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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10232626 - 04/25/09 06:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

yes, it is in most areas.

prom night features:

underage drinking,
drunk driving,
fighting,
teen sex,
teen rape,
etc.


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10232628 - 04/25/09 06:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #10232633 - 04/25/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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DragonChaser said:
She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.




LOL


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #10232638 - 04/25/09 06:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.



With blood dripping down her lags


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10232639 - 04/25/09 06:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

dude, around here proms have been particularly fatal.  lotta people killed by driving accidents and shit. 

Plus i just get weird.

I won't even take hot fresh boiled eggs straight from the hot water to the cold water cause I am scared a reaction due to thermal dynamics may cause an eggshell to explode and land in someone's hamburger who happens to be allergice to eggs ergo a death.

Been that way for sometime now, seen some pretty foul shit happen for no reason at the most inexplicable times.


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10232644 - 04/25/09 06:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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dude, around here proms have been particularly fatal.  lotta people killed by driving accidents and shit. 

Plus i just get weird.

I won't even take hot fresh boiled eggs straight from the hot water to the cold water cause I am scared a reaction due to thermal dynamics may cause an eggshell to explode and land in someone's hamburger who happens to be allergice to eggs ergo a death.

Been that way for sometime now, seen some pretty foul shit happen for no reason at the most inexplicable times.




damn i thought i was paranoid


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10232652 - 04/25/09 06:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
    #10232666 - 04/25/09 06:37 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

it's a great read.


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
    #10232674 - 04/25/09 06:38 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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canid said:
yes, it is in most areas.

prom night features:

underage drinking,
drunk driving,
fighting,
teen sex,
teen rape,
etc.





drunk driving on that is lower because its just plain stupid, where is there fighting at prom? I never saw this

teen rape? no one got date raped at our proms, they where just really fucking stupid


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
    #10232704 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

i'll hae to check it out. 

re they gonna take my name down or somethig whe i got o buy it?  can I buy it truly anonymous?


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10232705 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

the problem is usually prom might after the prom.


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
    #10232713 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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the problem is usually prom might after the prom.




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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10232798 - 04/25/09 06:59 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Im gonna be havin' some real tender lovin' with your sisters asshole tonight, willing or not, guy.  :highfive:

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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10232833 - 04/25/09 07:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I can't believe this thread exists.

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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10232905 - 04/25/09 07:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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er, my lil sis had prom twice and i wasnt nervous about her not coming back safely

what the fuck, is prom like some kind of super dangerous activity where you live?

shes not auto racing



haha where i come from..... yes! yes it is


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #10232942 - 04/25/09 07:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

why. cause I believe in the power of thoughts and want to seem my sister come home safe and not crying tonight?


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10232954 - 04/25/09 07:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Dude, she's going to the prom, not Baghdad.  Relax a bit.

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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #10232959 - 04/25/09 07:25 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

you are right..


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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10235539 - 04/26/09 09:33 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

SO-  did she survive?

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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #10235630 - 04/26/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I WISH I HAD A FUCKING PROM, ALL MY SCHOOL HAD WAS A NORMAL PROM WHERE PEOPLE DANCED

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