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InvisibleFd3000
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The everlasting bruise, whats up with this?
    #1034102 - 11/08/02 12:10 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Hey chill forum!

About 4 years ago i got punched in the shoulder by a guy who had a ring on. The ring left a small 3/4" circle bruise on my shoulder, it never went away! To this day i still have that bruise, looks the exact same as the night it happened... whats up with this?

Fd


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
    #1034743 - 11/08/02 02:58 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I suspect stagnant Chi. Apply firm accupressure to area for 5 minutes in a clockwise motion, and take the following herbs beforehand, either in a tea or in pill form: natural dan shen, tien chi, prunus, ligusticum, gingko, dong quai, astragalus, lumbricus, codonopsis, safflower powder



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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Shroomism]
    #1035123 - 11/08/02 07:00 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

or get it laaaayyyyyyzerd


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
    #1035375 - 11/08/02 09:33 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe it was a magic ring and he put a curse on you. If I were you, I'd start beating up the elderly.


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
    #1035511 - 11/08/02 10:47 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe it's a bone chip...


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
    #1035535 - 11/08/02 10:57 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe it was the Touch of Death?
-Bruiser


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
    #1035538 - 11/08/02 10:59 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

put leeches on it... or maybe cut it open and see if it bleeds...


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
    #1035888 - 11/08/02 01:20 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

DAMN!  Are you guys from the middle ages?

Shroomism- I suspect stagnant Chi
Senior Doobie- Maybe it was a magic ring
Bruiser- Maybe it was the Touch of Death?
akyouser- put leeches on it ... cut it open and see if it bleeds

And one good one IMO

Rono- Maybe it's a bone chip

Personally I don't know, ask a doctor.  And I do have a sense of humor, but it's broke at the moment  :tongue:


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
    #1036177 - 11/08/02 02:33 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I think that after 4 years of it being there, you can officially call it a scar.  :grin: 


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #1036518 - 11/08/02 04:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for the help, im off to take my time machine back to 1720 to get some up-to-date medical help!

See you all!
Fd :smirk: 


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: TeTr0]
    #1037574 - 11/08/02 11:08 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

>I think that after 4 years of it being there, you can officially
call it a scar.


Best advise in this thread.


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Frog31337]
    #1037640 - 11/08/02 11:36 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

the "touch of death" or Dim-Mak as it is called is very real, I assure you, out of my 12 years of martial arts training, 3 of the were devoted to the practice of Dim-Mak...


... the rest to Kung-Fu (shoalin style) and Akido.

Do not doubt that which you do not fully understand my friend :wink:


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Re: The everlasting bruise, whats up with this? [Re: Fd3000]
    #1037797 - 11/09/02 12:25 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Vascular damage, myo-facial damage, and collagenous adhesions? In short, scar tissue?


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