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Fd3000
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The everlasting bruise, whats up with this?
#1034102 - 11/07/02 10:10 PM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey chill forum!
About 4 years ago i got punched in the shoulder by a guy who had a ring on. The ring left a small 3/4" circle bruise on my shoulder, it never went away! To this day i still have that bruise, looks the exact same as the night it happened... whats up with this?
Fd
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Shroomism
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
#1034743 - 11/08/02 12:58 AM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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I suspect stagnant Chi. Apply firm accupressure to area for 5 minutes in a clockwise motion, and take the following herbs beforehand, either in a tea or in pill form: natural dan shen, tien chi, prunus, ligusticum, gingko, dong quai, astragalus, lumbricus, codonopsis, safflower powder
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Cow Shit Collector
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Shroomism]
#1035123 - 11/08/02 05:00 AM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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or get it laaaayyyyyyzerd
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Senor_Doobie
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
#1035375 - 11/08/02 07:33 AM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe it was a magic ring and he put a curse on you. If I were you, I'd start beating up the elderly.
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Rono
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
#1035511 - 11/08/02 08:47 AM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe it's a bone chip...
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Bruiser
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
#1035535 - 11/08/02 08:57 AM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe it was the Touch of Death? -Bruiser
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akyouser_oner
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
#1035538 - 11/08/02 08:59 AM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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put leeches on it... or maybe cut it open and see if it bleeds...
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Frog31337
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
#1035888 - 11/08/02 11:20 AM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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DAMN! Are you guys from the middle ages?
Shroomism- I suspect stagnant Chi Senior Doobie- Maybe it was a magic ring Bruiser- Maybe it was the Touch of Death? akyouser- put leeches on it ... cut it open and see if it bleeds
And one good one IMO
Rono- Maybe it's a bone chip
Personally I don't know, ask a doctor. And I do have a sense of humor, but it's broke at the moment
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TeTr0
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
#1036177 - 11/08/02 12:33 PM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think that after 4 years of it being there, you can officially call it a scar.
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Fd3000
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Senor_Doobie]
#1036518 - 11/08/02 02:00 PM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks for the help, im off to take my time machine back to 1720 to get some up-to-date medical help!
See you all! Fd
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Gumby
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: TeTr0]
#1037574 - 11/08/02 09:08 PM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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>I think that after 4 years of it being there, you can officially call it a scar.
Best advise in this thread.
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Loop_Theorist
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Frog31337]
#1037640 - 11/08/02 09:36 PM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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the "touch of death" or Dim-Mak as it is called is very real, I assure you, out of my 12 years of martial arts training, 3 of the were devoted to the practice of Dim-Mak...
... the rest to Kung-Fu (shoalin style) and Akido.
Do not doubt that which you do not fully understand my friend
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Papaver
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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
#1037797 - 11/08/02 10:25 PM (21 years, 4 months ago) |
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Vascular damage, myo-facial damage, and collagenous adhesions? In short, scar tissue?
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