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Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell.
#10232509 - 04/25/09 06:11 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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All you good hearted cats send some vibes of hope, safety and Godspeed our ways. We are located in NC, the cneter of the state.
All you evil bastards don't even look this way lest you combust instantly in the vat of acid burning type.
I want my little sis, one of the greatest people ever born to return home safe tonight.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232520 - 04/25/09 06:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its not prom night you should worry about... its prom weekend you gotta worry about
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: danlennon3]
#10232525 - 04/25/09 06:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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uh...
its prom nite and its prom weekend... saturday.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: danlennon3]
#10232527 - 04/25/09 06:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'll take good care of her.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: pfxtc]
#10232531 - 04/25/09 06:15 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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bitch you better, we got guns and hogs.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232536 - 04/25/09 06:16 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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there are guns around here that would make the Death Star jealous, and parents mourn vastly.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: danlennon3]
#10232541 - 04/25/09 06:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'll take good care of her.......... in back seat of my car...
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Brainiac]
#10232542 - 04/25/09 06:17 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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burn a hole through your soul I do.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232547 - 04/25/09 06:19 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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wait, you aren't even at the prom, you are here talking with me about how big a mack you are.
never you mind, you have been spared.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232552 - 04/25/09 06:19 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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She's gonna get drilled like a texas oil field.
But really, good vibes, hope no one does something drunk stupid and fatal
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Brainiac]
#10232556 - 04/25/09 06:19 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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and you got ten thousand posts in four years. you definately aren't getting laid tonight.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Gastronomicus]
#10232560 - 04/25/09 06:20 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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drunk, stupid and fatal would kill me.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232562 - 04/25/09 06:20 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Statisticons_win said: wait, you aren't even at the prom, you are here talking with me about how big a mack you are.
never you mind, you have been spared.
ever hear of phones?
bitch we crusin in the limo right now.
she got some tig ol bitties.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
Edited by pfxtc (04/25/09 06:21 PM)
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Gastronomicus]
#10232564 - 04/25/09 06:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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He's going put ice in her pussy and ass....
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232566 - 04/25/09 06:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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best wishes.
remind her about drunk driving, riding with drunk drivers, etc. and, just in case; the safe seks.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: pfxtc]
#10232570 - 04/25/09 06:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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cool , as long as you aren't driving and stuff.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232571 - 04/25/09 06:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol you got 400 in less then 2 months...
lol so did u tell her to come straight home afterwards? if not you can gaurantee somethings gonna go down...
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Mastamike1118]
#10232588 - 04/25/09 06:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I ain't getting laid tonight either.
I take care of that during the day, before four.
Hell yea, i told her what is up.. I don't have no problems with pulling punches with my sisters. I tell them the truth about men, and life. I love them little girls to much to be a big pussy with words.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232617 - 04/25/09 06:28 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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good to hear.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232620 - 04/25/09 06:28 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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er, my lil sis had prom twice and i wasnt nervous about her not coming back safely
what the fuck, is prom like some kind of super dangerous activity where you live?
shes not auto racing
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10232626 - 04/25/09 06:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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yes, it is in most areas.
prom night features:
underage drinking, drunk driving, fighting, teen sex, teen rape, etc.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232628 - 04/25/09 06:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: DragonChaser]
#10232633 - 04/25/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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DragonChaser said: She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.
LOL
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: DragonChaser]
#10232638 - 04/25/09 06:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
DragonChaser said: She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.
With blood dripping down her lags
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10232639 - 04/25/09 06:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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dude, around here proms have been particularly fatal. lotta people killed by driving accidents and shit.
Plus i just get weird.
I won't even take hot fresh boiled eggs straight from the hot water to the cold water cause I am scared a reaction due to thermal dynamics may cause an eggshell to explode and land in someone's hamburger who happens to be allergice to eggs ergo a death.
Been that way for sometime now, seen some pretty foul shit happen for no reason at the most inexplicable times.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232644 - 04/25/09 06:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Statisticons_win said: dude, around here proms have been particularly fatal. lotta people killed by driving accidents and shit.
Plus i just get weird.
I won't even take hot fresh boiled eggs straight from the hot water to the cold water cause I am scared a reaction due to thermal dynamics may cause an eggshell to explode and land in someone's hamburger who happens to be allergice to eggs ergo a death.
Been that way for sometime now, seen some pretty foul shit happen for no reason at the most inexplicable times.
damn i thought i was paranoid
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232652 - 04/25/09 06:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
#10232666 - 04/25/09 06:37 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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it's a great read.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
#10232674 - 04/25/09 06:38 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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canid said: yes, it is in most areas.
prom night features:
underage drinking, drunk driving, fighting, teen sex, teen rape, etc.
drunk driving on that is lower because its just plain stupid, where is there fighting at prom? I never saw this
teen rape? no one got date raped at our proms, they where just really fucking stupid
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
#10232704 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'll hae to check it out.
re they gonna take my name down or somethig whe i got o buy it? can I buy it truly anonymous?
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10232705 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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the problem is usually prom might after the prom.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
#10232713 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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canid said: the problem is usually prom might after the prom.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232798 - 04/25/09 06:59 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im gonna be havin' some real tender lovin' with your sisters asshole tonight, willing or not, guy.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232833 - 04/25/09 07:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't believe this thread exists.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10232905 - 04/25/09 07:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cannabischarlie said: er, my lil sis had prom twice and i wasnt nervous about her not coming back safely
what the fuck, is prom like some kind of super dangerous activity where you live?
shes not auto racing
haha where i come from..... yes! yes it is
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#10232942 - 04/25/09 07:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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why. cause I believe in the power of thoughts and want to seem my sister come home safe and not crying tonight?
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232954 - 04/25/09 07:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude, she's going to the prom, not Baghdad. Relax a bit.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#10232959 - 04/25/09 07:25 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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you are right..
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10235539 - 04/26/09 09:33 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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SO- did she survive?
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#10235630 - 04/26/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I WISH I HAD A FUCKING PROM, ALL MY SCHOOL HAD WAS A NORMAL PROM WHERE PEOPLE DANCED
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10235742 - 04/26/09 10:39 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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a bit over protective i see.....
you know shes not going to prom and is hitting the motel getting rammed in the butt
cut the umbilical cord already shessh.
and as for the posting and not getting laid... you have a 11.5 avg post per day and that guy had like 3...
have fun seeing your sister walking in as a women
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10235811 - 04/26/09 10:59 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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She probably got piped.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: xpl0de]
#10235872 - 04/26/09 11:15 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude, you have to get used to your sister being a big girl. Mine just turned 18, has been in two relationships longer than any I've ever attempted, and is gorgeous.
Just make sure you did a good job being an older brother - teaching her how to be safe & smart. It's a physical impossibility to keep a teenage girl from being a teenage girl, you just have to ensure that she does it intelligently.
to you & your sister, I wish you a worryfree night - and I wish her a wonderful evening.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: xpl0de]
#10236030 - 04/26/09 11:55 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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xpl0de said: She probably got piped.
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