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Magic: The Drugging
    #10494630 - 06/12/09 02:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I used to be into magic A LOT.
Here is a drug themed deck/card set I made up

Key:
U:blue Mana
G: Green Mana
W: White mana
R:Red mana
B:Black Mana


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4 Woodtsock 69'
(Tap to add any color mana to your pool)

4 Bonaroo
(2: Bonaroo temporarily becomes a mud covered Mob creature to end of turn.
It is a 2/2 artifact creature until end of turn. On Acid.)

4 Forest
(Tap to add 1 green to your mana pool)
[hippies live here. breathe here. Trip here. Plus, shrooms make you see elves!)

4 Islands
(Tap to add one blue mana to your pool)
[All Acid Heads play blue. Acid IS Blue.)

1 Shroomerys
(Tap to draw a card. Use this ability only if you have 8 cards in your hand, and once per turn)
[And the Shroomery was the modern day Library of Alexandria for Psychedelics.
If you don't get this, you might be a n00b]

1 Volcanic Island
(Tap to add one blue or red mana to your poo)
[This is where I will be for 2012!)

1 Bat Country
(Tap to add one black mana to your pool. Tap, sacrifice bat country: Add UB to your mana pool and take one damage.
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SPELLS

4 LSD-25
Sorcery UU2
Until end of turn, all card gain the ability: UU or (3): Put this card in the graveyard and draw a card. All Players may use this ability
"Isn't it marvelous", exclaimed Gerrad, "how they managed to fit all of Dominaria on a quarter inch of paper?" Squee laughed.

4 Datura Inoxia
Instant GG
Target player cannot draw cards until end of turn and gets a poison counter. If a player has 10 or more poison counters, the lose the game.
Hey man, you just read the game, so now you REALLY lost it

4 Xanax 1UU
Instant
Counter Target Spell
Fuck this! Datura sucks!

4 Festival Mosquitos 1UGG
2/1
Flying, Haste
When Festival Mosquito damages an opponent, they get a posion counter. When a player has 10 or more poison counters, they lose the game.
Where'd they come from? Am I imagining it? OW!

Hunter S Thompson-1BUUU
Legendary Creature
1/1
At the beginning of your turn, take 3 damage unless you pay 1BU. If you pay the mana, Hunter S Thompson cannot be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn.
(1)Tap, Target creature becomes tapped until end of turn
This is Bat Country

4 Deadheads GG
1/2
When Deadhead deals damage to a player, they get a posion counter.
I just dosed you, brah

4 MDMA UUG
Instant
Until end of turn, all players may pay 1 to draw a card. At end of turn, each player takes one damage for each card drawn in this way
It was glorious, fulfilling and eye-opening...until I came down which sucked.

4 Mescaline GGG
Artifact
At the beginning of your turn, you may look at the top three cards of your library, and put them in any order.
3, Tap: Gain 1 life
Tap: Add one green mana to your pool
the wave is seen in the form of light, and drawing cards.

4 Ego-Death 3UBW
Sorcery
Each player takes 2 damage for each card in their hand. then each player takes 1 damage for each card drawn in that turn. The each player takes 1 damge for each card discarded. All players then discard their hands.
ouch!

4 Buddha Statues 3
Artifact
3, Tap: Each player draws a card

4 Psilocybin Mushrooms 1UG
Target player draws 2 cards and at end of turn discards their hand.
That was fun! Awww, now it's over...

1 Alexander Shulgin UUU1
Legendary Creature-Human Scientist
1/1
uu, tap: Target spell gains the ability: UUU: Counter Target Spell, until end of turn.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10494690 - 06/12/09 02:49 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Anyone play MAGIC: THE GATHERING?


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10494697 - 06/12/09 02:51 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

drugs don't help me as much as dragons. or artifacts like the ring of fire. how bout magic on drugs.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #10494720 - 06/12/09 02:54 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

What exactly is being "gathered"?


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10494729 - 06/12/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

LOL...so many great parts I wouldnt know what all to quote

"legendary creature"
"bat country"
LOL :thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: DeathCompany]
    #10494732 - 06/12/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

mana. a certain number of mana cards are needed to be turned for things to be casted or summoned. and theres rounds where u take one card of the top of the deck, and if u got four people playing, it would be a rotation. And stronger creatures need more mana. the decks are shuffled so the cards u get are random contents of the personal deck.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #10494795 - 06/12/09 03:04 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

That is a 60 Card Deck, right there.
I think the cards are mostly fair;
Basically, the deck tries to win with poison counters/card drawing. (Mind Magic and Natural Magic)


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10494962 - 06/12/09 03:44 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10463531

I've actually been trying to sell my binder.  I looked it all up on cardkingdom but they don't buy for shit.  You think I could get away with selling my whole 2" thick binder for $200 or so?

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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10495060 - 06/12/09 04:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Nice Squee reference, and that Mescaline card would be fucking broken.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: jewunit]
    #10495136 - 06/12/09 04:20 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

jewunit said:
Nice Squee reference, and that Mescaline card would be fucking broken.




You're a true Geek!:awesome:

I don't think the Mescaline would be that bad; Kinda like a Sylvan Library/Sensei's Divining Top with a simple mana and life ability.
It'd be fine if it were a Legendary Artifact...:strokebeard:


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10495175 - 06/12/09 04:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Just being able to peek at the top three and reorder them is great, let alone that you can play it for mana.
Run it in some sort of mono-green stomp and that's 4 mana on turn three, and 5 mana AND a peek at turn four. Shit, probably more than 5 mana since it's green.

Add some life gain on top of it? Damn.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: jewunit]
    #10495192 - 06/12/09 04:32 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Mana Cost: 1
Artifact
Card Text:
1: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Tap: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.

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That's a real card...
I think mine is not quite as good,
but compensates.
Sensei's top is NUTS!


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10495206 - 06/12/09 04:35 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Diving Top was disgusting, and banned in at least extended. That card was too good.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: jewunit]
    #10495338 - 06/12/09 05:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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jewunit said:
Diving Top was disgusting, and banned in at least extended. That card was too good.




Touche!


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10495351 - 06/12/09 05:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Fountain of Youth x 2 = win.  :lol:  U want em:?  2 for $10!  :awesome:

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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Newbie]
    #10495356 - 06/12/09 05:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I only play standard or limited :snub:

Actually I haven't played in years.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: jewunit]
    #10495400 - 06/12/09 05:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I haven't played in two years;
I played Type 1.5 and Type 1 10 Proxy.

However, magic taught me a lot about thinking.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10496118 - 06/12/09 08:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Never played Magic, but magick on drugs is always a fun time.


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Re: Magic: The Drugging [Re: deCypher]
    #10496164 - 06/12/09 08:35 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

my brother played for a long time until he got into D&D.


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