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Offlinethe bizzle
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: the bizzle]
    #10519077 - 06/16/09 07:15 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING NEW PRODUCT

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Big city toilet, part 2



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Offlinefeifen

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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #10519079 - 06/16/09 07:15 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

shivas.wisdom said:
I just use my hand and a small bucket of water.
A poor mans bidet I guess. :shrug:





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:wtf:


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Invisiblefilthee
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Registered: 10/17/08
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Loc: australia
Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: Coffee]
    #10519529 - 06/16/09 08:27 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

do you grip that
Quote:

Coffee said:
:lol:

Can you imagine how nasty that thing would be after a couple of uses?




:lol:
it should be brown or black


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OfflineTri High
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: Newbie]
    #10519585 - 06/16/09 08:37 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Newbie said:
Yeah it's a great tool for those who really need a way to clean themselves but this is being advertised as a new way to wipe your ass, one of the many rituals in life that'll remain the same forever (or at least a few thousand more years).




bidet?


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OfflineSmittysPawnShop
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: filthee]
    #10519591 - 06/16/09 08:38 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Im having a hard time beleving this is real.


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Offlinearbalest
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
    #10519616 - 06/16/09 08:42 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

You can just imagine all the tards out there wiping their ass while wearing their snuggie:lol:


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OfflineDeadPhan
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
    #10519621 - 06/16/09 08:42 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

wtf is bidet?
and, were they j ust using the same product in the shower as a back scrubber?  :confused:


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Offlinearbalest
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: DeadPhan]
    #10519636 - 06/16/09 08:45 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DeadPhan said:
wtf is bidet?
and, were they j ust using the same product in the shower as a back scrubber?  :confused:




Lol I think they were just comparing the relative ease of use of the comfort wipe to scrubbing your back haha.

A bidet is a little thing in the toilet that shoots a stream of water at your ass.


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #10519670 - 06/16/09 08:53 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

shivas.wisdom said:
I just use my hand and a small bucket of water.
A poor mans bidet I guess. :shrug:




no, more like a dirty indian's version of toilet paper


I used to have a bidet at the last place I lived at, was pretty damn nice :awesome:


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: Boom]
    #10519675 - 06/16/09 08:54 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

oh and this product is clearly for people who do not have the range of motion to wipe their own ass...not intended for us normies :lol:


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Offlinethe bizzle
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: the bizzle]
    #10519684 - 06/16/09 08:57 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

the bizzle said:
CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING NEW PRODUCT

Big city toilet


Big city toilet, part 2






for all you fuckers who ignored these videos


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: the bizzle]
    #10519693 - 06/16/09 08:59 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

that's so cut up it's annoying


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Offlinethe bizzle
the joke that no one spoke


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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: Boom]
    #10519741 - 06/16/09 09:09 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Boom said:
that's so cut up it's annoying




your loss, for real...that shit is goddamned funny

lighten up


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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: Boom]
    #10520416 - 06/16/09 11:26 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

more like a dirty indian's version of toilet paper




Too all you nay sayers out there, don't knock it until you've tried it.
It's the only way to really get clean.
:mrclean:


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Re: Would you change your butt wiping technique? [Re: the bizzle]
    #10524848 - 06/17/09 04:30 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

im sorry but i didnt find that shit funny at all


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