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phishie
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best way to pass a ua????
#10323130 - 05/11/09 04:07 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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hey whats the best way to pass a ua... my girl just got a new job and she has to piss in a cup... just so happens some guy that owed me money for a very long time wanted to settle up and gave me a gram of some very shitty yola. she did some sunday night about 6:30pm like 2 good lines worth but we both barley got high... you think she will be ok tuesday morning at 8am and if not anyone know a good way to pass?
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: phishie]
#10323142 - 05/11/09 04:10 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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phishie said: hey whats the best way to pass a ua...
Get clean. A.K.A. - Don't do drugs.
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: Cowgold]
#10323145 - 05/11/09 04:11 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cowgold said:
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phishie said: hey whats the best way to pass a ua...
Get clean. A.K.A. - Don't do drugs.
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Prisoner#1
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phishie said: hey whats the best way to pass a ua...
Get clean. A.K.A. - Don't do drugs. stop smoking last month
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TiN
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#10323159 - 05/11/09 04:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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phishie said: hey whats the best way to pass a ua...
Get clean. A.K.A. - Don't do drugs. stop smoking last month
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phishie
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: TiN]
#10323172 - 05/11/09 04:17 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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so is no one going to give a helpful answer?
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: phishie]
#10323175 - 05/11/09 04:18 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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drink a ton of water and exercise like hell
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: phishie]
#10323207 - 05/11/09 04:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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dude, I just passed a piss test a few weeks ago, even though I definitely still had stuff in my system.
All ya gotta do is the night before: take a vitamin that has a bunch of riboflavin in it
The day of: drink a bunch of water all day...obviously don't drink enough to die of water intoxication or whatever the term is, but you should drink around a gallon throughout the 2-3 hours before the test
your piss will be too watered down to test positive for stuff, the riboflavin will color your piss yellow
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Doc_T
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: AliceDee]
#10323223 - 05/11/09 04:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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There's really only one sure way to do it. I don't know what other answer to give.
My advice: use that method until you move out, then do what you like with your life.
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: Doc_T]
#10323242 - 05/11/09 04:31 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Do that and hope the person examining your piss doesn't weigh it. But, I would also get as much riboflavin into me as possible while doing so.
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Theylikethatshit
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: phishie]
#10323267 - 05/11/09 04:37 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have heard of squirting visine into the piss after you pee... My pal said he squirted about half a bottle in to be sure.
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Theylikethatshit said: I have heard of squirting visine into the piss after you pee... My pal said he squirted about half a bottle in to be sure.
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: twighead]
#10323343 - 05/11/09 04:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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you should be fine. 3 days and only two lines. just drink alot of water or cranberry juice and she should be good.
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DeathCompany
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Re: best way to pass a ua???? [Re: twighead]
#10323358 - 05/11/09 05:00 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Theylikethatshit said: I have heard of squirting visine into the piss after you pee... My pal said he squirted about half a bottle in to be sure.
Actually it does work. ! cc for a glass cup 2cc for a plastic one. I don't think it clears cocaine though. I could look it up in this drug test book I got but im too lazy.
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