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Offlinelearningtofly
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Drunk women
    #10237376 - 04/26/09 04:02 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

what the fuck


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Re: Drunk women [Re: learningtofly]
    #10237407 - 04/26/09 04:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

drunk women are funny.
when drunk they act even more obnoxious.
.. and sometimes they even let you put it in their butt.. - thank you - (tequila)


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Re: Drunk women [Re: learningtofly]
    #10237409 - 04/26/09 04:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

drunk girls are funny. LOL.


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Re: Drunk women [Re: learningtofly]
    #10237413 - 04/26/09 04:08 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

dshsb


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Re: Drunk women [Re: RandomHero]
    #10237416 - 04/26/09 04:08 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandomHero said:
drunk women are funny.
when drunk they act even more obnoxious.
.. and sometimes they even let you put it in their butt.. - thank you - (tequila)


:awesome:


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Re: Drunk women [Re: RandomHero]
    #10237428 - 04/26/09 04:09 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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.. and sometimes they even let you put it in their butt.. - thank you - (tequila)




Hah, that's actually quite true.

My theory is, they want it all along, but are too embarassed to ask for a butt fucking sober.

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Re: Drunk women [Re: Krishna]
    #10237436 - 04/26/09 04:10 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Krishna said:
dshsb





Hmm do abreiviations make it ok in the pub? decisions, decisions. :tongue:


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Re: Drunk women [Re: sui]
    #10237453 - 04/26/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I met the most obnoxious drunk women yesterday. And in the same night a very close friend of mine, who has abstained from substances for a long time, finally got drunk. And wow she said a lot of interesting things including: how shitty her boyfriend treats her, how she wishes she would have dated me instead, how her dad keeps trying to commit suicide, etc, etc.

And then some stupid bitch kept yelling at me because I wouldn't talk to her.


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Re: Drunk women [Re: sui]
    #10237457 - 04/26/09 04:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

it should be fine
if coaster can't figure it out I'm sure it shouldn't be too much of a problem.


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Re: Drunk women [Re: sui]
    #10237458 - 04/26/09 04:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

seems like everytime i go out, theres one drunk bitch who shamelessly hits on me.  which would be okay if that woman was attractive, but they're always the "i used to be hot now i'm a 30 year old alcoholic" women.

So me, 18 year old kid, getting followed around by 30yo fat drunk bitches.


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Re: Drunk women [Re: learningtofly]
    #10237460 - 04/26/09 04:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

That's alcohol for ya.

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Re: Drunk women [Re: Chubba]
    #10237492 - 04/26/09 04:20 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

oh theres like limitless things i could say on this  but i will go for the cop out and say yeah they are fucking crazy and funny while at the same time not funny at all.

i learned once that if you tell a chick her vagina taste like shit they will totally back up that it doesnt


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Re: Drunk women [Re: Chubba]
    #10237498 - 04/26/09 04:22 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

YEAP workin in a casino, i get the priveladge to kick out the drunk ones... last night 6 were ejected!! wootwoot
and one had a miniskirt on and kept falling yay for comando jane as we called her...


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Re: Drunk women [Re: cdubbz111]
    #10237547 - 04/26/09 04:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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cdubbz111 said:
YEAP workin in a casino, i get the priveladge to kick out the drunk ones... last night 6 were ejected!! wootwoot
and one had a miniskirt on and kept falling yay for comando jane as we called her...




hahaha oh wow

btw, regarding drunk bitches...whats you guyses personal rules regarding hooking up w/ drunk girls?

i try not to unless i'm drunk...but its so easy


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Re: Drunk women [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #10237559 - 04/26/09 04:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

mm as long as they can resite your name, and your in her before she passes out i feel it CAN be fair game, and she has to be a known skeezer to do that, not a goody goody, cuz those claim rape....

mmm just make em suck you off so much more worth it, and if they puke on ur dick it feels great :hotidea:


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Re: Drunk women [Re: cdubbz111]
    #10237630 - 04/26/09 04:50 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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cdubbz111 said:
mm as long as they can resite your name, and your in her before she passes out i feel it CAN be fair game, and she has to be a known skeezer to do that, not a goody goody, cuz those claim rape....

mmm just make em suck you off so much more worth it, and if they puke on ur dick it feels great :hotidea:




nice and warm:awesome:


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Re: Drunk women [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #10237825 - 04/26/09 05:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

"Oh my god!  I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette!"


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Re: Drunk women [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #10237842 - 04/26/09 05:22 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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"Oh my god!  I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette!"




i used to work in a resteraunt and i had to clean out the ash trays. every once in a while I would find a cig with a charred filter and lmao


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Re: Drunk women [Re: sui]
    #10237854 - 04/26/09 05:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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suimush said:
Quote:

Krishna said:
dshsb





Hmm do abreiviations make it ok in the pub? decisions, decisions. :tongue:




siihb


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Re: Drunk women [Re: sui]
    #10237862 - 04/26/09 05:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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suimush said:
Quote:

Krishna said:
dshsb





Hmm do abreiviations make it ok in the pub? decisions, decisions. :tongue:





DSHSB and "stick ice in her ass and pussy" are like Shroomery legacies, of course they're okay.

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Re: Drunk women [Re: Gumby]
    #10237925 - 04/26/09 05:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

suimush said:
Quote:

Krishna said:
dshsb





Hmm do abreiviations make it ok in the pub? decisions, decisions. :tongue:





DSHSB and "stick ice in her ass and pussy" are like Shroomery legacies, of course they're okay.




when did DSHSB start? i havent been here for that long


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Re: Drunk women [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #10238120 - 04/26/09 06:09 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

man has been dry smashing shitboxes since the dawn of time


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Re: Drunk women [Re: Krishna]
    #10238123 - 04/26/09 06:09 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

although it wasn't until the advent of lube that things really took off.


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Re: Drunk women [Re: Krishna]
    #10238135 - 04/26/09 06:11 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

haha i meant the common use of that acronym on this forum


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Re: Drunk women [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #10238237 - 04/26/09 06:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

The phrase has been here longer than I have, but it seemed like the abbreviation caught on in the last year. But I could of just missed it for a long time.

All that aside though, I think it's pretty common on 4chan as well, so I don't think it's a shroomery exclusive thing....right?


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