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vandago



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Dog's will help save your ass.
#10450496 - 06/03/09 09:45 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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For the second time now, my dog has aided ,in a cop backing off.
The first time I got pulled over without my headlights off.....with drugs on me.......ya I know......But when the cop came to the window my dog started going crazy, obviously ready to bite.....and the cop instead of searching the car just shined a flashlight inside of it through the outside, inspecting, but found nothing.
Then a couple of hours ago me and my girlfriend come home from errands.....and two cop cruisers pull in out of nowhere........
The cops were apparently called because her parents decided that since she is not deligently working her ass off at a corporate job she must be suicidle......
The cops come to the door and I walk outside.....shutting the door behind me, and the cops ask for her.
I open the coor to yell for her and the cop goes to walk in! as soon as he comes close the dog goes crazy and runs for him, I slam the door shut and he doesnt think twice about coming in.
They ended up leaving after I explained her parents were insane jews and they want nothing but money for their sweet jewish daughter and they were wasting their time.
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: vandago]
#10450592 - 06/03/09 10:05 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dogs rule! Man's best friend for sure.
Good stuff.
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danielx
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I can't even count how many times my dog has saved me, you can never question a dogs nobility.
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mofo
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: vandago]
#10455144 - 06/04/09 04:48 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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unless you're black, then they just shoot your dog.
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: mofo]
#10459820 - 06/05/09 01:01 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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PsychoReactive
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Cops are heartless scum!
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RogerRabbit
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I was hiking in the mountains yesterday with my dogs when we ran into four large bears about fifty feet away. It scared the hell out of me, but within fifteen seconds, the dogs(two rotties) had all four bears up a tree. I guess they're good for more than cops too.  RR
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tak
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: RogerRabbit]
#10481618 - 06/10/09 09:22 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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the motherfucking truth.
not to mention landlords are ALOT less likely to go snooping around your place when you have a dog on file with them.
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Methadone
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: tak]
#10481657 - 06/10/09 09:38 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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I always take my dogs with me on any type of run in the car.They also protect the fort while you work... Got robbed twice in two weeks when I first got my house. Got the German Shepherd and Golden Retriever now... Needless to say, I havent had a problem since. for dogs.
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: danielx]
#10485592 - 06/10/09 10:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
danielx said: I can't even count how many times my dog has saved me, you can never question a dogs nobility.

Definitely, dude.
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kinderfeld11
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: Gogol]
#10486605 - 06/11/09 05:45 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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"Dog's will help save your ass."
CORRECTED:
"Dog's will help save your ass, long before a human would."
Edited by kinderfeld11 (06/11/09 06:03 AM)
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Denisius
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: kinderfeld11]
#10493960 - 06/12/09 12:18 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dogs are indeed a man's best friend. If only people could possess such undying loyalty, the world would have been a much better place to live in.
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ajaxism
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: Denisius]
#10640443 - 07/08/09 07:02 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Damn. The only dogs i like are small.
I don't think many people would be scared of this:
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Roadkill
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: vandago]
#10640596 - 07/08/09 08:16 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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8 years ago...
I let one of my best friends move in with me after he went through a nasty divorce with his psycho wife from hell.
After he lived with me for about a year he got injured at his job and his child support wasn't being paid til his L&I kicked in.
So his X wife calls up the State and starts bitching that if he isn't working he should be in jail...type shit.
long story longer...
So one day he gets a phone call from his wife... and she is asking him all sorts of weird questions... like..."Are you home right now?" and "Has your L&I kicked in so you can pay me my Child Support?" He answered her... "I'm home" and "no, the L&I hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't pay you yet". She hangs up on him in a tiff.
Next thing you know... The phone rings and it's some gal looking for my friend... and she says she is an old friend of his and that she is looking for him. The gal doesn't sound legit to me... so I tell her that he isn't home and that I'll leave a message for him. She leaves a message for him. I tell him every thing she just said on the phone. He doesn't remember a Debbie or anything she talked about with me.
next thing you know... I have a knock at my door... I go to the door and ask who it is... "this is Debbie ***** and I'm with the Seattle Police Dept., open the door I have a Warrant for the Arrest of ***** ******(my friend)". My Dog is going nuts... I tell her I have a 180 pound Belgian Shepard and that I need to put the dog into my bedroom. She says "open the door, right fucking now!". So I do, while holding onto my dogs collar. 4 cops bust through my door when I open it... Asking where ****** ******(my friend) is at in the home. I ask to see the Warrant. 3 of the cops push their way past me and start searching my house for him.
One cop is telling me that he is going to shoot my fucking dog if I let him go or don't control him.
They find my friend and start dragging him out of my basement... my dog is going nuts, since my dog loves my friend and would probably attack anyone that would harm him.
This one asshole cop is telling me to handle the dog or he is going to put him down. I'm tell the fucker that I'm handling him the best I can.
They drag my friend out of my house in cuffs and I shut my door leaving the dog inside the house.
I ask one of the cops why they are arresting my friend... the cop replies... "Because he didn't pay his Child Support for over 2 months"
My friends X wife set the whole thing up with the cops.
 the fricken C###
I had a bong on the coffee table with some tasty buds, in my living room... I had a lab in my kitchen... and I had a grow room full of shrooms in my basement.
I truely think they were so worried about my dog... that they really didn't notice anything else.
fuck the po po's!~
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: Roadkill]
#10643938 - 07/08/09 08:12 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mycologist/Fisherman that was close. I hope you learned from it not to keep your stuff on display.
Your dog rocks! Big little champ he is 
PS hope your mate got out of that shit easily.
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Roadkill
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learned a big lesson...
don't let friends live with you.

I stash stuff alot better now.

my dog is pretty cool...

my friend got 2 months in jail for not paying his Child Support payments... because he was injured on his job and the State took forever to pay him his L&I.
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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danielx
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: Roadkill]
#10648664 - 07/09/09 05:27 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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hope you gave him a treat after that roadkill
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Re: Dog's will help save your ass. [Re: danielx]
#10666225 - 07/12/09 10:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't think this has been mentioned...
I was pulled over for a speeding violation in PoDunkadunk, AR (Wynne) and refused a search so the pigs brought their dogs, I had bud and pills in the car, but the dog never signaled anything. The whole time the dog was outside my dog was steadily growling loudly at him, I think the narc dog couldn't smell anything but my dog and the growling just added effect
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