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 Ima Trooper
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 This is fucking retarded! 
#10468097 - 06/07/09 09:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ok I'm fucking pissed right now. I'm staying at a radio station my uncle manages and last week I got a fifth of whiskey to drink. Sunday, drunken sunday So I get pretty inebriated and fell asleep on the couch, leaving my bottle out on the table. When I woke up, the stupid faggot ass pastor who runs the station saw the bottle and since apparently its ILLEGAL to have alcohol on a radio station property, (I didn't know this or I would have put the fucking bottle away) he DOCUMENTS it by taking a picture of it on the table.
So now I want to get another bottle and have a couple drinks, but I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BRING IT INSIDE. I would have to get up, go outside the my dads RV, take a drink, then go back inside, then repeat the whole fucking process when I want another drink.
I'm so fucking pissed off at this holier than thou faggot assed motherfucker who is keeping me from drinking in comfort, just because he made a fucking stink about there being alcohol in the station. I can't even mix it with a coke in a coke bottle! Theres no fucking reason I couldn't do that, I'm garaunteed to finish the fucker, plus another too probably.
Heads up you stupid fucking christians. Alcohol isn't fucking immoral you fucking tards!
I realize I'm whining my ass off here. I don't give a fuck. I've had every freedom systematically taken from me over the course of last 7 months, and this is the last fucking straw!
*sigh* Ok I'm done. I'm going to go get a another bottle and keep it out in the RV. I like mixing a strong 20oz Coke bottle and then just sipping on it slowly, giving me a nice mellow buzz throughout the night, but apparently now I'm going to just chug a couple shots at a time a get wasted.
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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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basidospores
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 Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468110 - 06/07/09 09:34 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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coke ruins whiskey.
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WakeboardrB
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468111 - 06/07/09 09:34 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jesus, is it that fucking hard to hide your liquor?
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468118 - 06/07/09 09:36 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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get a flask... also, take a couple deep breaths.
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Rebirtha]
#10468161 - 06/07/09 09:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seriously, get a bottle of soda, pour some in there, he never has to know. Just don't make it too strong so that he can't smell it in the bottle.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Rebirtha]
#10468165 - 06/07/09 09:46 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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NOPE! I can't fucking hide it, my dad told me that my uncle could lose his job if I brought any alcohol into the station and I promised not to.
Not that its a fucking problem anymore because apparently, I can't even get any fucking liquor! I just got back from the shitty ass redneck bar where they sell fifths, its 11:30pm and they close at 12. So I go up in there and the stupid cunt tells me they are closed. So I ask when they close normally on a sunday, and she says "It depends on how much business I get." So I figure ok, cool. I'm bringing business. So I ask her if I can get a fifth and she says no, that they are closed. Mind you, I'm IN the fucking bar, standing at the counter where all the liquor is. WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT, I AM FUCKING BUSINESS! NOW GET ME MY FUCKING WHISKEY TO MAKE MY LIFE OKAY FOR A COUPLE FUCKING HOURS!!!
I didn't say that, but I probably should have. I don't give a fuck what these stupid fucking fat ugly trailer trash methed out pregnant redneck think of me. I fucking hate this fucking town.
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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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bbl337
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: bbl337]
#10468190 - 06/07/09 09:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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No offense man, but if you need alcohol to make your life okay for a few hours, there's deeper problems than not being allowed to drink at the station
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basidospores
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468206 - 06/07/09 09:55 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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have you considered suicide?
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Ima Trooper
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Nah not really. I'm not depressed, I'm just stressed out and have no outlet at all other than working out. I've gained 5lbs of muscle in the last 2 weeks if that tells you anything, lol.
I'm doing better than I was a minute ago, its just that fucked up things have happened that suffice to say I'm 24, no licence, no job, no money, no car, 2 felonies pending, haven't gotten laid in forever, living with my grandparents who are superreligious, and basically feeling like I'm 13 again, with no rights and having to do everything I'm told, ask permission for shit, etc.
So all I wanted was a couple of fucking drinks.
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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: bbl337]
#10468279 - 06/07/09 10:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
bbl337 said:
No offense man, but if you need alcohol to make your life okay for a few hours, there's deeper problems than not being allowed to drink at the station
Yeah I know. I'm just pissed that things never really seem ot go my way. BTW that was your 420th post. I wish I had weed or something to celebrate, but alas, I am substance-less.
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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468290 - 06/07/09 10:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think you need to get laid man, works wonders as a stress relief. 
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468329 - 06/07/09 10:26 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said:
apparently its ILLEGAL to have alcohol on a radio station property
I just looked, there's nothing in the FCC regulations regarding
possession or consumption of alcohol in a radio station, there
were regs on TV stations because it's a visual medium, it may
well be a company policy though
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Phish_Dude]
#10468332 - 06/07/09 10:26 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phish_Dude said:
I think you need to get laid man, works wonders as a stress relief.
so does choking the fuck out of preachers
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468350 - 06/07/09 10:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said:
NOPE! I can't fucking hide it, my dad told me that my uncle could lose his job if I brought any alcohol into the station and I promised not to.
Not that its a fucking problem anymore because apparently, I can't even get any fucking liquor! I just got back from the shitty ass redneck bar where they sell fifths, its 11:30pm and they close at 12. So I go up in there and the stupid cunt tells me they are closed. So I ask when they close normally on a sunday, and she says "It depends on how much business I get." So I figure ok, cool. I'm bringing business. So I ask her if I can get a fifth and she says no, that they are closed. Mind you, I'm IN the fucking bar, standing at the counter where all the liquor is. WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK YOU STUPID CUNT, I AM FUCKING BUSINESS! NOW GET ME MY FUCKING WHISKEY TO MAKE MY LIFE OKAY FOR A COUPLE FUCKING HOURS!!!
I didn't say that, but I probably should have. I don't give a fuck what these stupid fucking fat ugly trailer trash methed out pregnant redneck think of me. I fucking hate this fucking town.
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Ya, you're that guy that walked in just as she was closing. Get over it dude.
Bitchin about not being able to buy hard liquor at 11:30 pm on a sunday?
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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
  
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Ima Trooper
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Hell yeah I'm bitching! lol when they are SUPPOSED to close at 12, but close at 11:whenevertheyfeellike apparently. Its not like I wanted to sit there and drink and keep her from cleaning up. I just wanted to buy a fifth and leave.
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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468376 - 06/07/09 10:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Alright dude. You know what you should do then? Open a bar that stays open till 12 ALL the time and drive her outa business. 
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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.
For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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Ima Trooper
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Whatever man. Its not that hard to ring up a bottle of whiskey, especially when you're supposed to be open for business anyway.
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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10468443 - 06/07/09 10:46 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm a little confused. The guy who messed up your drunken binge was wrong because he was a Christian, or because he followed the rules? Is this an issue of morals or workplace rules? If your uncle could lose his job, and your passing out with booze around, why would you want to put his job, especially in this economy, in jeopardy?
Just curious. I hope things lighten up for you man.
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#10468460 - 06/07/09 10:48 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Phish_Dude said:
I think you need to get laid man, works wonders as a stress relief.
so does choking the fuck out of preachers
Is that the voice of experience?
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Ima Trooper
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Re: This is fucking retarded! [Re: whattheheck]
#10468476 - 06/07/09 10:52 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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whattheheck said:
I'm a little confused. The guy who messed up your drunken binge was wrong because he was a Christian, or because he followed the rules? Is this an issue of morals or workplace rules? If your uncle could lose his job, and your passing out with booze around, why would you want to put his job, especially in this economy, in jeopardy?
Just curious. I hope things lighten up for you man.
Its because this is a tiny little station where half the shit here isn't up to FCC standards and he didn't have to be a holier than thou dick about something this little. I normally sleep on the couch fully clothed, so its not like I looked passed out or anything. I should have hidden the bottle, but I didn't really know it was nessesary.
I don't want to put my uncle's job in jeopardy. I didn't know it was against the rules, and the pastor and his wife piss me off because I'm really a nice and considerate guy to them, always helping them out with stuff around the station, but apparently unless I worship the one and only holy Jebus, I'm shit to them.
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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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