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canid
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10232626 - 04/25/09 06:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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yes, it is in most areas.
prom night features:
underage drinking, drunk driving, fighting, teen sex, teen rape, etc.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232628 - 04/25/09 06:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: DragonChaser]
#10232633 - 04/25/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
DragonChaser said: She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.
LOL
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: DragonChaser]
#10232638 - 04/25/09 06:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
DragonChaser said: She'll come home fine, minus her hymen of course.
With blood dripping down her lags
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10232639 - 04/25/09 06:32 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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dude, around here proms have been particularly fatal. lotta people killed by driving accidents and shit.
Plus i just get weird.
I won't even take hot fresh boiled eggs straight from the hot water to the cold water cause I am scared a reaction due to thermal dynamics may cause an eggshell to explode and land in someone's hamburger who happens to be allergice to eggs ergo a death.
Been that way for sometime now, seen some pretty foul shit happen for no reason at the most inexplicable times.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232644 - 04/25/09 06:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Statisticons_win said: dude, around here proms have been particularly fatal. lotta people killed by driving accidents and shit.
Plus i just get weird.
I won't even take hot fresh boiled eggs straight from the hot water to the cold water cause I am scared a reaction due to thermal dynamics may cause an eggshell to explode and land in someone's hamburger who happens to be allergice to eggs ergo a death.
Been that way for sometime now, seen some pretty foul shit happen for no reason at the most inexplicable times.
damn i thought i was paranoid
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232652 - 04/25/09 06:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
#10232666 - 04/25/09 06:37 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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it's a great read.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
#10232674 - 04/25/09 06:38 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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canid said: yes, it is in most areas.
prom night features:
underage drinking, drunk driving, fighting, teen sex, teen rape, etc.
drunk driving on that is lower because its just plain stupid, where is there fighting at prom? I never saw this
teen rape? no one got date raped at our proms, they where just really fucking stupid
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
#10232704 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'll hae to check it out.
re they gonna take my name down or somethig whe i got o buy it? can I buy it truly anonymous?
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canid
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10232705 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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the problem is usually prom might after the prom.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: canid]
#10232713 - 04/25/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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canid said: the problem is usually prom might after the prom.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232798 - 04/25/09 06:59 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im gonna be havin' some real tender lovin' with your sisters asshole tonight, willing or not, guy.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232833 - 04/25/09 07:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't believe this thread exists.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#10232905 - 04/25/09 07:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cannabischarlie said: er, my lil sis had prom twice and i wasnt nervous about her not coming back safely
what the fuck, is prom like some kind of super dangerous activity where you live?
shes not auto racing
haha where i come from..... yes! yes it is
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#10232942 - 04/25/09 07:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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why. cause I believe in the power of thoughts and want to seem my sister come home safe and not crying tonight?
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10232954 - 04/25/09 07:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude, she's going to the prom, not Baghdad. Relax a bit.
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#10232959 - 04/25/09 07:25 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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you are right..
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Statisticons_win]
#10235539 - 04/26/09 09:33 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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SO- did she survive?
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Re: Its fucking prom nite for my younger sister and I am nervous as hell. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#10235630 - 04/26/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I WISH I HAD A FUCKING PROM, ALL MY SCHOOL HAD WAS A NORMAL PROM WHERE PEOPLE DANCED
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