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skatealex2
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What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY
#10532312 - 06/18/09 07:11 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by skatealex2 (06/18/09 07:17 PM)
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igwna
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: skatealex2]
#10532322 - 06/18/09 07:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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i think we can chalk up another pointless 2012 thread to the list.
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: skatealex2]
#10532332 - 06/18/09 07:15 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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skatealex2 said: Unless we get invaded by UFO's or marijuana becomes legalized, I have a feeling nothing special is going to happen in 2012- in a mystical sense at least. I guess we will have another election though so that is extincting. what do yoU think���
Oh dude i know what u mean but u have to blast them with photon lazerz
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: skatealex2]
#10532336 - 06/18/09 07:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nothing much of consequence, I suspect. The New Agers will get all excited, though.
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: skatealex2]
#10532357 - 06/18/09 07:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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From 2012 - Wikipedia:
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January January 1 - Poland will adopt the Euro. January 13–22 - The first Winter Youth Olympics will be held in Innsbruck, Austria. January 31 - 433 Eros, the second-largest Near Earth Object on record (size 13×13×33 km) will pass Earth at 0.1790 astronomical units (26,778,019 km; 16,639,090 mi). NASA studied Eros with the NEAR Shoemaker probe launched on 1996-02-17.[2]
February February 5 - Super Bowl XLVI will be played at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana.
March March 22 - Unless the European Council votes to extend current copyright law, The Beatles' debut album, Please Please Me, will fall out of copyright.[3]
April April 17 - The United States will cede wartime control of the military of the Republic of Korea after 50 years and dissolve the Combined Forces Command. Two distinct military commands (South Korea and the United States) will operate in Korea during wartime, rather than one unified command under the Combined Forces Command.
May May 20 - Annular solar eclipse, a Sunday. Path of totality runs through the Pacific Ocean from northern China to California.
June June 6 - The second and last solar transit of Venus of the century. The next pair is predicted to occur in 2117 and 2125. June 9 – July 1 - The UEFA Euro 2012 will be played in Poland and Ukraine. June 18 – June 23 – Turing Centenary Conference at the University of Cambridge, in honor of the mathematician, computer scientist, and cryptographer Alan Turing, the last day of the conference being the hundredth anniversary of his birth.[1]
July July 18–21 - The 2012 World Rowing Championships will be held at Plovdiv, Bulgaria. July 27 - Opening ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics begins in London at 7:30 pm UTC, 8:30pm BST.[4]
August August 12 - Closing ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, a Sunday. August 29 - Start of the 2012 Summer Paralympics.
November November 6 - The United States Presidential, Senate, and House of Representatives elections. November 13 - Total solar eclipse (visible in northern Australia and the South Pacific). November 28 - Penumbral lunar eclipse.
December December 3 - Jupiter in opposition. December 21 - 11:11 UTC. Winter Solstice in the Northern Hemisphere, Summer Solstice in the Southern Hemisphere.[5] December 21 - The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, notably used by the pre-Columbian Maya civilization among others, completes a "great cycle" of thirteen b'ak'tuns (periods of 144,000 days each) since the mythical Creation date of the calendar's current era.[6] On this day the Long Count date at creation—written 13.0.0.0.0 in modern notation, equivalent to August 11, 3114 BC in the proleptic Gregorian calendar—is repeated for the first time in a span of a little over 5,125 solar years.[7] The completion of this cycle and the repetition of the previous Creation's Long Count ending date have been central to various 2012 doomsday predictions since the 1960s. Academic researchers have not concluded that the ancient Maya themselves attached similar significance to this point in time.[8] December 23 - An alternative date for the completion of the thirteenth B'ak'tun in the Long Count calendar, calculated using another version of the GMT correlation[9] which is supported by a few Mayanist researchers.[10] December 31 - The Kyoto Protocol will expire.
Unknown dates Ireland will cease analogue television broadcasts. China will launch the Kuafu spacecraft. Pleiades, a proposed super computer built by Intel and SGI for NASA's Ames Research Center, will be completed, reaching a peak performance of 10 Petaflops (10 quadrillion operations per second).[11] Sequoia, a proposed super computer built by IBM for the National Nuclear Security Administration will be completed, reaching a peak performance of 20 Petaflops.[12] Start of the commercial operation of the first unit from the Novovoronezh Nuclear Power Plant II. The 108 ft (33 m) Elwha Dam and 210 ft (64 m) Glines Canyon Dam will be removed from the Elwha River in Washington state, marking the largest dam removal project in history. The Canberra class light aircraft carriers/large amphibious ships, the largest ships ever to be operated by the Royal Australian Navy, will be in service. On the sun, the solar maximum of Solar Cycle 24 in the 11-year sunspot cycle is forecast to occur. Solar Cycle 24 is regarded to have commenced January 2008, and on average will reach its peak of maximal sunspot activity around 2012. The period between successive solar maxima averages 11 years (the Schwabe cycle), and the previous solar maximum of Solar Cycle 23 occurred in 2000–2002.[13] During the solar maximum the sun's magnetic poles will reverse.[14] The United Kingdom will complete a 5-year process to cease analogue television broadcasts region-by-region, with Meridian Broadcasting, ITV London, Tyne Tees Television and UTV being the last areas to switch off analogue.[15]* Portugal will also cease their analogue television broadcasts, after a 4-year simulcast with digital ones. After that, DVB broadcasts will be the only system to be used in television (DVB-C for cable, DVB-T for terrestrial and DVB-S for satellite). The five free-to-air channels on terrestrial network will also start broadcasting in high-definition 24-hours a day.
2012 in fiction See main article: 2012 in fiction
Major religious holidays January 7 - Christmas Day by Julian Calendar (Celebrated by Eastern Orthodox Christians) February 1 - Imbolc, a Cross-quarter day (Celebrated on February 2 in some places) February 5 - Mawlid an Nabi - Islam March 8 - Purim - Judaism March 8 - Holi - Hinduism March 20 - Spring Equinox, also known as Ostara April 1 - Ramanavami - Hinduism April 6 - Hanuman Jayanti - Hinduism April 7 - Passover - Judaism April 8 - Easter - Western Christianity May 1 - Beltane, a Cross-quarter day May 27 - Shavuot - Judaism June 17 - Lailat al Miraj - Islam June 20 - Summer solstice, also known as Midsummer July 20 - Ramadan Begins - Islam August 1 - Lammas, a Cross-quarter day August 2 - Raksha Bandhan - Hinduism August 10 - Janmashtami - Hinduism August 19 - Eid al Fitr - Islam September 17 - Rosh Hashanah - Judaism September 21 - Fall Equinox, also known as Mabon October 1 - Sukkot - Judaism October 24 - Vijaya Dashami/Dusshera - Hinduism October 26 - Eid al-Adha, a religious festival in Islam November 1 - Samhain, a Cross-quarter day, Neopagan new year and Christian All Saints' Day November 13 - Diwali - Hinduism November 15 - Islamic New Year December 9 - Hanukkah - Judaism December 21 - Winter solstice, also known as Yule December 25 - Christmas - Christianity
Looks like there's a whole lot of shit bound to go down!
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: Poid]
#10532369 - 06/18/09 07:23 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Poid
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: skatealex2]
#10532382 - 06/18/09 07:26 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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What program are you using to make those things?
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylanfireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: Poid]
#10532389 - 06/18/09 07:27 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Poid
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: skatealex2]
#10532395 - 06/18/09 07:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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:pms:
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylanfireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: Poid]
#10532507 - 06/18/09 07:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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There will probably be a lot of end of the world parties.
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reptilians will eat your weewee
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: Prisoner#1]
#10532834 - 06/18/09 08:48 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Trolling?
ban yourself.
I think perhaps there will be a movement in the Earth's crusts causing a massive displacement of the continents. This could be caused by a magnetic shift.
Thus, the continents will encounter some huge changes. Buy a big boat and stock it full of lots of supplies to live off of for a year to ten or more...
So - crazy geological changes.
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: Tri High]
#10535475 - 06/19/09 08:28 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is your name Moses?
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylanfireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: Poid]
#10535490 - 06/19/09 08:31 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shroomery will become the Growery.
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: FreedomForAll]
#10535497 - 06/19/09 08:33 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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i got bad news guys... WERE ALL GOING TO DIEEE!! OH NOOOOOOOOO HERE IS THE VID
Edited by ravenshield420 (06/19/09 08:34 AM)
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: dr_gonz]
#10535742 - 06/19/09 09:32 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Most people, based on appearances, call me jesus.
I prefer christ.
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: Tri High]
#10536064 - 06/19/09 10:51 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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holy shit. can someone say, pointless thread. why ask an internet forum, or for that matter anyone no one fucking knows more than the next guy
just wait and see and stop getting your panties in a bunch. and spelling seriously 'srsly'. is beyond annoying. i dont even know why im contributing to your shit hole of thread in fact im going to stop typing right in the middle of my
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Re: What will happen in the year 2012? SRSLY [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
#10536139 - 06/19/09 11:06 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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im getting my liscense re-newed
so far thats my only plan sounds like its already gonna be a crappy year
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