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Silversoul
Rhizome

Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades

Million dollar marketing idea

#10386029 - 05/23/09 11:58 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Diet water

Patent pending. I'm sure you'll all want to invest in my company.

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CosmicFool
Psychoholic

Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,581
Loc: 203

Last seen: 1 month, 11 days

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Silversoul]
#10386034 - 05/23/09 12:00 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

make sure it doesn't have any death crystals

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tripp23
Kratom Freak

Registered: 05/21/08
Posts: 4,030
Loc: Florida, US
Last seen: 1 year, 4 months

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Silversoul]
#10386038 - 05/23/09 12:00 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

im gonna jack your diet water from you before the patent goes through!! :grin:

:grin:

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JackAsserry
Imaginary Friend

Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 84
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: tripp23]
#10386052 - 05/23/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Whats the secret ingredient??? 200 milligrams of crystal meth????

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Silversoul
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Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: JackAsserry]
#10386060 - 05/23/09 12:09 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Nope. It's just water with 0 calories.

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JackAsserry
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Silversoul]
#10386070 - 05/23/09 12:12 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

meh. I liked my idea better

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Boom
just a tester

Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Silversoul]
#10386071 - 05/23/09 12:12 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Water, like from the toilet?

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Silversoul
Rhizome

Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: JackAsserry]
#10386077 - 05/23/09 12:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

JackAsserry said:
meh. I liked my idea better

I'll market your idea as "Power Water."

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Shadowfoxhound
Stranger

Registered: 05/21/09
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: CosmicFool]
#10386088 - 05/23/09 12:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
make sure it doesn't have any death crystals

Good to see that video again, I laughed the first time I saw it and then again just now : )

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ShroomerRoss

Registered: 08/29/08
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Shadowfoxhound]
#10386104 - 05/23/09 12:22 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

we got same thing here in uk, it called skinny water, and people were dumb enough to buy it :lol:

:lol:

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krypto2000
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: ShroomerRoss]
#10386127 - 05/23/09 12:28 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I've got an even better way to expand that idea. You market it as diet water by lowering the portions lol. Then you can mark the price higher than competitors, making it look more valuable, while selling half as much.

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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Boom]
#10386134 - 05/23/09 12:29 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Boom said:
Water, like from the toilet?

I could do that and honestly label it as diet spring water

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bbl337
genetic material is Ar based

Registered: 02/12/09
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#10386211 - 05/23/09 12:53 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Caffeine + aspartame based flavoring + water = energy weightloss water with a nommy flavor. Tada, big bucks

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krypto2000
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: bbl337]
#10389120 - 05/24/09 12:57 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

suger + water = ugh, why did I put that in my mouth

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skatealex2
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: krypto2000]
#10389147 - 05/24/09 01:05 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

legal THC

:thumbup:

multi billion $ product a year :grin:

:grin:

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UnholyChild666
I'M GOD

Registered: 03/26/06
Posts: 8,940
Loc:

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: skatealex2]
#10389156 - 05/24/09 01:09 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

skatealex2 said:
legal THC multi billion $ product a year

and shut down in less than 2

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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: bbl337]
#10389159 - 05/24/09 01:10 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

bbl337 said:
Caffeine + aspartame based flavoring + water = energy weightloss water with a nommy flavor. Tada, big bucks

what you've just describes sounds like coffee with artificial sweetener

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skatealex2
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: UnholyChild666]
#10389160 - 05/24/09 01:10 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
Quote:

skatealex2 said:
legal THC multi billion $ product a year

and shut down in less than 2

:suicide:

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krypto2000
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#10389240 - 05/24/09 01:48 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

bbl337 said:
Caffeine + aspartame based flavoring + water = energy weightloss water with a nommy flavor. Tada, big bucks

what you've just describes sounds like coffee with artificial sweetener

And coffee is an appetite suppressant; now how do we patent it...

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Kamek

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Last seen: 10 months, 22 days

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Boom]
#10389915 - 05/24/09 08:16 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Boom said:
Water, like from the toilet?

Does it got Electrolytes??

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Kamek

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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Kamek]
#10389921 - 05/24/09 08:18 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I couldn't resist.

Brawndo's got what plants crave!!

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Cubie
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Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Silversoul]
#10389937 - 05/24/09 08:23 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Silversoul said:
Diet water

Patent pending. I'm sure you'll all want to invest in my company.

Put me on the list!

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filthee
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Registered: 10/17/08
Posts: 4,257
Loc: australia

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: Silversoul]
#10389977 - 05/24/09 08:35 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

if its distilled and triple filtered im in

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zneocide
Miscellaneum et cetra

Registered: 04/02/06
Posts: 150
Loc: Does it matter?

Re: Million dollar marketing idea

[Re: krypto2000]
#10524960 - 06/17/09 04:49 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

krypto2000 said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

bbl337 said:
Caffeine + aspartame based flavoring + water = energy weightloss water with a nommy flavor. Tada, big bucks

what you've just describes sounds like coffee with artificial sweetener

And coffee is an appetite suppressant; now how do we patent it...

Freebase it, then patent the process and apparatus.

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