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walzmanm
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Logical Chaos "lap dance" thread 1
#10488825 - 06/11/09 03:00 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Alright, so basically we need to get logical chaos laid. A "escort" lap dance would be the easiest answer would be funny. I'll add a paypal link in a little while.
Current donations:
"I give 10 bucks" - Cubie
"I'll mail $5" - Walzmanm
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Edited by walzmanm (06/11/09 03:11 PM)
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learningtofly
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: walzmanm]
#10488831 - 06/11/09 03:02 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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why are we doing this?
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Phish_Dude
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: walzmanm] 1
#10488843 - 06/11/09 03:03 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Since I dont have any money, all I can offer is a few tips. 3 words, cheap pickup lines. "Are you wearing space pants? because your ass is out of this world" 50% of the time, it works every time!;)
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Phish_Dude] 1
#10488854 - 06/11/09 03:05 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol @ this thread. Are we potentially breaking the law here? We should all be using "SWIM" just in case.
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: walzmanm]
#10488855 - 06/11/09 03:05 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Someone just mail him a bundle of heroin. He can get high and laid on just a few bags. The rest will be bonus.
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walzmanm
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: rodfarva]
#10488871 - 06/11/09 03:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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rodfarva said: lol @ this thread. Are we potentially breaking the law here? We should all be using "SWIM" just in case.
I forgot prostitution was illegal. Ok, this is now the official Logical Chaos lap dance thread.
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learningtofly
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Adden]
#10488872 - 06/11/09 03:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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i think i missed something, what happened?
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: learningtofly]
#10488885 - 06/11/09 03:10 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I remember when my friends wanted to get me laid...
It didn't work. Luckily I met a nice girl the next year that helped me out with that.
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: learningtofly]
#10488888 - 06/11/09 03:10 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dunno. I'm curious as well.
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Adden]
#10488897 - 06/11/09 03:12 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dystopia said: Dunno. I'm curious as well.
lol
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walzmanm
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Adden]
#10488901 - 06/11/09 03:12 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: One more piece of advice...you need to get this device...
Get a Hooby-grade Parabolic Microphone. That way, if your hot female neighbours in the room next to yours start to masturbate or have hot, lesbian sex, you can listen in on the action and maybe play with yourself too.
Like this $30.00 one from a hobby store online...
This kind of thing happened to me once and I regretted not having this microphone. One time, I was living in a community college dorm, and one amazing night, I heard noises coming from the dorm room adjacent to my bed. 2 girls lived there, one very hot, the other not as much. That night, one of them, a 6-7 level semi-hot girl started making squeaking sounds with the bed. The greatful thing was that the community college was cheap, so the walls were made from cinder blocks, which easily transmit sound between rooms clearly. So, naturally I press my ear up to the cider wall and listen in. After much squeaking, I hear a "buzzing" sound. I noticed there was no heavy-breathing male voice, so I knew was alone in her room, likely using a vibrator. After about 10 minutes of her and me rubbing ourselves, the bed squeaks got louder and then I could start to hear her moan. First soft and sutble, then pretty loud and pronounced. So, its getting hot and I'm spanking myself too. I start to moan in pleasure, not because I was about to splooge all over my sheets, but because I wanted her to hear me moan, in hopes in would stimulate her into an orgasm that we could both enjoy. I was exaggrating my pleasure. Sadly, right after I started "fake" moaning, her loud and clear moaning & groaning suddenly went silent. My plan had back-fired, and she got off the bed and left her room, slamming the door behind her. I thought about going into the hall and saying "Baby, where you going? I thought you weren't finished?", but I was still naked, and had no time to react: she was pretty much running down the hall (I could hear her foot-steps).
Point of the Story? Buy a parabolic microphone, and don't assume a girl wants to hear you moaning while she's moaning. A hard lesson learned.
Masturbation: More Fun with a Partner ~ LogicaL Chaos ~
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: walzmanm]
#10488914 - 06/11/09 03:15 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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That is teh epiz lulorz!
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Phish_Dude]
#10492515 - 06/12/09 03:05 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yea we decided to make a fund to get him laid. Wheres the paypal link w?
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Phish_Dude
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Cubie]
#10492521 - 06/12/09 03:09 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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So far we have $15, that should be enough for a, um, lap dance.
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Phish_Dude]
#10492541 - 06/12/09 03:18 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lol, Its gotta be a good fuck lapdance.
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JesusYodiHomeboy
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Cubie]
#10496893 - 06/12/09 10:51 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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epic
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we should hire an escort, forreal. i'll pitch five - that story was just creepy enough
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Phish_Dude]
#10506704 - 06/14/09 08:17 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phish_Dude said: That is teh epiz lulorz!
Yeah
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walzmanm
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Re: Logical Chaos prostitute thread [Re: Sigg6]
#10506708 - 06/14/09 08:18 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Someone make a paypal.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Logical Chaos "lap dance" thread [Re: walzmanm]
#10579723 - 06/26/09 11:30 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow Walzmanm, you dedicated a whole thread just for me get a luscious lap-dance? I feel so touched I could cry...
...but if I want to get touched by a hot bun-buster babe, I better stop crying and start realizing that this ever happened to me at this site (besides learning to grow something illegal).
Can I request for a "Hapa", or Half-Islander/Half-White girl, since I'm living in Hawaii and my younger cousin is the Hottest Hapa girl I've every met?
Maybe that's too much to ask...a "6" will do, as long its not a dude or a girl-to-dude transferred.
Also, I can I request that she do a Psychedelic Lap-Dance, as in she (and I) are both peaking on a strong psychedelic while this mythical lap-dance happens while a HD projector splashes blankets of vibrant Winamp computer visuals on our naked bodies?
Walzmanm, you're the best Internet friend Ever! (besides Cubie) ~ L0g1caL Cha0s ~
P.S. I hope I get enough for this "lap dance", I mean, does anyone know who I am? or better yet, care that I get a "lap dance"? I sure there are *A LOT* more pathetic virgins out there like me who need a good lap dance (or a big, warm hug). Again, I'm honored and greatful that you would choose me Walzmanm for this "fund raiser". I owe you one buddy...
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Edited by LogicaL Chaos (06/27/09 12:01 AM)
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Re: Logical Chaos "lap dance" thread [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#10579900 - 06/27/09 12:15 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Did you just ask us to help you fuck your cousin?
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alternatereality
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Re: Logical Chaos "lap dance" thread [Re: blewmeanie]
#10579931 - 06/27/09 12:26 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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I am a firm believer in this cause. I'll put in a dollar. haha
But I think instead of a lap dance, we should buy him a girlfriend.
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Quote:
alternatereality said: I am a firm believer in this cause. I'll put in a dollar. haha
But I think instead of a lap dance, we should buy him a girlfriend.
I'm not pitching in, but I say we help him write love letters to his cousin.
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alternatereality
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Re: Logical Chaos "lap dance" thread [Re: bbl337]
#10579998 - 06/27/09 12:49 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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bbl337 said:
Quote:
alternatereality said: I am a firm believer in this cause. I'll put in a dollar. haha
But I think instead of a lap dance, we should buy him a girlfriend.
I'm not pitching in, but I say we help him write love letters to his cousin.
Dear hot little cousin, Lets fuck.
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What the fuck
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Re: Logical Chaos "lap dance" thread [Re: Kickle]
#10580363 - 06/27/09 02:58 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Edited by Beanhead (06/29/15 01:18 PM)
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Kukaracha
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Quote:
alternatereality said: Dear hot little cousin, Lets fuck.
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