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OfflineDeadPhan
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Post Your Guacamole Recipe
    #10233463 - 04/25/09 09:02 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

post your recipe for guacamole......im goin to make some right now ...brb with my ingredients...imgona inovate
so far i got, 2 avacados, 2 plum tomatoes, buncha garlic(i love garlic, dont realy think u can have too much), green onoins, lime, oregano, lil salt, peper, hot sauce
thats all i can think of for now but i might get creative so ill be back with the end result.
i make guac alot.
usualy always experimenting with new techniques
i love how its such a versatile dish as you can play around with the ingredients and more often than not, its always at least good.  sometimes fantastic.  but never bad.


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: DeadPhan]
    #10233576 - 04/25/09 09:28 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

call me a simpleton but avacado, lime juice, plum tomato and green onion with a little salt, pepper, hot sauce, and a bunch of garlic is my famous recipe

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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: DeadPhan]
    #10233585 - 04/25/09 09:30 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Avocado, smashed to appropriate texture.

A small splash of lemon juice to preserve the color. 

A couple spoonfuls of a good salsa (the quality of the salsa is critical... emerald valley organic is what I usually use... definitely get something fresh, not from a glass jar).

Finally, a dash of salt.

:voila:

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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: DeadPhan]
    #10233597 - 04/25/09 09:33 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

3 avacadaos
3 fresh chive cuttings
1 lime
3 tomatoes sliced up small
1/4 onion chopped up small
15 tortido chips ground dust
1 layers of cookie crumb
1 piece of salmon chopped into tiny pieces
1 squeeze of lemon
1 jalepeno pepper chopped finely


sounds stange...but i like it

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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: Entropymancer]
    #10233603 - 04/25/09 09:34 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Lots of avocado, lots of onion, some finely diced tomato, some fresh crushed cilantro, a bit of garlic, finely minced, a splash of lime, and some finely diced tomatillos. And of course, a pinch of good sea salt. or table salt for you vagabonds out their


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: satyr]
    #10233710 - 04/25/09 09:58 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Taco Bells Guacamole is fucking amazing. they feature it on one of their new nachos for under a buck. snoochie boochies


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: DeadPhan]
    #10233760 - 04/25/09 10:12 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

avocado, red onion, garlic, red tomato, peppers, lime juice, cilantro, and sometimes some habanero sauce but ive been trying to eat entirely raw

when im lazy tho ill just mix some good salsa in with it :shrug:


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: JesusYodiHomeboy]
    #10233842 - 04/25/09 10:38 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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Taco Bells Guacamole is fucking amazing. they feature it on one of their new nachos for under a buck. snoochie boochies



That's not guacamole :facepalm:


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10233844 - 04/25/09 10:40 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Mine is pretty simple, I really like the taste of avacado by itself, so I don't add very much to it.

Avocado, a little salt, lime, cayenne, and mash it all up with a big fork.


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10233850 - 04/25/09 10:41 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
Mine is pretty simple, I really like the taste of avacado by itself, so I don't add very much to it.

Avocado, a little salt, lime, and cayenne, and mash it all up with a big fork.



I frequently just smash avocado with a little salt myself, especially as a topping. The natural flavor brought out by the salt is divine. I still cannot fathom how some people do not like avocado


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: satyr]
    #10233873 - 04/25/09 10:46 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I hated it when I was younger, it was a taste I had to acquire over time.

Now I cut 'em in half, and dig in with a spoon. :drooling:


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10233891 - 04/25/09 10:50 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Same here.
Btw, did you know that the aztecs called the avocado tree ahuacuatl, meaning, testicle tree? An interesting tidbit of info for those who love indulging in this forbidden fruit.


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: DeadPhan]
    #10233904 - 04/25/09 10:54 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I just add stuff until it starts to look like cacti pukings.
I'm talkin' refried beans, pico de gallo, salt n peppa, hot sauce, ground beef, shredded cheese... you know, the works


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: Great Scott]
    #10233915 - 04/25/09 10:58 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PeyoteZen said:
I just add stuff until it starts to look like cacti pukings.
I'm talkin' refried beans, pico de gallo, salt n peppa, hot sauce, ground beef, shredded cheese... you know, the works



Now your jumping into whole new territory my friend; not really guacamole anymore, but still delicious. Despite the fact that you referred to it with cacti pukings in the same phrase


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: satyr]
    #10234047 - 04/25/09 11:28 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

It's like 7 layer dip, just mixed together into one big happy slurry



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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: DeadPhan]
    #10234063 - 04/25/09 11:32 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I'm simple.. avacado, roma tomatoes, garlic (lots). :smile:

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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: Brugman]
    #10234142 - 04/25/09 11:53 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

guac on a turkey sandwich or any kind of sandwich is amazing.


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: gotfungus]
    #10234164 - 04/25/09 11:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

avacado (smushed)
tomato (diced)
red onion (diced)
cilantro (chopped if you care)
lemon juice (prevents browning and adds flavor)
Salt and pepper (LOTS of salt)

if you're adding anything else you're fucking it up. as an aside, i have had like 30 people tell me i've made them the best guacamole they've ever had and i've been making it since i was about 8 or 9.


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: Deekay]
    #10234599 - 04/26/09 01:46 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

i just read a recipe that calls for a splash of worcestershire sauce.  im gona give it a whirl.  ill let yas know.


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Re: Post Your Guacamole Recipe [Re: DeadPhan]
    #10626395 - 07/05/09 06:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

im not huge on the onions.....so far after many batches ive got it down to
avacado, cilantro, plum roma tomatoes, garlic, salt, pepper, oregano
still experimenting


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