So, in the true spirit of SA forum, A while back, I was chugging the tussin pretty heavily. I got this hair brained Idea that the last 4 oz I had would go much farther if I plugged it.
So, I'm in the bathroom trying to figure this out, and knowing basic physics, I know I will need to have enough pressure to get this tussin into my ass.
So, Standing on my head was out of the question..
Luckily I had a roll of rubber tubing that I've held onto for a while. (for launching R/C Gliders) I cut a good 4ft section and put a funnel on one end.
So, looks like I got what I need. So, I step into the shower and slick up the ol blow hole with some soap and slip the tubing on in. Then glub, glub, glub, the tussin goes into the funnel..
I still remember the sensation to this day, it was like my entire abdomen felt cold and hot at the same time. It wasnt like a good ol' sludge flush enema. This was confusing as hell to my lower GI tract...
So, I step out of the shower, and dry off, and focus on the high I will soon have. But, the sensation got stronger and stronger..
I thought laying down would help. so, I stepped into the bedroom and layed down. Big mistake. I felt like my insides were melting and my colon was sounding the alarm. I was going to shit this red goodness whether I wanted to or not.
I bolted to the bathroom, it started to leak out a little. As soon I ran around the corner toward the pot, its like my ass hole just fell out. A thick syrupy stream of tussin hit the floor, and my foot landed in the middle. Both arms came out like I Was about to praise jesus and my ass was overcome by gravit and landed right in the middle of the tiled floor in the bathroom. When the whole weight of my body smashed my ass into the floor, the remainder of the tussin jettisoned out with a pffffttsssssskkkk.... At this point, the tussing is burning more coming out than going in and my guts were still churning to rid itself of the cough medicine. Realzing I needed to get the rest out, I get up off the floor and start to squat to sit on the toilet, and about half way down, there was a Poof of gas followed by an ejected nugget glossed in cherry red. It landed on the side of the tank, and oozed down until it fell off in the floor. After trying to shit out every last drop, it seemed like an eternity, and once the burning subsided, I had a huge fucking disgusting mess to clean up. At this point, I decided "fuck DXM, I'm done". Ahhh.. If only I had an 8oz for every time I've said that...
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