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Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers?
    #10232232 - 04/25/09 05:16 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

According to the Gospel of Philip, Jesus and Mary Magdalene were lovers.

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As for the Wisdom who is called "the barren," she is the mother of the angels. And the companion of the [...] Mary Magdalene. [...] loved her more than all the disciples, and used to kiss her often on her mouth. The rest of the disciples [...]. They said to him "Why do you love her more than all of us?" The Savior answered and said to them,"Why do I not love you like her? When a blind man and one who sees are both together in darkness, they are no different from one another. When the light comes, then he who sees will see the light, and he who is blind will remain in darkness."

Gospel of Philip



What do you think?

Edited by Duggstar (04/25/09 05:19 PM)

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10232271 - 04/25/09 05:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

no

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: mofo]
    #10232280 - 04/25/09 05:27 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Well why shouldn't Jesus have loved a woman?  He was a man after all.  Why should he be different from any of us?  I think it is sweet.

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: mofo]
    #10232284 - 04/25/09 05:27 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

"Why do I not love you like her? When a blind man and one who sees are both together in darkness, they are no different from one another. When the light comes, then he who sees will see the light, and he who is blind will remain in darkness."

Worst answer ever. He should have just said "Because she's a girl, duh"


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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10232285 - 04/25/09 05:27 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

mmm i could kiss all day
stay away frigids
lovers unite

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: deranger]
    #10232298 - 04/25/09 05:30 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I bet all the girls were after him.  He must have been like a rock star back in the day.  :smile:

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10232314 - 04/25/09 05:33 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

it's like a magnetic pull... i can feel it on the dance floor.

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10232346 - 04/25/09 05:38 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Would have been a great story to tell his folks back home in Heaven.  'Hey man, you should have seen this chick I scored with down on earth, blah blah blah...'.

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10232356 - 04/25/09 05:40 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Duggstar said:
Would have been a great story to tell his folks back home in Heaven.  'Hey man, you should have seen this chick I scored with down on earth, blah blah blah...'.




many many angels were manacled in unbreakable manacles of gold for just sucha thing, to await judgment.


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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10232361 - 04/25/09 05:41 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I think you're confusing Jesus with Jeff Spicoli

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10232377 - 04/25/09 05:44 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Statisticons_win said:
many many angels were manacled in unbreakable manacles of gold for just sucha thing, to await judgment.



Why gold?

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: mofo]
    #10232395 - 04/25/09 05:48 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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mofo said:
I think you're confusing Jesus with Jeff Spicoli



I think that's a common error, isn't it?

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10232428 - 04/25/09 05:56 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I think it would be ace if this was true.  It would make Jesus like someone I could relate to more.  You know, more human.

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10233067 - 04/25/09 07:43 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Duggstar said:
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Statisticons_win said:
many many angels were manacled in unbreakable manacles of gold for just sucha thing, to await judgment.



Why gold?




it mighta been fire.  can't remember right now and am too lazy to go look.


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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #10233130 - 04/25/09 07:53 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Statisticons_win said:
many many angels were manacled in unbreakable manacles of gold for just sucha thing, to await judgment.



Sounds like good times to me, LOL!

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10233221 - 04/25/09 08:11 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

No, Jesus couldn't have had a wang because they are evil and if he touched himself he would go to hell and Jesus wouldn't do that.

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Quetzalcohuatl]
    #10233256 - 04/25/09 08:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Quetzalcohuatl said:
No, Jesus couldn't have had a wang because they are evil and if he touched himself he would go to hell and Jesus wouldn't do that.



Jesus didn't have a wang?  HERESY!  :mob:

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10233354 - 04/25/09 08:42 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Wangs are bad only heathens and philistines have them

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Quetzalcohuatl]
    #10233387 - 04/25/09 08:46 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

But, but, I have a wang?

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Re: Were Jesus and Mary Magdalene lovers? [Re: Duggstar]
    #10233405 - 04/25/09 08:48 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

^^Its a precious gift from God and I love it!

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