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Muppet
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sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough
#10475923 - 06/09/09 07:15 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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ever have one of those deep down, grungy, nasty, rotten-to-the-core, straight up fucken FUNKS (like you've been bustin yer balls with manual labor for eighteen hours on end) yeah - that's what I'm talking about here
in times like that...it takes more then just soap and water
I don't know about you all, but when *I* start feeling like that - I run myself a bath with a grip of bleech, a splash of dish soap, and this bad boy right here:

I scrub the fuck outta myself, from head to toe, until I shed every last layer of that filth...and then I shower like normal after the fact
and the final result is always spectacular
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: Muppet]
#10475937 - 06/09/09 07:21 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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jesus lol. bleach?
you probably get that nice slimy feeling for a while. i like that feeling
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: ManianFH]
#10476313 - 06/09/09 10:15 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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when this happens to me i like to swim in the ocean and rub coarse sand all over my body removing the stanky skin.
either that or steam my skin with chlorine in the hot tub and then abbrasive myself in the shower.
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: pong]
#10476518 - 06/09/09 11:00 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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i just cover myself with virgin olive oil(the kind used for dressing not cooking) for 20 minutes. then i just rinse off no soap or anything. i smell like squeaky olives for a couple weeks
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: makaveli8x8]
#10476789 - 06/09/09 11:58 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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in anient greece the athletes would use olive oil to bathe.
they would scrape it off with a sharp piece of metal.
it is a good way to clean yourself as the olive oil softens your skin and dilutes the sebum allowing it to come off easily.!!!
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: pong]
#10476849 - 06/09/09 12:12 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bleach? Jesus, I'd just take a bubble bath with some of those aroma therapy crystals or something.
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: alternatereality]
#10476876 - 06/09/09 12:18 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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eh...the bleach is just used to kill off whatever's causing the funk
the scrub brush is what really makes ya feel like yer in a whole new set of skin
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: Muppet]
#10476893 - 06/09/09 12:21 PM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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So many of your posts make me want to puke.. you're a pretty gross person, Muppet
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: Muppet]
#10481208 - 06/10/09 06:14 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I am extremely scared I instantaneously spread a godawful musk, like a skunk fluffing its tail. I dont know if humans are supposed to have musk glands but theres no other explanation. It has nothing to do with normal sweating, fresh sweat barely smells, its something else that comes on fast and dissapates fast upon extreme anxiety.
Fortunately its a very rare occurrence, but it has me amazed. I have no other explanation than that I have some kind of atavistic musk glands or something.
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: Muppet]
#10481246 - 06/10/09 06:36 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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doesnt it take hours using a toothbrush to scrub your whole body? ///pukes at the thought
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: Muppet]
#10481253 - 06/10/09 06:40 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lava Soap has pumice in it
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: UnholyChild666]
#10481286 - 06/10/09 07:01 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lava soap is for little bitches.
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Re: sometimes...soap and water just isn't enough [Re: blewmeanie]
#10481296 - 06/10/09 07:04 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah now there's a good idea
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