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 Elmer
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 We need a new name for Swine flu. 
#10254285 - 04/29/09 06:13 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Because it sounds pretty fucking lame. If the Bubonic Plague had been called rat flu, no-one would have died from it.
I call "Bacon Death".
The end is nigh.
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 Madtowntripper
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: Elmer]
#10254303 - 04/29/09 06:23 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Israel is calling it the "Mexican Flu" because they think "Swine Flu" is religiously intolerant.
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illume
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hey I just realized that mad has a pig in his avatar lmao....
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see what some of you don't know is 'swine flu' is code name for T-virus
mutations will happen within 12 days of contact with the virus
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: Elmer]
#10254334 - 04/29/09 06:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
Israel is calling it the "Mexican Flu" because they think "Swine Flu" is religiously intolerant.
Yeah, but pigs are cool, no one likes mexicans.
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: RandomHero]
#10254346 - 04/29/09 06:38 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: Elmer]
#10254362 - 04/29/09 06:47 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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What the 'Law Enforcement Sickness"
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: Apollyphelion]
#10254387 - 04/29/09 07:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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whats another name for "doesnt exist" ?? 
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: Mello Kitty]
#10254393 - 04/29/09 07:04 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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God!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
God, you just got burned.
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: Elmer]
#10254504 - 04/29/09 07:53 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Policia Syndrome
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Black Plague 2: Swinedeath
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: Elmer]
#10254697 - 04/29/09 09:25 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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i've been calling it Piggy Fever 
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Re: We need a new name for Swine flu. [Re: Elmer]
#10255277 - 04/29/09 11:26 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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 This thread has been closed.
Reason:
Pub: there now is a designated thread for Swine Flu discussion. Its this thread on the top of the forum
Put all your Swine Flu posts there. All other threads on the topic will be locked.
Regardless of the topic, all sorts of Swine Flu threads are emerging all over the Pub, its becoming a bit of a mess. Threadstarters of locked threads, if their posts hold merit beyond the moment, can put a copy of their Swine Flu OP post into the thread.
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