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Diaphanous
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donating sperm
#10253955 - 04/29/09 02:57 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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i hear you can get $100 for one load, who does this often, i want to make a career out of it do they drug test you?
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Mastamike1118
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if you smoke your sperm count will be low so they may not buy your shit...
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Diaphanous
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im not eligible
# Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm. # Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm. # Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.
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Knifey Mcstab
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I wanna do it, I get paid to jack off and I get to have kids without ever having to take care of them or meet them.
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Goomba
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In a lot of places they have a huge intensive screening process you have to go through before you can donate sperm. I dunno where drugs really fit in though. However, the "spreading your seed" idea of it is very appealing to me
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zouden
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Quote:
Diaphanous said: im not eligible
# Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm. # Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm. # Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.
Just because you're gay? That sucks.
But seriously though. What a stupid rule.
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Ferris
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Re: donating sperm [Re: zouden]
#10254166 - 04/29/09 05:01 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have HPV, so that probably disqualifies me.
But on a related note
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However, the "spreading your seed" idea of it is very appealing to me
I broke up with my gf yesterday and she has fertility issues and really wants kids, and I was telling her, hey, I'll help you conceive if you want, just call me over 14 days before your period, and she's like, awwww thanks
(I have chat logs that would remove any legal liability already, and would have her sign something too)
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memes
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Re: donating sperm [Re: Ferris] 1
#10254193 - 04/29/09 05:23 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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1. First you give a sample in order to confirm your sperm is viable for their use 2. They pay $35 per donation, and you can do it twice a week. 3. Samples must be in by 8am.
These are the rules at the place my friends use. Best part about that particular facility: they use the sperm for testing, not for babies - so you won't have a kid runnin' around you dont know about
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badchad
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Re: donating sperm [Re: memes] 1
#10254257 - 04/29/09 06:02 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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For sperm donation, usually its a lot more than just being healthy and signing up. You have to get extensively screened so women know what they are getting.
There aren't a lot of women who review your material and say:
"So you barely graduated high school, live with your mom, and sit around smoking pot in her basement all day.......EXCELLENT, you sound like you have awesome genes."
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