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OfflineDiaphanous
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donating sperm
    #10253955 - 04/29/09 02:57 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

i hear you can get $100 for one load, who does this often, i want to make a career out of it
do they drug test you?


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Re: donating sperm [Re: Diaphanous]
    #10253958 - 04/29/09 02:59 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

if you smoke your sperm count will be low so they may not buy your shit...

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OfflineDiaphanous
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Re: donating sperm [Re: Mastamike1118]
    #10253963 - 04/29/09 03:02 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

im not eligible :sad:

# Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.
# Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.
# Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.


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Re: donating sperm [Re: Diaphanous]
    #10253974 - 04/29/09 03:08 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I wanna do it, I get paid to jack off and I get to have kids without ever having to take care of them or meet them.


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OfflineGoomba
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Re: donating sperm [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #10253988 - 04/29/09 03:12 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

In a lot of places they have a huge intensive screening process you have to go through before you can donate sperm. I dunno where drugs really fit in though. However, the "spreading your seed" idea of it is very appealing to me:cool:


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Offlinezouden
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Re: donating sperm [Re: Diaphanous]
    #10254122 - 04/29/09 04:26 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Diaphanous said:
im not eligible :sad:

# Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.
# Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.
# Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.




Just because you're gay? That sucks.

But seriously though. What a stupid rule.


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Re: donating sperm [Re: zouden]
    #10254166 - 04/29/09 05:01 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I have HPV, so that probably disqualifies me.

But on a related note

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However, the "spreading your seed" idea of it is very appealing to me:cool:




I broke up with my gf yesterday and she has fertility issues and really wants kids, and I was telling her, hey, I'll help you conceive if you want, just call me over 14 days before your period, and she's like, awwww thanks :cool:

(I have chat logs that would remove any legal liability already, and would have her sign something too)


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Invisiblememes
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Re: donating sperm [Re: Ferris] * 1
    #10254193 - 04/29/09 05:23 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

1. First you give a sample in order to confirm your sperm is viable for their use
2. They pay $35 per donation, and you can do it twice a week.
3. Samples must be in by 8am.

These are the rules at the place my friends use.  Best part about that particular facility:  they use the sperm for testing, not for babies - so you won't have a kid runnin' around you dont know about :awesome:

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Re: donating sperm [Re: memes] * 1
    #10254257 - 04/29/09 06:02 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

For sperm donation, usually its a lot more than just being healthy and signing up.  You have to get extensively screened so women know what they are getting.

There aren't a lot of women who review your material and say:

"So you barely graduated high school, live with your mom, and sit around smoking pot in her basement all day.......EXCELLENT, you sound like you have awesome genes."


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