we need and want (like having red pandas :tongue:), but its just stuff you do between sex, a naughty thing someone said once. :smirk:

I'd post more but I have better stuff to do. :lol:


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Re: Sex [Re: fireworks_god]
    #10537479 - 06/19/09 02:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

It is definitely more fun than going to church.


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Re: Sex [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #10537608 - 06/19/09 03:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

But doesn't compare to shooting a 20 foot curl in heavy surf.


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Re: Sex [Re: fireworks_god]
    #10538750 - 06/19/09 06:20 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said: I can safely and assuredly say that, without comparison, the best and most enjoyable part of being alive on this planet is having sex. :grin:




Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it.
--Trainspotting (on heroin)


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Re: Sex [Re: deCypher]
    #10539071 - 06/19/09 07:35 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

If you do heroin and like it better than sex, you have a problem.  I like sex better! :bigblunt:

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Re: Sex [Re: C.M. Mann]
    #10539104 - 06/19/09 07:42 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

How 'bout sex on heroin?  :naughty:


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Re: Sex [Re: fireworks_god]
    #10539116 - 06/19/09 07:44 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

My balls are like watermelons - Trainspotting

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Re: Sex [Re: deCypher]
    #10540729 - 06/20/09 12:42 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I can barely get off on pods. can't imagine getting off on H.


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Re: Sex [Re: fireworks_god]
    #10541179 - 06/20/09 03:18 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

For me its a toss up between playing guitar on mushies and sex.

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Re: Sex [Re: Jufin]
    #10541461 - 06/20/09 06:48 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Jufin said:
For me its a toss up between playing guitar on mushies and sex.




I'm looking forward to when me and her are finally able to take some of those together. We'll have sex and work on music together at the same time.  :drooling::mushroom2:


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Re: Sex [Re: deCypher]
    #10541499 - 06/20/09 07:09 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

deCypher said:
Quote:

fireworks_god said: I can safely and assuredly say that, without comparison, the best and most enjoyable part of being alive on this planet is having sex. :grin:




Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it.
--Trainspotting (on heroin)




Although I haven't had heroin, I think I have a sense of just how it could be, and I'm not disputing that something like heroin can produce experiences in moments that are much more intensely involving one's senses and one's experience, but when I'm judging what is the best and most enjoyable, I simply don't consider a passing moment in which something was experienced very intensely as being nearly the best and most enjoyable part of being alive IMO. :grin:
Experiencing the power of a moment in which one is floating ably atop a throbbing impulse of the sea that simultaneously allows for the possibility of a thrilling, empowering experience, or possibly even annihilation, that feeling of being on the edge of the universe and the center of it all at once must surely be a great thing, of course. I've gone there mentally at times, with psychedelics, or the results of integrating my experiences by consciously pursuing increasing my awareness and transforming my thoughts into one's that serve my preferences, interests, and needs much more effectively. I've been interested in surfing in the past and I'm sure I'll try it out someday. It just doesn't rank as high to me as spending hours having kinky sex every day. :lol:

There's just too many feelings and positions and kinky lingerie and ethnic porn and exploring each other's fantasies and sexy stories that can be enjoyed all the time. If I didn't say it in my original post, you just need lots of hemp seed for the best protein profile and source for us on the planet, perhaps some of its flowers to provide the chemical nutrients to your brain that, without which, will grind its gears and possibly stay out of balance or out of touch with the present moment and how to effectively act, and some lube.
(I wonder if they could make lube from hemp oil? :strokebeard:) :hehehe:

For me, its about what I'm sharing with her, how close we get, how we open up to how we feel sexually and don't fear or feel uncomfortable about anything, that it feels like I'm being satisfied and fulfilled in every way, throughout every day, with it continuously becoming more amazing. It feels like evolution in the act. :smirk: Its also all I could want. It seems like the people on this planet for awhile really fell for the idea that quantity was always better than quality. We're all able to make a lot of changes near instantly that can completely transform the health of our society and the planet (stop throwing away all of the damned plastic, recycle it, its a renewable resource if we keep our system of life in balance and in check), and then we wouldn't have to worry. Maybe we just need to get back in touch with how it feels to live in these bodies and share them with those who we enjoy being with? :shrug2:

Edit: the underlined "without which" was missing at first.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

Edited by fireworks_god (06/20/09 08:50 AM)

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Re: Sex [Re: deCypher]
    #10541508 - 06/20/09 07:15 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

deCypher said:
How 'bout sex on heroin?  :naughty:




Heroin is for pussies. Real men want substance P, not heroin.

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Re: Sex [Re: deCypher]
    #10542276 - 06/20/09 11:46 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Can't remember!:bigblunt:

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Re: Sex [Re: Jufin]
    #10542290 - 06/20/09 11:50 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup:

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Re: Sex [Re: Zanthius]
    #10542696 - 06/20/09 01:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Zanthius said:
Quote:

deCypher said:
How 'bout sex on heroin?  :naughty:




Heroin is for pussies. Real men want substance P, not heroin.




:stonedjerk:

Because pain makes you cool, right?

Quote:

fireworks_god said: Although I haven't had heroin, I think I have a sense of just how it could be, and I'm not disputing that something like heroin can produce experiences in moments that are much more intensely involving one's senses and one's experience, but when I'm judging what is the best and most enjoyable, I simply don't consider a passing moment in which something was experienced very intensely as being nearly the best and most enjoyable part of being alive IMO. :grin:




Sex is a passing moment too, although admittedly it is far healthier than heroin.


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Re: Sex [Re: fireworks_god]
    #10542937 - 06/20/09 02:02 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said:
I think, after what has been a fulfilling life full of diverse experiences and different times of being in different circumstances that each shaped different key facets of my way of thinking and of being, and with a sense of my having poised myself to seize a great future that fulfills the preferences and interests of myself and my girlfriend, I can safely and assuredly say that, without comparison, the best and most enjoyable part of being alive on this planet is having sex. :grin:

Its wild because if one is able to resolve uncognitive processes (apparently I just invented this word :shrug:) that one's mind perpetuates, stuff like neurosis and insecurity complexes, not to mention being attached or addicted to anything, even life itself, the more it feels like one opens oneself more to experiences in general and to the people with whom one is sharing relationships. The more one enjoys sex, the more one will enjoy it as well, in that it progressively becomes more enjoyable. The more perceptive and aware one comes to the experience of reality they are having, the more possible it is to tune oneself in more to the kinky stuff that is happening, to make it happen more. Not to mention, of course, that it also brings one's mind to not think in a more narrow sense of what is occurring, defined by our own interests and limited by our lack of conscious contemplation or direct experience, because one is more aware of the presence of others and the state of our environment, thus respecting much more the way things are, the people who are involved, and to be more capable of interacting with them.

There's a markedly substantial amount of people being uncomfortable with sexuality. I guess its just people not being in tune with themselves because of all of these uncognitive processes. Maybe everyone just needs to be given E? :hehehe: It really seems like its the best this planet has to offer. I've had really intense acid trips, I was once following a career, seen and appreciated the depth and wonder of the planet, sometimes feeling like I'm able to tune in my senses enough to sense the presence of the planet as its entire self, had friends and family, lost family, been alone (sometimes gladly and sometimes in despair), and it simply fulfills me the most to only be interested in having sex. I really enjoy all kinds of things about being here and still engage in them, from learning new languages and making music to toking and cuddling with kitties, as well as learning how to become healthier physically, to prepare scrumptious meals, eat a lot of hemp seed, and grow our own vegetables, and we've been actively planning our future means of supporting ourselves and taking responsibility for what we need and want (like having red pandas :tongue:), but its just stuff you do between sex, a naughty thing someone said once. :smirk:

I'd post more but I have better stuff to do. :lol:




If you gotta talk about it that much you can't be doing it that much.  I'm kidding of course keep banging that beaver do you like to type while you bang it?


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Re: Sex [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #10543282 - 06/20/09 03:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Personalisms such as You get stupider with age, don't you? :lol: are not allowed in PS&P.


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And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
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Edited by deCypher (06/20/09 04:11 PM)

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Re: Sex [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #10543629 - 06/20/09 04:27 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

The thought of sex being the most enjoyable thing is a huge turnoff for me.


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Re: Sex [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10544143 - 06/20/09 07:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Thats something I must agree with. Sex is by far the greatest thing on this planet, besides food. It seems like food and sex are basically the same thing.

Sex is the best when its taken wholeheartedly, after you have exhausted the bowels and feasted sufficiently, to satisfaction, unrelentlessly, with no morality but the morality of pleasure. Then the two people experience sex as a child of wonder and amazement, with mysterious feelings of deep tickling and lights and colors that massage every part of the body. Eventually, If you experience this, you will both without distinction become a BALL of the best life has to offer, which engorgers itself willfully until explosion.


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Re: Sex [Re: AlphaFalfa]
    #10546432 - 06/21/09 08:09 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

AlphaFalfa said:
Thats something I must agree with. Sex is by far the greatest thing on this planet, besides food. It seems like food and sex are basically the same thing.

Sex is the best when its taken wholeheartedly, after you have exhausted the bowels and feasted sufficiently, to satisfaction, unrelentlessly, with no morality but the morality of pleasure. Then the two people experience sex as a child of wonder and amazement, with mysterious feelings of deep tickling and lights and colors that massage every part of the body. Eventually, If you experience this, you will both without distinction become a BALL of the best life has to offer, which engorgers itself willfully until explosion.




Yea but who is going to clean up after the explosive disgorgerment?


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