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Imaginary people.
    #10488329 - 06/11/09 01:40 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I always meet the weirdest people when I'm high. In fact, there are certain people that I see frequently, but I have NEVER met them at a time when I wasn't baked like a damn cake. I've decided I must have imaginary high friends, because some of these people just can't exist.

Last night for example, I met:
1.A black guy wearing overalls and a top hat who said "SHAZAM" every time he wanted something to happen and never once stopped eating.

2.A naked guy in a hammock who just got the shit beat out of him and lost his clothes, who we ended up taking back with us.

3.A german guy in a devil mask.

4.This kid's mother, who woke me up taking a picture of me and the boy next to me. When I asked what she was doing she said "Oh, you just look so pretty. Just pretend to be asleep again. You two look so adorable and cuddly! Aww!"

5.A boy with a furby.

6. A hippie that played the banjo so perfectly, he looked like a robot at chuck e. cheese or something.

All in one night. And yes, I was tripping, but I have confirmed with the sober people around me that these people all existed. It was too much weirdness for one night. Not to mention the fact that I had to climb on top of the roof and open a window while tripping on dxm AND in a dress.
Does anyone else always meet crazy weird people particularly when you're high?

I also tried ether last night. I don't know why. It was never something I really wanted to do, but it was there and I decided I might as well.
I do not like ether. At all.


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OfflineYour Destination
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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: alternatereality]
    #10488379 - 06/11/09 01:47 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I've never tried Ether. How would you describe it?

Those people sound weird.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: alternatereality]
    #10488381 - 06/11/09 01:47 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You are a damn fool. :lol:

You're always in the craziest circumstances.

I remember you talking about a different German another time.

He was wearing a tutu and threatening your entourage?

And then there was the strange man who made himself welcome in your friend's house, and then decided to have a naked Guitar Hero session.

Your life is full of win. :thumbup:


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: Your Destination]
    #10488408 - 06/11/09 01:51 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Swyfty Swyf said:
You are a damn fool. :lol:

You're always in the craziest circumstances.

I remember you talking about a different German another time.

He was wearing a tutu and threatening your entourage?

And then there was the strange man who made himself welcome in your friend's house, and then decided to have a naked Guitar Hero session.

Your life is full of win. :thumbup:




That german was old and it was halloween.
This one was like 20 and sitting on a hill smoking.

I'm telling you, weird people must follow me.


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I've never tried Ether. How would you describe it?

Those people sound weird.




It makes you feel like gumby. That's what I thought of at the time.
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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: alternatereality]
    #10488427 - 06/11/09 01:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You should go to the psychiatric hospital


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: alternatereality]
    #10488459 - 06/11/09 01:59 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I have this friend who I met in rehab when I was 17.

When we got out of rehab, we met and and were pretty close friends for a few years.

He is a fucking nut.

He went to a high school across town, so I used to hang out with him and I'd meet all the folks at his school, while my normal crew was doing their thing.

We both did a lot of acid together.

We have been to a few shows together.

When we went to see Phish once, it was just me and him and I got lost from him.

We had both taken 10 hits and some shrooms.

After looking for him for awhile, I became convinced that my friend was a figment of my imagination that I had invented as a means to branch out and meet people.

It seemed to make sense that he was my imaginary friend.

It was somewhat of a psychotic episode.

My friend was and is in fact a real person.

Unfortunately, he is doing years for a manufacturing case.

I hate it for my brother. :nonono:


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: MarkWahlberg]
    #10488472 - 06/11/09 02:00 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I've seen strange people when tripping before, or bump into the
most random ppl ever when high.

Ether really is crazy, I remember one time I ate an 8th of cubes and an hour later sniffed a rag of ether. I was out of this world, and when I came back from the ether, I was tripping my nuts off.

Ether really added on to the insanity. I doubt I'd try it again, it sort of brought on a difficult trip with the mushies.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #10488491 - 06/11/09 02:05 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Is that stuff like amyl nitrate?

Or is it more like NO2?

Does it give you a rush or the wah-wahs?


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10488515 - 06/11/09 02:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
I have this friend who I met in rehab when I was 17.

When we got out of rehab, we met and and were pretty close friends for a few years.

He is a fucking nut.

He went to a high school across town, so I used to hang out with him and I'd meet all the folks at his school, while my normal crew was doing their thing.

We both did a lot of acid together.

We have been to a few shows together.

When we went to see Phish once, it was just me and him and I got lost from him.

We had both taken 10 hits and some shrooms.

After looking for him for awhile, I became convinced that my friend was a figment of my imagination that I had invented as a means to branch out and meet people.

It seemed to make sense that he was my imaginary friend.

It was somewhat of a psychotic episode.

My friend was and is in fact a real person.

Unfortunately, he is doing years for a manufacturing case.

I hate it for my brother. :nonono:




Awesome story.
Visit your friend.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10488516 - 06/11/09 02:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Kind of, it's kinda similar to nitrous in a way, not as pleasant.

It really fucks you up royally, doubt it's good on the brain. I had a rush and all I remember was, I felt really small

as I was holding the rag, the texture of it, just tripped me out, it was like I was the rag.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #10488530 - 06/11/09 02:10 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

the first time I took acid I saw an old woman in a tie-dye grateful dead shirt holding a baby walking around in the woods. When my friend and I walked by her she smiled and said hello. It seemed really strange at the time.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #10488552 - 06/11/09 02:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds serious.

I used to abuse household inhalants.

That reminds me of some of my oxygen-free spells.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: alternatereality]
    #10488591 - 06/11/09 02:18 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

alternatereality said:

5.A boy with a furby.






Hey, I meant to ask you:

WTF is a furby?

Now googling.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10488609 - 06/11/09 02:20 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Now I know.

I missed that one.

I'm 30.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10488614 - 06/11/09 02:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Sometimes I talk to myself.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10488678 - 06/11/09 02:31 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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You should go to the psychiatric hospital



this^


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: alternatereality]
    #10488863 - 06/11/09 03:07 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

why were you climbing roofs in a dress? seems like itd be uncomfortable.


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #10488981 - 06/11/09 03:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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The_Ghost said:
why were you climbing roofs in a dress? seems like itd be uncomfortable.




We got locked out of the house after going to rescue the boy in the hammock from the park and I was the only one brave enough to get up there and climb through the window.


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I AM SWIM said:
Kind of, it's kinda similar to nitrous in a way, not as pleasant.

It really fucks you up royally, doubt it's good on the brain. I had a rush and all I remember was, I felt really small

as I was holding the rag, the texture of it, just tripped me out, it was like I was the rag.




Yeah, it doesn't feel good like nitrous. It was like I could feel my brain melting and losing control and I tried to get up and fell right back down. I just felt totally fucked up and weird and I wanted it to stop.
Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
Now I know.

I missed that one.

I'm 30.




They're scary right?


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: alternatereality]
    #10488994 - 06/11/09 03:27 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Wait, are you a girl?


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Re: Imaginary people. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #10489002 - 06/11/09 03:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The_Ghost said:
Wait, are you a girl?




Yep.


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