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DepthToTheCore
JeeBuzz
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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: niteowl]
#10417669 - 05/29/09 02:29 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well as i said in a previous post, i wear them to the shop if i cant be fucked chucking shoes on. However in saying that, you wouldn't want to have to walk a long distance in them, i'd imagine it'd get rather uncomfortable.
I'd say you'd be able to order some online, do eet.
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Chespirito
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How well does the velcro stick? I mean if you were to run for a while would that shit come off? Honestly I can dig the velcro, I hate tying my shoes. I mean since when did America put up with strings? With all the other conveniences we have we still deal with making some pussy knot on our shoes multiple times a day. One day Im going to figure out a way to put my shoes on using lasers. Everything will be fixed with lasers! You just wait and see! One DAy!
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Cameron
Too Many Words
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Posts: 4,437
Loc: Canada
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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Cubie]
#10418767 - 05/29/09 10:10 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cubie said: This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Chespirito said: One day Im going to figure out a way to put my shoes on using lasers. Everything will be fixed with lasers! You just wait and see! One DAy!
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Brugman
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Quote:
DepthToTheCore said: If your feet could engage in sexual acts
You must be new to the internet.
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Cubie
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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Brugman]
#10419133 - 05/29/09 11:26 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Champion des Champignons
long standing member;)
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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Adden]
#10419452 - 05/29/09 12:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dystopia said: Solid mahogany heels + velcro =
they're weightlifting shoes. not only do they look good, they advertise I'm a strong alpha guy. they also make me walk like I've done something in my pants
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Cubie
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To bad they dont have wolves on them....
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Champion des Champignons
long standing member;)
Registered: 07/26/00
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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Cubie]
#10419543 - 05/29/09 12:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cubie said: To bad they dont have wolves on them....
problem solved http://whalesdirect.com/product.html?t_q=CK112 those beauties will probably add 50lbs to my squat alone.
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Adden
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I'm sportin the phattest pair of kicks in the land
(as far as I'm concerned)
Dr Scholl's size 14 shaded grey baby. I've been living with 25% less pain from a permanent back disability since I got these badboys.
After years of walking a little crooked, not being able to go more than 3 miles, being a little lopsided, walking on my toes because I couldn't walk on my right heel, twisting my foot a little as to not aggravate the right side...
I did shit today to just do shit and walk around. It feels so good -- I'm almost walking like I used to.
But they don't have wolves on them.
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Cubie
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:ROLF:
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Phish_Dude
steppin' into yesterday
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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Cubie]
#10419892 - 05/29/09 01:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cubie said: :ROLF:
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Cubie
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LOL@ rolf
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alternatereality
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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Cubie]
#10419997 - 05/29/09 01:55 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I won't lie, I have a pair of velcro shoes. They're actually really cute though. And they were 5$.
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Cubie
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