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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: niteowl]
    #10417669 - 05/29/09 02:29 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Well as i said in a previous post, i wear them to the shop if i cant be fucked chucking shoes on. However in saying that, you wouldn't want to have to walk a long distance in them, i'd imagine it'd get rather uncomfortable.

I'd say you'd be able to order some online, do eet.

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: DimensionX]
    #10417671 - 05/29/09 02:29 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

How well does the velcro stick?  I mean if you were to run for a while would that shit come off?  Honestly I can dig the velcro, I hate tying my shoes.  I mean since when did America put up with strings?  With all the other conveniences we have we still deal with making some pussy knot on our shoes multiple times a day.  One day Im going to figure out a way to put my shoes on using lasers.  Everything will be fixed with lasers!  You just wait and see!  One DAy!

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Cubie]
    #10418767 - 05/29/09 10:10 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Cubie said:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.




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One day Im going to figure out a way to put my shoes on using lasers.  Everything will be fixed with lasers!  You just wait and see!  One DAy!




:rotfl:

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #10419085 - 05/29/09 11:17 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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DepthToTheCore said:
If your feet could engage in sexual acts




You must be new to the internet.

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Brugman]
    #10419133 - 05/29/09 11:26 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Adden]
    #10419452 - 05/29/09 12:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Dystopia said:
Solid mahogany heels + velcro = :wtf:



they're weightlifting shoes. not only do they look good, they advertise I'm a strong alpha guy.
they also make me walk like I've done something in my pants:smirk:


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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Champion des Champignons]
    #10419479 - 05/29/09 12:27 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

To bad they dont have wolves on them....

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Cubie]
    #10419543 - 05/29/09 12:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Cubie said:
To bad they dont have wolves on them....



problem solved
http://whalesdirect.com/product.html?t_q=CK112
those beauties will probably add 50lbs to my squat alone.


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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: DimensionX]
    #10419570 - 05/29/09 12:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sportin the phattest pair of kicks in the land

(as far as I'm concerned)


Dr Scholl's size 14 shaded grey baby. I've been living with 25% less pain from a permanent back disability since I got these badboys.

After years of walking a little crooked, not being able to go more than 3 miles, being a little lopsided, walking on my toes because I couldn't walk on my right heel, twisting my foot a little as to not aggravate the right side...

I did shit today to just do shit and walk around. It feels so good -- I'm almost walking like I used to.








But they don't have wolves on them. :sad:

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Champion des Champignons]
    #10419578 - 05/29/09 12:44 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:ROLF: :lol: :omg:

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Cubie]
    #10419892 - 05/29/09 01:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Cubie said:
:ROLF: :lol: :omg:




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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #10419906 - 05/29/09 01:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

LOL@ rolf

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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: Cubie]
    #10419997 - 05/29/09 01:55 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I won't lie, I have a pair of velcro shoes.
They're actually really cute though. And they were 5$.


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Re: Velcro Shoes [Re: alternatereality]
    #10420014 - 05/29/09 01:58 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:hug:

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