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Apollyphelion
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Magic: The Drugging
#10494630 - 06/12/09 02:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I used to be into magic A LOT. Here is a drug themed deck/card set I made up
Key: U:blue Mana G: Green Mana W: White mana R:Red mana B:Black Mana
LAND _____ 4 Woodtsock 69' (Tap to add any color mana to your pool)
4 Bonaroo (2: Bonaroo temporarily becomes a mud covered Mob creature to end of turn. It is a 2/2 artifact creature until end of turn. On Acid.)
4 Forest (Tap to add 1 green to your mana pool) [hippies live here. breathe here. Trip here. Plus, shrooms make you see elves!)
4 Islands (Tap to add one blue mana to your pool) [All Acid Heads play blue. Acid IS Blue.)
1 Shroomerys (Tap to draw a card. Use this ability only if you have 8 cards in your hand, and once per turn) [And the Shroomery was the modern day Library of Alexandria for Psychedelics. If you don't get this, you might be a n00b]
1 Volcanic Island (Tap to add one blue or red mana to your poo) [This is where I will be for 2012!)
1 Bat Country (Tap to add one black mana to your pool. Tap, sacrifice bat country: Add UB to your mana pool and take one damage. ------------------------------------
SPELLS
4 LSD-25 Sorcery UU2 Until end of turn, all card gain the ability: UU or (3): Put this card in the graveyard and draw a card. All Players may use this ability "Isn't it marvelous", exclaimed Gerrad, "how they managed to fit all of Dominaria on a quarter inch of paper?" Squee laughed.
4 Datura Inoxia Instant GG Target player cannot draw cards until end of turn and gets a poison counter. If a player has 10 or more poison counters, the lose the game. Hey man, you just read the game, so now you REALLY lost it
4 Xanax 1UU Instant Counter Target Spell Fuck this! Datura sucks!
4 Festival Mosquitos 1UGG 2/1 Flying, Haste When Festival Mosquito damages an opponent, they get a posion counter. When a player has 10 or more poison counters, they lose the game. Where'd they come from? Am I imagining it? OW!
Hunter S Thompson-1BUUU Legendary Creature 1/1 At the beginning of your turn, take 3 damage unless you pay 1BU. If you pay the mana, Hunter S Thompson cannot be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn. (1)Tap, Target creature becomes tapped until end of turn This is Bat Country
4 Deadheads GG 1/2 When Deadhead deals damage to a player, they get a posion counter. I just dosed you, brah
4 MDMA UUG Instant Until end of turn, all players may pay 1 to draw a card. At end of turn, each player takes one damage for each card drawn in this way It was glorious, fulfilling and eye-opening...until I came down which sucked.
4 Mescaline GGG Artifact At the beginning of your turn, you may look at the top three cards of your library, and put them in any order. 3, Tap: Gain 1 life Tap: Add one green mana to your pool the wave is seen in the form of light, and drawing cards.
4 Ego-Death 3UBW Sorcery Each player takes 2 damage for each card in their hand. then each player takes 1 damage for each card drawn in that turn. The each player takes 1 damge for each card discarded. All players then discard their hands. ouch!
4 Buddha Statues 3 Artifact 3, Tap: Each player draws a card
4 Psilocybin Mushrooms 1UG Target player draws 2 cards and at end of turn discards their hand. That was fun! Awww, now it's over...
1 Alexander Shulgin UUU1 Legendary Creature-Human Scientist 1/1 uu, tap: Target spell gains the ability: UUU: Counter Target Spell, until end of turn.
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Apollyphelion
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Anyone play MAGIC: THE GATHERING?
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foodsgoodtoo
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drugs don't help me as much as dragons. or artifacts like the ring of fire. how bout magic on drugs.
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DeathCompany
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What exactly is being "gathered"?
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LOL...so many great parts I wouldnt know what all to quote
"legendary creature" "bat country" LOL
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foodsgoodtoo
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mana. a certain number of mana cards are needed to be turned for things to be casted or summoned. and theres rounds where u take one card of the top of the deck, and if u got four people playing, it would be a rotation. And stronger creatures need more mana. the decks are shuffled so the cards u get are random contents of the personal deck.
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Apollyphelion
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That is a 60 Card Deck, right there. I think the cards are mostly fair; Basically, the deck tries to win with poison counters/card drawing. (Mind Magic and Natural Magic)
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10463531
I've actually been trying to sell my binder. I looked it all up on cardkingdom but they don't buy for shit. You think I could get away with selling my whole 2" thick binder for $200 or so?
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jewunit
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Nice Squee reference, and that Mescaline card would be fucking broken.
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: jewunit]
#10495136 - 06/12/09 04:20 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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jewunit said: Nice Squee reference, and that Mescaline card would be fucking broken.
You're a true Geek!
I don't think the Mescaline would be that bad; Kinda like a Sylvan Library/Sensei's Divining Top with a simple mana and life ability. It'd be fine if it were a Legendary Artifact...
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jewunit
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Just being able to peek at the top three and reorder them is great, let alone that you can play it for mana. Run it in some sort of mono-green stomp and that's 4 mana on turn three, and 5 mana AND a peek at turn four. Shit, probably more than 5 mana since it's green.
Add some life gain on top of it? Damn.
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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: jewunit]
#10495192 - 06/12/09 04:32 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mana Cost: 1 Artifact Card Text: 1: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. Tap: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
---------------------- That's a real card... I think mine is not quite as good, but compensates. Sensei's top is NUTS!
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jewunit
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Diving Top was disgusting, and banned in at least extended. That card was too good.
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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: jewunit]
#10495338 - 06/12/09 05:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
jewunit said: Diving Top was disgusting, and banned in at least extended. That card was too good.
Touche!
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Fountain of Youth x 2 = win. U want em:? 2 for $10!
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jewunit
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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Newbie]
#10495356 - 06/12/09 05:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I only play standard or limited
Actually I haven't played in years.
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: jewunit]
#10495400 - 06/12/09 05:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I haven't played in two years; I played Type 1.5 and Type 1 10 Proxy.
However, magic taught me a lot about thinking.
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deCypher
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Never played Magic, but magick on drugs is always a fun time.
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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: deCypher]
#10496164 - 06/12/09 08:35 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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my brother played for a long time until he got into D&D.
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